The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

Sweet and non-threatening. Prominent Christian cross, wedding ring, etc. Smart not draw too attention from head of the party or (worse) adopt the Fox makeover and get grouped into the Trump family.
Someday, DJT will leave the scene and Nikki is my bet to take over the GOP. When that day comes she'll adopt more powerful hair / makeup / clothing. Until then, she's just good old Betty talking to the ladies auxiliary.

Not a cross. Palmetto tree and crescent moon are the symbol of South Carolina.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm fascinated that so many Trump women (including those like Kayleigh who work for them) all wear their hair in the exact same outdated sorority girl soft curl way.

I don't know why I remember this early scandal from the inauguration - and it seems like a frivolous issue given everything that has transpired since - but remember when ex-wife #2 demanded free hair styling for herself and Tiffany for the incineration?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2017/01/17/hair-stylists-snub-to-marla-maples-no-free-services-in-exchange-for-inauguration-day-exposure/

Incineration, lol. Yes, our souls burned up that day. Hopefully followed by their incarceration.

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Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

What an ugly shade of green and those huge shoulders. She could wear anything with her figure and she chose that.

It is funny how american's judging the fashion trends. Yes, big shoulders are in, including big puffy shoulders. It does not fit into you Macys/Nordstrom idea of fashion, but it is in.

We're judging Little Miss Stalin Cosplayer here. It's "Americans" not "American's" by the way.

And how down to earth she seems in her high fashion Nazi regalia. What pride we all feel, seeing her in the garden she trashed for this beautiful Hatch Act violating occasion.

Nazi regalia? McQueen is a British designer, a gay, a person who grew up in a public housing and worked himself to the international recognition. I would not call people like that a Nazi.

THe Nazis would be sending McQeen to the gas chamber as a gay. Mcqueen is not a Nazi designer.

I think every modern military uniform designer was closeted. How else would you explain Qaddafi, idi amine, or the Prussians.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

Sweet and non-threatening. Prominent Christian cross, wedding ring, etc. Smart not draw too attention from head of the party or (worse) adopt the Fox makeover and get grouped into the Trump family.
Someday, DJT will leave the scene and Nikki is my bet to take over the GOP. When that day comes she'll adopt more powerful hair / makeup / clothing. Until then, she's just good old Betty talking to the ladies auxiliary.

Spot on. I thought this was Mother.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I think we need some Ivanka-esque categories doe Madame Melania.

So far....

Fascist fantasy/military cosplay
80s Dynasty
Marie Antoinette

Please add any suggestions.

Disney villain (I'm thinking about the Christmas outfit with the red gloves)

“Yacht girl” or escort (although I don’t think I’ve seen this look since she became First Lady).

[Anonymous]

I still think these shoes she loves are inappropriate, but overall, this is not bad.

[Anonymous]

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I still think these shoes she loves are inappropriate, but overall, this is not bad.

Not bad for Vanky. Still WTF if, say, your coworker wore them. 😁

[Anonymous]

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I still think these shoes she loves are inappropriate, but overall, this is not bad.

Not bad. She looks like ninja Barbie though:

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

I still think these shoes she loves are inappropriate, but overall, this is not bad.

Not bad. She looks like ninja Barbie though:

I like it when she and Jared wear coordinated outfits:

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

Sweet and non-threatening. Prominent Christian cross, wedding ring, etc. Smart not draw too attention from head of the party or (worse) adopt the Fox makeover and get grouped into the Trump family.
Someday, DJT will leave the scene and Nikki is my bet to take over the GOP. When that day comes she'll adopt more powerful hair / makeup / clothing. Until then, she's just good old Betty talking to the ladies auxiliary.

Spot on. I thought this was Mother.

Mother would never wear something so flashy. As evidenced by this example in 2017, Mother’s hair is stuck in 90s bangs and her fashion stuck in menopausal Wicca mode:

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Anonymous wrote:Ah yes... boob pockets.

Oooh, I got a theory on those.

Do tell!

Since Melania went whole hog on the military soviet Barbie cosplay, I’ll share my theory as why she gravitates to boob pockets so often. As many have noted (and even a former nba player thought her outfit made her look like a nazi), it’s not an accident she chose this outfit specifically. History also explains why she gravitates towards the military look repeatedly as First Lady.

Growing up, her dad was successful in government under Tito. Tito was friends with these guys:

These were the images she was bombarded with during her formative years of what a leader looks like.

Even though her mother made her own kids’ clothes that were more fashionable than what you could actually buy in Slovenia at the time, Melania didn’t develop a fashion sense. time and time again, she goes to the literal to the point of being a costume drama in her fashion choices. She’s shrewd, gets what she wants, but is not creative, nuanced, or particularly bright. She doesn’t understand fashion. Clothes, like her boob job, make up are a tool. She is a beautiful woman, but not a skilled craftsman at using her tools. At times, she’s looked ridiculous and laughable (her pith helmet in Africa, raiders of the lost arc cosplay in Egypt). Other times, she’s looked like the heartless birther b*tch she is with her “I don’t care” jacket. She wields fashion like a machete and only gets away with it b/c she’s incredibly rich and objectively beautiful.

Growing up in Slovenia is also why I think she loves sporting combat boots. The punk rock scene, thrived (underground) long before the clash dropped their first album, eg http://balkansnet.org/rock.html
It’s the one glimpse of her teen would-be rebel self we’ll ever see.

She’s not a leader or original. She looks out for herself and her family alone. George Conway could troll trump despite his wife’s job, yet Melania will dress in a military-gasm costume and talk about how hard it is for parents in a technological age. It’s all costume and no substance. She fired a WH advisor (not a flotus staffer) over twitter, but cannot speak up for greta thunberg, a teen mercilessly bullied by her husband and most powerful leader in the world. So just like her fashion choices, her actions are deliberate and ugly with no substance. Be best—all talk no action.

Tito was not friends with Hitler. He was in the resistance and spent most of the war killing Nazis. also monarchists.

Still though, very fascist forward outfit.

[Anonymous]

Happiness is coming back to this thread after two days away and finding 15 new pages.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

Sweet and non-threatening. Prominent Christian cross, wedding ring, etc. Smart not draw too attention from head of the party or (worse) adopt the Fox makeover and get grouped into the Trump family.
Someday, DJT will leave the scene and Nikki is my bet to take over the GOP. When that day comes she'll adopt more powerful hair / makeup / clothing. Until then, she's just good old Betty talking to the ladies auxiliary.

Spot on. I thought this was Mother.

Mother would never wear something so flashy. As evidenced by this example in 2017, Mother’s hair is stuck in 90s bangs and her fashion stuck in menopausal Wicca mode:

She's sexed it up before. Trust, you want her to stay in menopausal Wicca mode.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Um Jackie Kennedy wore Pepto pink the day her husband was assassinated. It's actually suggested as a good colour to wear to be seen in a crowd, hence why the Queen also wears it.

Not even comparable:


Nikki’s abysmal pepto bismal pinkaggedon happened in an empty auditorium, federally owned building. We can’t have parades or crowds in which you need to wear a bright color in which to be seen. We can’t apparently have ethics or people respecting the Hatch Act. We have COVID!

Plus that’s a gorgeous suit with great lines and nice subtle navy details which tone down the pink. Nikki’s had cheap looking bling and the lines were really dowdy. I like pink and wouldnt object to a politican wearing it but this one looks terrible. I also think it’s a better shade on iackie with her skin tone—Nikki would do better in a different shade.

[Anonymous]

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I still think these shoes she loves are inappropriate, but overall, this is not bad.

I like her better with her face covered.

Why does she wear a mask from her house to car? Is she scared the driver will get her sick?