Ben has a new hot girlfriend and he wants everyone to know about it

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:she was the caretaker in overly hyped, yet disappointing Knives Out. She was lovely in it. This is clearly a "help my career" situation. She'll leave him once she's gotten enough tweets and visits to her IMDB page.

She's also starring in the new James Bond movie. Knives Out was brilliant. I think if anything she's helping him.

Cute dog!

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Anonymous wrote:I can't believe such a gorgeous young woman would let this slime ball put his hands on her. GROSS.

Young? She's a 31-year-old divorcée. You feminist harpies have such an urge to control OTHER women's bodies because you're so overcome with jealousy when men your age date woman in their physical prime. Ben is an A List actor, pretty handsome for his age (47), and worth probably $100 million dollars. Men like that aren't exactly a dime a dozen. There's maybe 5 single men like that in their 30s, i.e. "her age"... and there are maybe 5 more in their 40s?

He's a divorced alcoholic. Those aren't hard to come by.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't believe such a gorgeous young woman would let this slime ball put his hands on her. GROSS.

Young? She's a 31-year-old divorcée. You feminist harpies have such an urge to control OTHER women's bodies because you're so overcome with jealousy when men your age date woman in their physical prime. Ben is an A List actor, pretty handsome for his age (47), and worth probably $100 million dollars. Men like that aren't exactly a dime a dozen. There's maybe 5 single men like that in their 30s, i.e. "her age"... and there are maybe 5 more in their 40s?

I agree. I'm happy for them.
But his Net Worth: $130 Million - according to the internets

[Anonymous]

Is she was such a top prize she would have married a filthy rich guy 5 years ago and have a couple of cute kids by now (age 31). Maybe she has interesting "hobbies" too... or a crummy personality, who knows...

[Anonymous]

He honestly looks like her dad. Creepy.

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Anonymous wrote:I mean...poor Jen. This girl is a smoke show!
And Ben has very publicly quarantined himself with her.

pretty sure Garner is WAY over Ben and has her own smoke show.

I’m sorry but you have know that this guy is nowhere near as attractive as the girl Ben is dating.

Come on, they’re not even in the same league.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I mean...poor Jen. This girl is a smoke show!
And Ben has very publicly quarantined himself with her.

pretty sure Garner is WAY over Ben and has her own smoke show.

I’m sorry but you have know that this guy is nowhere near as attractive as the girl Ben is dating.

Come on, they’re not even in the same league.

I think he’s gorgeous.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't believe such a gorgeous young woman would let this slime ball put his hands on her. GROSS.

Young? She's a 31-year-old divorcée. You feminist harpies have such an urge to control OTHER women's bodies because you're so overcome with jealousy when men your age date woman in their physical prime. Ben is an A List actor, pretty handsome for his age (47), and worth probably $100 million dollars. Men like that aren't exactly a dime a dozen. There's maybe 5 single men like that in their 30s, i.e. "her age"... and there are maybe 5 more in their 40s?

He's a divorced alcoholic. Those aren't hard to come by.

Uhhh... with 100+ million? And still physically attractive? Yes, those are hard to come by. It’s not like she hooked up with an alcoholic, divorced, balding lawyer from Bethesda.

[Anonymous]

That "candid" picture of them nuzzling in facemasks, while holding leashes to their toy dogs, while she wears a leather trenchcoat mini-dress... that in and of itself is like a three-act satire of everything that is ridiculous in Hollywood.

So, in week five of "quarantine," I thank you.

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Anonymous wrote:He honestly looks like her dad. Creepy.

This. He really does look like her Dad and he has not aged well.

No amount of money can make up for being with an alcoholic not in recovery. Hopefully he is working his program.

Hopefully for the sake of his kids he keeps working the program.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't believe such a gorgeous young woman would let this slime ball put his hands on her. GROSS.

Young? She's a 31-year-old divorcée. You feminist harpies have such an urge to control OTHER women's bodies because you're so overcome with jealousy when men your age date woman in their physical prime. Ben is an A List actor, pretty handsome for his age (47), and worth probably $100 million dollars. Men like that aren't exactly a dime a dozen. There's maybe 5 single men like that in their 30s, i.e. "her age"... and there are maybe 5 more in their 40s?

He's a divorced alcoholic. Those aren't hard to come by.

Uhhh... with 100+ million? And still physically attractive? Yes, those are hard to come by. It’s not like she hooked up with an alcoholic, divorced, balding lawyer from Bethesda.

You honestly think bloated, puffy eyes, fat Ben is attractive?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't believe such a gorgeous young woman would let this slime ball put his hands on her. GROSS.

Young? She's a 31-year-old divorcée. You feminist harpies have such an urge to control OTHER women's bodies because you're so overcome with jealousy when men your age date woman in their physical prime. Ben is an A List actor, pretty handsome for his age (47), and worth probably $100 million dollars. Men like that aren't exactly a dime a dozen. There's maybe 5 single men like that in their 30s, i.e. "her age"... and there are maybe 5 more in their 40s?

He's a divorced alcoholic. Those aren't hard to come by.

Uhhh... with 100+ million? And still physically attractive? Yes, those are hard to come by. It’s not like she hooked up with an alcoholic, divorced, balding lawyer from Bethesda.

You honestly think bloated, puffy eyes, fat Ben is attractive?

+1 and I have my own money. Hard pass.

[Anonymous]

This is totally a PR stunt. She is a very good actress. I don't think she's as hot as she (or OP) thinks she is.

[Anonymous]

She looks like a child, and dresses like one, too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is she was such a top prize she would have married a filthy rich guy 5 years ago and have a couple of cute kids by now (age 31). Maybe she has interesting "hobbies" too... or a crummy personality, who knows...

Uh, seems like she has an acting career?