Wife is threatening me

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If I were your wife I would divorce you, OP

Na, she has a great life without him. She gets the money and can go on vacation without him.

And can make him clean up after her.

[Anonymous]

LOL just call a cleaner - she doesn't need to know you didn't do it yourself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Provacative thread title?
Check.
Wife presented as bitchy?
Check.
Unrealistic scenario?
Check.
Nonspecific request for advice?
Check.

Now we just need OP to not return, and we have a full blown Troll post.

Yup.

[Anonymous]

The only time your wife should threaten to buy expensive handbags or dresses - and go through with it - is if you forget her b-day. In that case, I'd be ok if she buys the most expensive handbag and dresses she can find and reverses all charges to your account.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Who else is on vacation with your wife and toddler? Why aren't you on vacation with them?

If it is your wife and toddler on their own, that isn't much of a vacation?

Was she joking as in..she better come home to a clean house?

Do you both work? Do you share finances?

They went to Disney world. It's just my toddler and my wife. I did not want to take off for a week so I can sweat to death in Orlando. My wife used her parents timeshare in FL.

Your problem is that you aren’t invested in your family. You skipped out on a vacation for your child because of sweat? Really? I’m guessing you’re one of those guys who don’t contribute anything to the family besides money. If you insist on only being a bank, don’t be surprised when your wife treats you like a bank.

And I willing to bet you’re one of those women that only contribute to is childcare, something any 13 year old with a CPR certification could do. Act like a dependent child; get treated like a dependent child.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP there are people out there who are in actual abusive relationships, and you are making a mockery of them. There are many ways to handle your current situation, but you are choosing to pretend that you are being abused. I hope you're happy with yourself.

This!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Let her go wild. Who cares? She will come back and demand more money for something. You can just point at the dress and laugh at her. Why would you marry a loser like her?

How is his wife a loser for expecting her husband to help around the house? You sound like the loser pp.

Oh I see we have the I am a princess feminist chmimng in. If you can not understand why one spouse threatening the other by saying they are spend all the money on themselves unless the other does X, you are a loser. Seriously.

[Anonymous]

Trash the house, cut up her credit cards when she returns, and enjoy your time at the Ritz Carlton until she sends you a video of her cleaning up the mess she's creating.

[Anonymous]

By “on vacation”, do you mean visiting relatives?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Clean dude.

Do the laundry and text her pictures of the folded piles.

Wash the dishes and text her a pic of the clean, empty sink & counters.

This.

Sounds like you’re a slob and nothing is working to get you up to adult habits. Shape up!

[Anonymous]

The house belongs to you as much as to your wife. Why does your wife have to go to this extreme to get you to clean your own house?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Trash the house, cut up her credit cards when she returns, and enjoy your time at the Ritz Carlton until she sends you a video of her cleaning up the mess she's creating.

This advice will play really well in divorce court.

[Anonymous]

An I the only one who thinks the wife is way out of line? Threatening to buy expensive good unless you clean? Clean, by all means. Clean, FFS. But then get away from this crazy woman.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:An I the only one who thinks the wife is way out of line? Threatening to buy expensive good unless you clean? Clean, by all means. Clean, FFS. But then get away from this crazy woman.

Perhaps she's doing this because her husband never cleans. Imagine that.

[Anonymous]

Is this the way she handles division of labor? Threats?