The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe the Make America Hot Again slogan in this article (gift link) explains it all. And it’s not talking about their zeal to accelerate global warming.

In Trump’s Washington, MAGA fashionistas lay claim to
American hotness

“To those in the room, Trump is an ally to hotness.”

https://wapo.st/42oofgw

“There isn’t a single uggo here!” said Caroline Winchester, 33.”
Babe you know that there will be pictures accompanying this article, right?

Muahahah look at these psychos

I have no idea whether that woman is an uggo or not. I can’t see anything through that brick wall of makeup.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe the Make America Hot Again slogan in this article (gift link) explains it all. And it’s not talking about their zeal to accelerate global warming.

In Trump’s Washington, MAGA fashionistas lay claim to
American hotness

“To those in the room, Trump is an ally to hotness.”

https://wapo.st/42oofgw

“There isn’t a single uggo here!” said Caroline Winchester, 33.”
Babe you know that there will be pictures accompanying this article, right?

Muahahah look at these psychos

I have no idea whether that woman is an uggo or not. I can’t see anything through that brick wall of makeup.

It’s obvious that’s an uggo. The entire room was filled with dim, young uggos [sic]. The uggo speaker in the pink mini dress was unironically and unintentionally channeling a Caitlyn Jenner look.

[Anonymous]

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Oof, poor Tiffany. Why is she gallivanting around Nigeria? Where did her baby shower hair go?

I actually like this picture of her. She looks happy!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe the Make America Hot Again slogan in this article (gift link) explains it all. And it’s not talking about their zeal to accelerate global warming.

In Trump’s Washington, MAGA fashionistas lay claim to
American hotness

“To those in the room, Trump is an ally to hotness.”

https://wapo.st/42oofgw

“There isn’t a single uggo here!” said Caroline Winchester, 33.”
Babe you know that there will be pictures accompanying this article, right?

Muahahah look at these psychos

I have no idea whether that woman is an uggo or not. I can’t see anything through that brick wall of makeup.

It’s obvious that’s an uggo. The entire room was filled with dim, young uggos [sic]. The uggo speaker in the pink mini dress was unironically and unintentionally channeling a Caitlyn Jenner look.

Actually, as I look closer at the face, I’m starting to wonder if this is a left-wing mole? Zoom in a little and the mustache is obvious. The eyebrows are asymmetrical why-brows. The top is cheap, ill-fitting polyester. What self-respecting MAHA MAGA leaves the house looking like this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Oof, poor Tiffany. Why is she gallivanting around Nigeria? Where did her baby shower hair go?

I actually like this picture of her. She looks happy!

She looks tired and sickly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe the Make America Hot Again slogan in this article (gift link) explains it all. And it’s not talking about their zeal to accelerate global warming.

In Trump’s Washington, MAGA fashionistas lay claim to
American hotness

“To those in the room, Trump is an ally to hotness.”

https://wapo.st/42oofgw

“There isn’t a single uggo here!” said Caroline Winchester, 33.”
Babe you know that there will be pictures accompanying this article, right?

Muahahah look at these psychos

That photo has been altered, specifically the colors. Look at the whites of her eyes.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^^Also re: the baby shower theme

A) Did Ivanka host it or did Marla? Because Marla is almost 60 at this point.
B) If Ivanka did host it...idk, I'm a millennial and my parents read me a lot of Beatrix Potter as a kid. So it's not weird to me that a millennial would like Beatrix Potter.

It would be really tacky for the expectant mom’s own family to host a baby shower.

Oh who cares. She's a married woman who works in Big Law and whose husband is loaded, it's fine for her mom to host.

1. Tiffany isn't working. In fact, there's no indication she ever passed the bar.
2. Her husband isn't loaded. His family's story about being wealthy was all made up. His father is a small-time truck salesman.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/12/world/africa/trump-massad-boulos-middle-east.html?unlocked_article_code=1.-04.DMOC.hjLLxgJwhjnw&smid=url-share

Ivanka hosted, as she made quite clear on her IG https://www.instagram.com/p/DIL5IrGuYoE/?img_index=1

That is an adorable shower theme! And I love Ivanka's dress.

I think it’s a super cute theme too! I love Peter rabbit- classic!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^^Also re: the baby shower theme

A) Did Ivanka host it or did Marla? Because Marla is almost 60 at this point.
B) If Ivanka did host it...idk, I'm a millennial and my parents read me a lot of Beatrix Potter as a kid. So it's not weird to me that a millennial would like Beatrix Potter.

