The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:I'm fascinated that so many Trump women (including those like Kayleigh who work for them) all wear their hair in the exact same outdated sorority girl soft curl way.

I don't know why I remember this early scandal from the inauguration - and it seems like a frivolous issue given everything that has transpired since - but remember when ex-wife #2 demanded free hair styling for herself and Tiffany for the incineration?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2017/01/17/hair-stylists-snub-to-marla-maples-no-free-services-in-exchange-for-inauguration-day-exposure/

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These people are what we keep looking for proof of -- they are totalitarian fascists. Yes, they are. These are not tiny clues that we're right about our hunches. They are who we think they are -- and they're in the White House.

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Anonymous wrote:These people are what we keep looking for proof of -- they are totalitarian fascists. Yes, they are. These are not tiny clues that we're right about our hunches. They are who we think they are -- and they're in the White House.

Yup.

I once thought Melania wore military-influenced styles because they offered her emotional armor. I don't believe that anymore. She's dressing like a fascist leader because she aspires to be a fascist leader, or at least part of some godawful monarchist-fascist mashup.

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Anonymous wrote:Holy moly that’s a lot of makeup on Tiffany. Her face more closely resembles Marla’s than I remembered.

Sad role of the genetic dice, she has Marla’s skinny nose and the trump giant teeth and gums.

And the unfortunate sphincter mouth.

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Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

What an ugly shade of green and those huge shoulders. She could wear anything with her figure and she chose that.

Why does she look terrified? I wonder if she worried about speech plagiarism?

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Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

What an ugly shade of green and those huge shoulders. She could wear anything with her figure and she chose that.

Why does she look terrified? I wonder if she worried about speech plagiarism?

She's nervous because she's probably aware that she's essentially stupid and inarticulate, and because it's difficult for her to smoothly follow teleprompters in a second language. She also looks grumpy because, deep down, she thinks she's a queen and shouldn't have to speak to peasants, and because her extreme facial surgery permits no other expressions.

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I love you!

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Anonymous wrote:I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

Sweet and non-threatening. Prominent Christian cross, wedding ring, etc. Smart not draw too attention from head of the party or (worse) adopt the Fox makeover and get grouped into the Trump family.
Someday, DJT will leave the scene and Nikki is my bet to take over the GOP. When that day comes she'll adopt more powerful hair / makeup / clothing. Until then, she's just good old Betty talking to the ladies auxiliary.

That is not a cross.

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Anonymous wrote:I believe this is today:

Ivanka needs a refresher on her human acting lessons.

Looks like Vanky did not want to play nice and wear red.

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Anonymous wrote:Ah yes... boob pockets.

Oooh, I got a theory on those.

Do tell!

Since Melania went whole hog on the military soviet Barbie cosplay, I’ll share my theory as why she gravitates to boob pockets so often. As many have noted (and even a former nba player thought her outfit made her look like a nazi), it’s not an accident she chose this outfit specifically. History also explains why she gravitates towards the military look repeatedly as First Lady.

Growing up, her dad was successful in government under Tito. Tito was friends with these guys:

These were the images she was bombarded with during her formative years of what a leader looks like.

Even though her mother made her own kids’ clothes that were more fashionable than what you could actually buy in Slovenia at the time, Melania didn’t develop a fashion sense. time and time again, she goes to the literal to the point of being a costume drama in her fashion choices. She’s shrewd, gets what she wants, but is not creative, nuanced, or particularly bright. She doesn’t understand fashion. Clothes, like her boob job, make up are a tool. She is a beautiful woman, but not a skilled craftsman at using her tools. At times, she’s looked ridiculous and laughable (her pith helmet in Africa, raiders of the lost arc cosplay in Egypt). Other times, she’s looked like the heartless birther b*tch she is with her “I don’t care” jacket. She wields fashion like a machete and only gets away with it b/c she’s incredibly rich and objectively beautiful.

Growing up in Slovenia is also why I think she loves sporting combat boots. The punk rock scene, thrived (underground) long before the clash dropped their first album, eg http://balkansnet.org/rock.html
It’s the one glimpse of her teen would-be rebel self we’ll ever see.

She’s not a leader or original. She looks out for herself and her family alone. George Conway could troll trump despite his wife’s job, yet Melania will dress in a military-gasm costume and talk about how hard it is for parents in a technological age. It’s all costume and no substance. She fired a WH advisor (not a flotus staffer) over twitter, but cannot speak up for greta thunberg, a teen mercilessly bullied by her husband and most powerful leader in the world. So just like her fashion choices, her actions are deliberate and ugly with no substance. Be best—all talk no action.

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Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

What an ugly shade of green and those huge shoulders. She could wear anything with her figure and she chose that.

It is funny how american's judging the fashion trends. Yes, big shoulders are in, including big puffy shoulders. It does not fit into you Macys/Nordstrom idea of fashion, but it is in.

We're judging Little Miss Stalin Cosplayer here. It's "Americans" not "American's" by the way.

And how down to earth she seems in her high fashion Nazi regalia. What pride we all feel, seeing her in the garden she trashed for this beautiful Hatch Act violating occasion.

Nazi regalia? McQueen is a British designer, a gay, a person who grew up in a public housing and worked himself to the international recognition. I would not call people like that a Nazi.

McQueen's been dead of a decade. It's not like he had anything to do with Melania's little get-up.

The Alexander McQueen company is actually majority-owned by Gucci......which made boots for Italy's Fascist army during WW2.

Snap! Yes!

And her I do not really care jacket was based on a fascist saying. If you do not like the Americans dissing the First Lady, then go away. You sound like a trol, Mr. Not American.

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Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

What an ugly shade of green and those huge shoulders. She could wear anything with her figure and she chose that.

Why does she look terrified? I wonder if she worried about speech plagiarism?

She's nervous because she's probably aware that she's essentially stupid and inarticulate, and because it's difficult for her to smoothly follow teleprompters in a second language. She also looks grumpy because, deep down, she thinks she's a queen and shouldn't have to speak to peasants, and because her extreme facial surgery permits no other expressions.

Interesting to how fast that happened. From sex worker or spy or porn model to this.

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Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

What an ugly shade of green and those huge shoulders. She could wear anything with her figure and she chose that.

It is funny how american's judging the fashion trends. Yes, big shoulders are in, including big puffy shoulders. It does not fit into you Macys/Nordstrom idea of fashion, but it is in.

We're judging Little Miss Stalin Cosplayer here. It's "Americans" not "American's" by the way.

And how down to earth she seems in her high fashion Nazi regalia. What pride we all feel, seeing her in the garden she trashed for this beautiful Hatch Act violating occasion.

Nazi regalia? McQueen is a British designer, a gay, a person who grew up in a public housing and worked himself to the international recognition. I would not call people like that a Nazi.

THe Nazis would be sending McQeen to the gas chamber as a gay. Mcqueen is not a Nazi designer.

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Anonymous wrote:I believe this is today:

Kayleigh looks horrific. All muppet mouth and ears. And what is going on with her skin? Yikes.

Who thinks, I’ve got a bkg work even coming up—time for the spray tan and the lip fillers!

Kayleigh’s lips look like when you get your makeup done at the department store makeup counter, and they outline your lips way outside your natural lip lines. And you have to pretend it looks good while you’re secretly wondering why on earth they would draw fake lips on you.