The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Um Jackie Kennedy wore Pepto pink the day her husband was assassinated. It's actually suggested as a good colour to wear to be seen in a crowd, hence why the Queen also wears it.

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Anonymous wrote:I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

Ok, Nikki usually has pretty good fashion-sense, but that outfit is b@t$4!t insane. Why, why? It's like some bizarre nod to Indian beadwork, coupled with a Queen Elizabeth II-style coat dress. Why, Nikki, why?! You were supposed to be the sane one.

This is a good description—it’s colonial QE II.

It’s really awful. She usually dresses well. This just has nothing good about it. And I like pink.

Who wore it better? Nikki or Liz?

Liz. Always Liz.

Definitely the Queen. What professional woman would wear that shade of Pepto Bismol pink? It’s the same color suit that my “Day to Night” Barbie sore but her suit turned into a sparkly pink cocktail dress.

Did NO ONE on Haley’s staff think to ask what the backdrop color would be? They could have avoided the Valentine’s Day imagery so easily.

I actually love that color but when a serious person is giving a serious speech, it really undermines their authority.

In this case - fine, I don't want her having more authority. She's made her bed. But - I mean. I'm not a clothes semiotician and I can see the problem. Couldn't anyone involved with this clown show?

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

Such a good point. Just always enough out if step with the original three Trump copies, isn’t she?

Maybe big sis took her under a wing and helped her develop her own signature trump look--frivolous hems.

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Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like a blowsy alcoholic divorcee who's had a rough go of things and is ready to have some me time.

When do you think she will start having work done on her face?

I'm sure she already has.

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McQueen 2019

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Anonymous wrote:Um Jackie Kennedy wore Pepto pink the day her husband was assassinated. It's actually suggested as a good colour to wear to be seen in a crowd, hence why the Queen also wears it.

Not even comparable:


Nikki’s abysmal pepto bismal pinkaggedon happened in an empty auditorium, federally owned building. We can’t have parades or crowds in which you need to wear a bright color in which to be seen. We can’t apparently have ethics or people respecting the Hatch Act. We have COVID!

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Anonymous wrote:McQueen 2019

Wow, her midsection looks painful.

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Wow, her midsection looks painful.

Way to raise the kidneys!

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Anonymous wrote:Um Jackie Kennedy wore Pepto pink the day her husband was assassinated. It's actually suggested as a good colour to wear to be seen in a crowd, hence why the Queen also wears it.

But Nikki isn't being seen in a crowd. She's standing alone at a podium on a red carpet in front of flags with red on them.

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Anonymous wrote:I believe this is today:

Ivanka needs a refresher on her human acting lessons.

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Anonymous wrote:I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

Ok, Nikki usually has pretty good fashion-sense, but that outfit is b@t$4!t insane. Why, why? It's like some bizarre nod to Indian beadwork, coupled with a Queen Elizabeth II-style coat dress. Why, Nikki, why?! You were supposed to be the sane one.

This is a good description—it’s colonial QE II.

It’s really awful. She usually dresses well. This just has nothing good about it. And I like pink.

Who wore it better? Nikki or Liz?

Liz. Always Liz.

Definitely the Queen. What professional woman would wear that shade of Pepto Bismol pink? It’s the same color suit that my “Day to Night” Barbie sore but her suit turned into a sparkly pink cocktail dress.

Did NO ONE on Haley’s staff think to ask what the backdrop color would be? They could have avoided the Valentine’s Day imagery so easily.

I actually love that color but when a serious person is giving a serious speech, it really undermines their authority.

In this case - fine, I don't want her having more authority. She's made her bed. But - I mean. I'm not a clothes semiotician and I can see the problem. Couldn't anyone involved with this clown show?

The picture with the red background makes her look like a contestant on an 70s-style game show.

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Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

"Do you idiots STILL not believe he is working for Russia? How hard do I have to spell it out? Guys? Guys?"

She's trying hard to let us know, will give her that.

[Anonymous]

Westworld hired Ivanka for the next season. Guess if she is playing a robot? No, she is not playing, she is cast as the first equal opportunity actor who is a robot.

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like a blowsy alcoholic divorcee who's had a rough go of things and is ready to have some me time.

When do you think she will start having work done on her face?

I'm sure she already has.

You know what? I’m going to give Tiff credit here. She saw all the stupid cropped pants on the Trump women and decided to wear pants. Not just pants, but PANTS. With (multiple) full legs. Can we say she’s sending a message?

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like a blowsy alcoholic divorcee who's had a rough go of things and is ready to have some me time.

When do you think she will start having work done on her face?

I'm sure she already has.

You know what? I’m going to give Tiff credit here. She saw all the stupid cropped pants on the Trump women and decided to wear pants. Not just pants, but PANTS. With (multiple) full legs. Can we say she’s sending a message?

Maybe she used the fabric that was chopped off all those other pants...