Most Annoying DCUM poster

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sad bride here. What was so funny about my post?

How is the marriage going? And whatever became of the lady who stole your bouquet?

It's like a reunion of the DCUM stars! Let's get the breastfeeder from Leslie's Cupcakes over here!

[Anonymous]

Wow! y'all like to stir shit up!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ah, my detractors have arrived...

See, you ARE desperate for attention. Don't worry, I'll keep feeding it. I don't mind enabling you.

[Anonymous]

I already know that. I'm like Real Housewives. You hate it, but you watch it.

[Anonymous]

I like Downer Haiti mom. Regardless of the thread topic, Downer Haiti mom posts that the OP is shallow and self-involved for worrying about whatever the topic is when there are people in Haiti suffering, doncha know!?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I already know that. I'm like Real Housewives. You hate it, but you watch it.

what do you get out of it? serious question.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I already know that. I'm like Real Housewives. You hate it, but you watch it.

what do you get out of it? serious question.

Not that poster, but i get entertainment out of it.

[Anonymous]

I guess I just like to write. I don't usually stir up trouble (I'll grant you, the governess one was trollish). Mostly I am just writing things that are funny. And probably half of them are not 'fake' so much as they are threads where I am encouraing people to contribute (like DCUM psychic).

[Anonymous]

This website alleviates boredom on days where I am not motivated to work. Love some of these posts that people have been so passionate about. Half the people on this board seem certifiable; makes me feel better about myself.

I hate posters who condemn all non wooden toys the work of the devil.
The person who sits in their lily white neighborhood but calls everyone else racist
The people who hate on other women that care about what they look like....like the leg shaving post
People that ask their husbands to smell their pits....WTF?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sad bride here. What was so funny about my post?

How is the marriage going? And whatever became of the lady who stole your bouquet?

It's like a reunion of the DCUM stars! Let's get the breastfeeder from Leslie's Cupcakes over here!

Just caught DH writting an email to a HS friend who just found out about our marriage. when asked how's married life DH said "man this is awesome I regret not taking this step earlier!"
So cute! When he found out I was reading (I had my had on his lap while he typed on his laptop he thought I was watching TV) he was kind of embarassed but gave me the biggest hug and thanked me for being with him.
Oh, the thief? She is single and miserable. Just read on her facebook that her BF is back to his home country and having lots of fun!
I think I remember some nice poster mentioning karma back then...

Honestly, I laughed reading my original post once again but to think about my bouquet kinda hurt a little though...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This website alleviates boredom on days where I am not motivated to work. Love some of these posts that people have been so passionate about. Half the people on this board seem certifiable; makes me feel better about myself.

I hate posters who condemn all non wooden toys the work of the devil.
The person who sits in their lily white neighborhood but calls everyone else racist
The people who hate on other women that care about what they look like....like the leg shaving post
People that ask their husbands to smell their pits....WTF?

This.

(couldn't resist)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There was a thread once where a poster said it was "to insult a host's cellar to bring a bottle of wine" to a dinner party. Ugh. Annoying.

I am sorry. That was me. I had read this somewhere once and it amused me, so I decided to repeat it to see what people would say. It was very wicked of me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There was a thread once where a poster said it was "to insult a host's cellar to bring a bottle of wine" to a dinner party. Ugh. Annoying.

I am sorry. That was me. I had read this somewhere once and it amused me, so I decided to repeat it to see what people would say. It was very wicked of me.

Yes, wicked... that's it exactly.

[Anonymous]

Who is the poster that cries "troll" to every thread that makes for a good debate on ethics, morals, religon, and...living in the burbs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I already know that. I'm like Real Housewives. You hate it, but you watch it.

Yeah, but now it's not just your fake on-screen characters that look like them. Now the real you looks desperate, too.