Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The only solution is to cut off his ring finger and tell your parents he lost the ring and the finger while protecting you from a mad dog.

Perfect!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What does one have to do with the other?

I don't get this either.

+2.

[Anonymous]

The fact that you are panicky and afraid of what your parents will think about this says a lot.

[Anonymous]

Divorce. Hands (minus one finger) down.

[Anonymous]

Just get him a velvet glove to wear on that hand. Let your parents wonder about THAT.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just get him a velvet glove to wear on that hand. Let your parents wonder about THAT.

I am loving these creative solutions. +1 for Michael Jackson cosplay!

[Anonymous]

Have him tattoo your name on the finger. No one will question his devotion to you!

[Anonymous]

Are you newlyweds? Did your parents buy the ring?

We've been married 10 years and my DH has lost his ring 3x. He's gone up to 6 months without one before. i doubt anyone would notice, but even if they do, who cares?!?!

[Anonymous]

Buy it Op

[Anonymous]

My husband lost his ring 10 years ago. Never replaced it. Nobody has ever said a darn thing about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That he lost his wedding ring. Can we get another ring before Saturday in either Bethesda or Silver Spring? And no, he's not having an affair.

How can you be so sure? Don't be so quick to dismiss.
His sub-conscience is obviously telling you something.
When someone shows you who they are, you'd better listen.

[Anonymous]

Here's the sitcom solution: He keeps his left hand in his pocket the whole time your parents visit. Hijinks ensue.

[Anonymous]

Costco.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here's the sitcom solution: He keeps his left hand in his pocket the whole time your parents visit. Hijinks ensue.

Ooh, or a full cast on the left arm. And then he keeps breaking stuff because he uses the arm despite the cast.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The only solution is to cut off his ring finger and tell your parents he lost the ring and the finger while protecting you from a mad dog.

Or that he threw it in the fires of Mordor to save the world!

AWESOME explanation!