The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kellyanne looks like a zombie:

I also don’t understand the pleats on this dress.

She really does look like her soul has exited her body.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh in bold white and black, small cross, bare arms, and caked on eye makeup:

Her makeup game is so bad. She looks like an 11 year old playing with makeup.

Isn’t K McE a federal employee??

[Anonymous]

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Are those black things spider legs or alien hands or what?

They look like a built-in belt she forgot to tie...

Father, followed by mother, is the most normal-looking person in this gang. That’s not something I say often or easily, yet here we are.

[Anonymous]

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Are those black things spider legs or alien hands or what?

They look like a built-in belt she forgot to tie...

Father, followed by mother, is the most normal-looking person in this gang. That’s not something I say often or easily, yet here we are.

What do you suppose Karen really thinks of Mel???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who had visible nips on their bingo card?


Subtle but there. Bare arms gets a space too. She looks great in navy.

Great dress (when paired with appropriate bra).

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Kellyanne looks like a zombie:

I also don’t understand the pleats on this dress.

Because it is not a dress - it’s jumpsuit.
Her immobile arms looked zombiesh indeed.

I like the top but not the bottom:

Who had inappropriate evening wear?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh in bold white and black, small cross, bare arms, and caked on eye makeup:

Her makeup game is so bad. She looks like an 11 year old playing with makeup.

Isn’t K McE a federal employee??

To be fair, the press secretary, the SEC, the State Department, the Census and the Post Office have the primary mission of re-electing the President.
She looks a cartoon with the bad makeup, dress and hair; certainly not someone to be taken seriously.
Kayleigh will do well with her primetime show on Fox somewhere down the road when she saves up for a few (more?) body and face surgeries.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh in bold white and black, small cross, bare arms, and caked on eye makeup:

Her makeup game is so bad. She looks like an 11 year old playing with makeup.

Isn’t K McE a federal employee??

This is unflattering on her. She looks like a no neck monster.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Holy moly that’s a lot of makeup on Tiffany. Her face more closely resembles Marla’s than I remembered.

Sad role of the genetic dice, she has Marla’s skinny nose and the trump giant teeth and gums.

And the unfortunate sphincter mouth.

Oh! I've never had a word for that mouth before! Is that original, PP?

I heard a bit of Tiffany on a clip from Jeremy Cormyn this morning. Didn't know she also has Sexy Secret voice.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Holy moly that’s a lot of makeup on Tiffany. Her face more closely resembles Marla’s than I remembered.

Sad role of the genetic dice, she has Marla’s skinny nose and the trump giant teeth and gums.

And the unfortunate sphincter mouth.

Oh! I've never had a word for that mouth before! Is that original, PP?

I heard a bit of Tiffany on a clip from Jeremy Cormyn this morning. Didn't know she also has Sexy Secret voice.

Trump University requires that women complete the standing class before enrolling in the sexy secret voice class. No men have taken the sexy secret voice class since none of them have completed the standing class.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Holy moly that’s a lot of makeup on Tiffany. Her face more closely resembles Marla’s than I remembered.

Sad role of the genetic dice, she has Marla’s skinny nose and the trump giant teeth and gums.

And the unfortunate sphincter mouth.

Oh! I've never had a word for that mouth before! Is that original, PP?

I heard a bit of Tiffany on a clip from Jeremy Cormyn this morning. Didn't know she also has Sexy Secret voice.

Trump University requires that women complete the standing class before enrolling in the sexy secret voice class. No men have taken the sexy secret voice class since none of them have completed the standing class.

What comes after the sexy secret voice class?

[Anonymous]

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Are those black things spider legs or alien hands or what?

They look like a built-in belt she forgot to tie...

They are the legs of the witch she landed on and stole power from.

This thread never disappoints.

+1 It's the zingers like this that I LOVE so much!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Are those black things spider legs or alien hands or what?

They look like a built-in belt she forgot to tie...

They are the legs of the witch she landed on and stole power from.

This thread never disappoints.

+1 It's the zingers like this that I LOVE so much!

i agree. there was one on the other thread when Ivanka wore backless flats and someone wrote - soundtrack for this event - clop clop clop clop. (or something to that effect). It was just so funny.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Holy moly that’s a lot of makeup on Tiffany. Her face more closely resembles Marla’s than I remembered.

Sad role of the genetic dice, she has Marla’s skinny nose and the trump giant teeth and gums.

And the unfortunate sphincter mouth.

Oh! I've never had a word for that mouth before! Is that original, PP?

I heard a bit of Tiffany on a clip from Jeremy Cormyn this morning. Didn't know she also has Sexy Secret voice.

Trump University requires that women complete the standing class before enrolling in the sexy secret voice class. No men have taken the sexy secret voice class since none of them have completed the standing class.

What comes after the sexy secret voice class?

Teleprompter Reading class? With optional workshops in Really Unnerving Smiling or How To Yell Like a Fascist in Clown Makeup?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Holy moly that’s a lot of makeup on Tiffany. Her face more closely resembles Marla’s than I remembered.

Sad role of the genetic dice, she has Marla’s skinny nose and the trump giant teeth and gums.

And the unfortunate sphincter mouth.

Oh! I've never had a word for that mouth before! Is that original, PP?

I heard a bit of Tiffany on a clip from Jeremy Cormyn this morning. Didn't know she also has Sexy Secret voice.

Trump University requires that women complete the standing class before enrolling in the sexy secret voice class. No men have taken the sexy secret voice class since none of them have completed the standing class.

What comes after the sexy secret voice class?

International Grifting While Wearing Floral Frocks 101. But there’s an order to it and Tiff can’t get in on those sweet international deals until she gets a C or better in Sexy Secret Voice Class.

Ivanka needs a refresher in Standing Like a Human.