Most Annoying DCUM poster

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Today's winner from the post What do SAHMs do all day:

I plan on making my body my job.

While I totally support someone wanting to get in shape, this is a bit much.

Perhaps she's not talking about getting into shape. Unless that info was in the post.. but when I read "making my body my job" I don't think of getting into shape.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am one of the posters to whom you are referring. I'm not going to tell you which one. Still, it's nice to see my name up in lights.

I've posted twice on this thread, so it's possible you are one of my most annoying posters. However, your sense of humor about it would redeem you.

Okay, I was governess lady. I confess, I made it up.

I have make up tons of threads, and I'll bet 50 of them have gone viral (over 5,000 hits). I am like Aaron Spelling. No one would believe it's all the same person. Sometimes you love me, sometimes you hate me. That's just good tv.

How is this different from being a pathological liar? You make up tons of threads (you lie). You do it for attention. That's just strange. And needy. If you did this in person, you'd be roundly hated and your friends would avoid you like the plague. DO you do the same in your "real" life? Lie for the sheer entertainment of it?

Personally I'm disappointed to learn that you're a serial faker. It makes DCUM a lot less interesting. From time to time I expect a post is fake, or at least exaggerated, but now I'll assume more of them are. What's the point of reading a bunch of fiction on DCUM, a site that I would otherwise think of as populated by actual people with actual stories, beliefs, and opinions, not just a bunch of bullshit alter ego make believe stories? I can read fiction elsewhere.

To serial fake poster: which other posts did you make up? Just curious.

[Anonymous]

The "I don't know why you even had kids" poster. Who, whenever some poor new mother laments not being able to put her baby down to pee, or some other new baby issue, replies, "Babies need to be held! If you didn't want to hold a baby, I don't know why you even had kids." Or something to that effect. With worse grammar.

And the THIS. poster. Though, I must admit, I'm flattered when she THISes one of my replies.

[Anonymous]

What cracks me up, but I do not find annoying, is how bold and brazen people get when they can post anonymously.

I bet if Jeff required that everyone register, and anonymous posting was prohibited, things would calm down a bit.

I am sure there would be those with multiple accounts so she could argue with herself, or change personas when it suits her.

Anonymity only encourages bad manners as there are no consequences for what anyone says to anyone else.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What cracks me up, but I do not find annoying, is how bold and brazen people get when they can post anonymously.

I bet if Jeff required that everyone register, and anonymous posting was prohibited, things would calm down a bit.

I am sure there would be those with multiple accounts so she could argue with herself, or change personas when it suits her.

Anonymity only encourages bad manners as there are no consequences for what anyone says to anyone else.

Thank you, Hall Monitor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:most annoying? hmmm
maybe those who for whatever convenience matter gave up BF and try to find excuses to blame it on mother nature.

See above.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:most annoying? hmmm
maybe those who for whatever convenience matter gave up BF and try to find excuses to blame it on mother nature.

What's your excuse for continuing to nurse your 4 yo?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:most annoying? hmmm
maybe those who for whatever convenience matter gave up BF and try to find excuses to blame it on mother nature.

Posters who care about whether or not other women BF. Stop obsessing about my tits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:most annoying? hmmm
maybe those who for whatever convenience matter gave up BF and try to find excuses to blame it on mother nature.

What's your excuse for continuing to nurse your 4 yo?

Excuse? Do you need an excuse to feed and nurture your child? I don't!
By the way we stopped at 18mo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:most annoying? hmmm
maybe those who for whatever convenience matter gave up BF and try to find excuses to blame it on mother nature.

What's your excuse for continuing to nurse your 4 yo?

Excuse? Do you need an excuse to feed and nurture your child? I don't!
By the way we stopped at 18mo.

It was a joke, PP, a joke at your expense that you didn't get.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:most annoying? hmmm
maybe those who for whatever convenience matter gave up BF and try to find excuses to blame it on mother nature.

Posters who care about whether or not other women BF. Stop obsessing about my tits.

I almost wet myself laughing at this one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like the poster that calls people Asshole.

I do too. I often see posters on DCUM who are total assholes, and I smile when I see someone call them on it.

I'm one (there's more than one) of the posters who calls people assholes. I love the word "asshole." I'm also particularly fond of "dickhead" and "douche bag." I'm generally very nice in my posts, trying to be open-minded, fair, and polite. BUT, if someone is being just plain mean, I can't help myself. I have to call an asshole an asshole.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:most annoying? hmmm
maybe those who for whatever convenience matter gave up BF and try to find excuses to blame it on mother nature.

What's your excuse for continuing to nurse your 4 yo?

Excuse? Do you need an excuse to feed and nurture your child? I don't!
By the way we stopped at 18mo.

Add people who make sanctimonious use of "nurture". I am woman, hear me drip!

[Anonymous]

The posters that:
- tell you that you can't afford a nanny and to just stay home and "do your own job" if you dare mention that you pay less than $15/hour or your nanny agrees to do housework.
- criticize any complaints about overbearing/annoying MILs because we should just be happy that dc has family that cares to see him/her.
- psychoanalyze posts about a working mom complaining about her daycare/nanny, claiming she is not psychologically able to have someone care for her kids and she should just stay home and do it herself.
- write "I call bullshit" on any issue they can't fathom.

[Anonymous]

Oh no, everyone's MIL is as PERFECT as they are - HAHAHAHA!