It would be really tacky for the expectant mom’s own family to host a baby shower.

Oh who cares. She's a married woman who works in Big Law and whose husband is loaded, it's fine for her mom to host.

1. Tiffany isn't working. In fact, there's no indication she ever passed the bar.
2. Her husband isn't loaded. His family's story about being wealthy was all made up. His father is a small-time truck salesman.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/12/world/africa/trump-massad-boulos-middle-east.html?unlocked_article_code=1.-04.DMOC.hjLLxgJwhjnw&smid=url-share

Ivanka hosted, as she made quite clear on her IG https://www.instagram.com/p/DIL5IrGuYoE/?img_index=1

Pp, God bless you for posting this article. In the long history of wonderful, bananas things being posted on this thread, it’s up there. There are just too many amazing quotes for me to post.

The Trumps, it seems, were scammed by small time, delirious scammers. It’s delicious.

In another call, on Wednesday, he said he was referring to his father-in-law’s companies, which he said were collectively worth more than $1 billion, though the company he runs is not.

“I’ve never really gone into any details like that about the value,” he said.

He confirmed that he has no relationship with Boulos Enterprises. Asked why he had never corrected the record, he said that he made a practice of not commenting on his business.

Mr. Boulos has a history of small business ventures. Corporate records in Nigeria tie him to a restaurant, some inactive construction companies and to Tantra Beverages, a now-defunct company that was set up to sell an “erotic drink” that “gives men and women the ultimate stimulating push,” according to its manufacturer.

Mr. Boulos said an associate runs the restaurant, and that he did not recall the drink venture. (After this article was published, Mr. Boulos said he did recall Tantra, and that it was part of an attempt to sell energy drinks that never got off the ground).

The entire article is like this.

Wait it seems like posters on this thread are telling me that Tiffany Trump was scammed by a Nigerian prince.

Babe, no, the New York Times is telling you that Tiffany Trump was scammed by a Nigerian prince.

But honestly I have always thought that Tiffany and her baby-faced billionaire (oops) boyfriend looked kind of sweet and cute so I’m rooting for them. Maybe she knew his parents are weirdos and scammers and didn’t care. Like does she really have room to talk???

Weirdly I am also rooting for them. In part because he seemed loyal to her when she was in her very heavy law school form. But now maybe if his patents are broke, that was a strategic play. Still rooting for them.
I am a little perplexed about all those pictures of them on yachts from when they were dating. Who paid for all those yachts?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe the Make America Hot Again slogan in this article (gift link) explains it all. And it’s not talking about their zeal to accelerate global warming.

In Trump’s Washington, MAGA fashionistas lay claim to
American hotness

“To those in the room, Trump is an ally to hotness.”

https://wapo.st/42oofgw

“There isn’t a single uggo here!” said Caroline Winchester, 33.”
Babe you know that there will be pictures accompanying this article, right?

Muahahah look at these psychos

That girl is so contoured she looks like an manga drawing.

[Anonymous]

I also want to buy a whole bunch of those make America hot again hats and donate them to a homeless shelter because I feel like that would really get under those ladies’ skins.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^^Also re: the baby shower theme

A) Did Ivanka host it or did Marla? Because Marla is almost 60 at this point.
B) If Ivanka did host it...idk, I'm a millennial and my parents read me a lot of Beatrix Potter as a kid. So it's not weird to me that a millennial would like Beatrix Potter.

It would be really tacky for the expectant mom’s own family to host a baby shower.

Oh who cares. She's a married woman who works in Big Law and whose husband is loaded, it's fine for her mom to host.

1. Tiffany isn't working. In fact, there's no indication she ever passed the bar.
2. Her husband isn't loaded. His family's story about being wealthy was all made up. His father is a small-time truck salesman.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/12/world/africa/trump-massad-boulos-middle-east.html?unlocked_article_code=1.-04.DMOC.hjLLxgJwhjnw&smid=url-share

Ivanka hosted, as she made quite clear on her IG https://www.instagram.com/p/DIL5IrGuYoE/?img_index=1

Wow, I had no idea he turned out not to be a billionaire at all. Which makes their story kinda cute. But NYT refers to her supposed million dollar ring, then doesn't provide anymore. So what's the juice on the ring?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

The extra buttons simulate nipples, feminizing the outfit.

Oh my goodness, which leads immediately to various mammals that have large litters and rows of teats.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:You all should enjoy Megyn Kelly of all people ripping Kristi Noem for her “25 pounds of hair and 30 pounds of makeup.”

