Most Annoying DCUM poster

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am one of the posters to whom you are referring. I'm not going to tell you which one. Still, it's nice to see my name up in lights.

I've posted twice on this thread, so it's possible you are one of my most annoying posters. However, your sense of humor about it would redeem you.

Okay, I was governess lady. I confess, I made it up.

I have make up tons of threads, and I'll bet 50 of them have gone viral (over 5,000 hits). I am like Aaron Spelling. No one would believe it's all the same person. Sometimes you love me, sometimes you hate me. That's just good tv.

Please, tell me the bouquet lady wasn't a fake?!?!?!

I can't confirm. I'm not bouquet lady. But I can tell you, burgundy washcloths was fake (me). Do you want to know more?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Obviously I am missing some good times here. What are the bouquet lady posts??

Ahh..one of the all-time greats:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/65786.page

Enjoy!

[Anonymous]

The "this" poster -

All you see is a "this" after someone has posted a message.

four little letters - And it annoys the hell out of me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The "this" poster -

All you see is a "this" after someone has posted a message.

four little letters - And it annoys the hell out of me.

This.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Obviously I am missing some good times here. What are the bouquet lady posts??

Ahh..one of the all-time greats:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/65786.page

Enjoy!

The original bouquet poster sounds exactly like how the Fug Girls write J.Lo. Witness: http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2010/03/fm2010_sweet16_charo2.html#more

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I can't confirm. I'm not bouquet lady. But I can tell you, burgundy washcloths was fake (me). Do you want to know more?

Are you burgundy washcloths, AND no FemHy products at all, just frequent changing of undies? Ooh! I bet you're the one who claims to be able to "hold it in"!

[Anonymous]

Sad bride here. What was so funny about my post?

[Anonymous]

"Okay, I was governess lady. I confess, I made it up.

I have make up tons of threads, and I'll bet 50 of them have gone viral (over 5,000 hits). I am like Aaron Spelling. No one would believe it's all the same person. Sometimes you love me, sometimes you hate me. That's just good tv."

LOL! I knew it. It was funny to see the nannies try to jump all over it calling themselves governesses hoping for 80K a year.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The "this" poster -

All you see is a "this" after someone has posted a message.

four little letters - And it annoys the hell out of me.

C'est moi!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I can't confirm. I'm not bouquet lady. But I can tell you, burgundy washcloths was fake (me). Do you want to know more?

Are you burgundy washcloths, AND no FemHy products at all, just frequent changing of undies? Ooh! I bet you're the one who claims to be able to "hold it in"!

No. Not me. Just the washcloths.

But I'm also DCUM Psychic. See, so many sides to me. It's really startling.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am one of the posters to whom you are referring. I'm not going to tell you which one. Still, it's nice to see my name up in lights.

I've posted twice on this thread, so it's possible you are one of my most annoying posters. However, your sense of humor about it would redeem you.

Okay, I was governess lady. I confess, I made it up.

I have make up tons of threads, and I'll bet 50 of them have gone viral (over 5,000 hits). I am like Aaron Spelling. No one would believe it's all the same person. Sometimes you love me, sometimes you hate me. That's just good tv.

More like Tori Spelling. Everything is fake, and it's all out of a desperate need for attention.

[Anonymous]

Ah, my detractors have arrived...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How about the lady that tooted she had a "governess" not a nanny?!

Yes! She wins

[Anonymous]

There was a thread once where a poster said it was "to insult a host's cellar to bring a bottle of wine" to a dinner party. Ugh. Annoying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ah, my detractors have arrived...

yes, like a moth to a flame.