The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

Such a good point. Just always enough out if step with the original three Trump copies, isn’t she?

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Anonymous wrote:Melania in that outfit in front of all those flags looks like a fascist’s fantasy.

That is exactly the message.

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I'm fascinated that so many Trump women (including those like Kayleigh who work for them) all wear their hair in the exact same outdated sorority girl soft curl way.

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Anonymous wrote:I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

Ok, Nikki usually has pretty good fashion-sense, but that outfit is b@t$4!t insane. Why, why? It's like some bizarre nod to Indian beadwork, coupled with a Queen Elizabeth II-style coat dress. Why, Nikki, why?! You were supposed to be the sane one.

This is a good description—it’s colonial QE II.

It’s really awful. She usually dresses well. This just has nothing good about it. And I like pink.

Who wore it better? Nikki or Liz?

Liz. Always Liz.

Definitely the Queen. What professional woman would wear that shade of Pepto Bismol pink? It’s the same color suit that my “Day to Night” Barbie sore but her suit turned into a sparkly pink cocktail dress.

Did NO ONE on Haley’s staff think to ask what the backdrop color would be? They could have avoided the Valentine’s Day imagery so easily.

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I think we need some Ivanka-esque categories doe Madame Melania.

So far....

Fascist fantasy/military cosplay
80s Dynasty
Marie Antoinette

Please add any suggestions.

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Anonymous wrote:I think we need some Ivanka-esque categories doe Madame Melania.

So far....

Fascist fantasy/military cosplay
80s Dynasty
Marie Antoinette

Please add any suggestions.

Disney villain (I'm thinking about the Christmas outfit with the red gloves)

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Please! Explain Tiffany's suit!!!! How can you be so rich, with so many contacts in all the right places, have all the clothing options at your disposal and pick THIS? How? How?

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Mel wore another trench coat! What a surprise. What time did she speak from the Rose Garden? I know I was sweating like crazy, and it was well over 90 when I walked my dog at 7pm. She is stuck in some socialist trench coat fantasy!

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Anonymous wrote:Mark a space on your bingo card if you had sleeve fascinator:

Weird hem.

We should also have a bingo card space for obvious spray tan/misapplication of bronzer. Those feet!

This dress is very grandma getting groceries to me but the sleeves give it the “intern with no fashion sense” zing that Ivan’s is well known for here. A nice change from sassy Russian stripper.

It’s sassy Russia grandma retired stripper.

that is totally what it is - yes, well done

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Anonymous wrote:Please! Explain Tiffany's suit!!!! How can you be so rich, with so many contacts in all the right places, have all the clothing options at your disposal and pick THIS? How? How?

She's in the Trump family. She looked around at the "successful" people around her and this is how we get here.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh my, did someone have Puritan cosplay on their bingo card?

It’s like the softer side of kristi noem.

Colonel Sanders wants her tie back if can’t be worn properly.

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like a blowsy alcoholic divorcee who's had a rough go of things and is ready to have some me time.

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like a blowsy alcoholic divorcee who's had a rough go of things and is ready to have some me time.

When do you think she will start having work done on her face?

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Anonymous wrote:Melania in that outfit in front of all those flags looks like a fascist’s fantasy.

...which is the point

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Holy moly that’s a lot of makeup on Tiffany. Her face more closely resembles Marla’s than I remembered.