It’s always funny to me how conservatives care so much more about optics than, say, human rights violations. Megyn Kelly is clearly a very intelligent woman but seriously WTF is wrong with all of these people?

Also I am not on my laptop and I can’t seem to post this from my phone but the freaking DHS homepage has a glamor shot of Kristen Noem riding a horse very akin to the “Vladimir Putin shirtless riding a horse” photo. It’s like there is a whole autocracy aesthetic now.

https://www.dhs.gov/

Opening credits for Bonanza!

So, I am from ND and Burgum was always doing cowboy stuff in these ridiculous chaps. The thing is, he grew up in a small down in the extremely flat sugar beet and potato filed country of eastern ND (his family owned grain elevators and financed his software company investment, the company was ultimately acquired by Microsoft). Nobody has cattle. There's no brush to ride through, you ride you horse along the road shoulder. He did the chaps in campaign ads, only to be told by an ag publication he should lose the cowboy costume.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fargo/comments/16u4zmf/doug_burgum_100_more_shouty_in_second_gop_primary/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe the Make America Hot Again slogan in this article (gift link) explains it all. And it’s not talking about their zeal to accelerate global warming.

In Trump’s Washington, MAGA fashionistas lay claim to
American hotness

“To those in the room, Trump is an ally to hotness.”

https://wapo.st/42oofgw

“There isn’t a single uggo here!” said Caroline Winchester, 33.”
Babe you know that there will be pictures accompanying this article, right?

It's not a real gift link, it's the short version you get of wapo articles if you're not a subscriber. Can you get the pics? I only see the headline photo. I want to confirm the lack of uggos. After all, an “objectively beautiful lifestyle” and an “objectively superior worldview” go hand in hand. (per the subheading)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^^Also re: the baby shower theme

A) Did Ivanka host it or did Marla? Because Marla is almost 60 at this point.
B) If Ivanka did host it...idk, I'm a millennial and my parents read me a lot of Beatrix Potter as a kid. So it's not weird to me that a millennial would like Beatrix Potter.

It would be really tacky for the expectant mom’s own family to host a baby shower.

Oh who cares. She's a married woman who works in Big Law and whose husband is loaded, it's fine for her mom to host.

1. Tiffany isn't working. In fact, there's no indication she ever passed the bar.
2. Her husband isn't loaded. His family's story about being wealthy was all made up. His father is a small-time truck salesman.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/12/world/africa/trump-massad-boulos-middle-east.html?unlocked_article_code=1.-04.DMOC.hjLLxgJwhjnw&smid=url-share

Ivanka hosted, as she made quite clear on her IG https://www.instagram.com/p/DIL5IrGuYoE/?img_index=1

Pp, God bless you for posting this article. In the long history of wonderful, bananas things being posted on this thread, it’s up there. There are just too many amazing quotes for me to post.

The Trumps, it seems, were scammed by small time, delirious scammers. It’s delicious.

In another call, on Wednesday, he said he was referring to his father-in-law’s companies, which he said were collectively worth more than $1 billion, though the company he runs is not.

“I’ve never really gone into any details like that about the value,” he said.

He confirmed that he has no relationship with Boulos Enterprises. Asked why he had never corrected the record, he said that he made a practice of not commenting on his business.

Mr. Boulos has a history of small business ventures. Corporate records in Nigeria tie him to a restaurant, some inactive construction companies and to Tantra Beverages, a now-defunct company that was set up to sell an “erotic drink” that “gives men and women the ultimate stimulating push,” according to its manufacturer.

Mr. Boulos said an associate runs the restaurant, and that he did not recall the drink venture. (After this article was published, Mr. Boulos said he did recall Tantra, and that it was part of an attempt to sell energy drinks that never got off the ground).

The entire article is like this.

Wait it seems like posters on this thread are telling me that Tiffany Trump was scammed by a Nigerian prince.

Babe, no, the New York Times is telling you that Tiffany Trump was scammed by a Nigerian prince.

But honestly I have always thought that Tiffany and her baby-faced billionaire (oops) boyfriend looked kind of sweet and cute so I’m rooting for them. Maybe she knew his parents are weirdos and scammers and didn’t care. Like does she really have room to talk???

Weirdly I am also rooting for them. In part because he seemed loyal to her when she was in her very heavy law school form. But now maybe if his patents are broke, that was a strategic play. Still rooting for them.
I am a little perplexed about all those pictures of them on yachts from when they were dating. Who paid for all those yachts?

Article says the wealth is from mom’s side. Ie Tiffany’s MiL..