Ugh. You are a horrible human being. When someone offers to cook for you, say "Thank you." If you don't like what they made, don't eat it. There is no food on the planet that can please everyone. |
Oh come off it. This is an anonymous forum. It's okay, and even fun, to come on here and tell the anonymous world you don't like something as nasty as Cool Whip. |
| I only serve real whipped cream, but I cut corners elsewhere, so I don't judge people who serve Cool Whip or Reddi Whip. |
I always judge on fake food. |
| Cool Whip is white trash. It just is. |
Interesting, because I cannot stand home-made whipped cream. My BIL offered me dessert once, and it sounded delicious. He covered it with homemade whipped cream and I thought I was going to be sick trying to eat it. Maybe the rule is toppings should go on the side. |
| It tastes of failure, of desperation, of shattered dreams and shuttered factories. It tastes like a teenage niece dropping out of school. A nephew addicted to OxyContin, an under educated father on disability unable to provide for his family. It tastes of turning to an egotistic conman in an attempt to change a status quo that has left you with nothing but shitty desserts, crappy jobs and a resentment of anyone with any vestigial class or taste. |
| No, but if I were hosting, I wouldn't leave the desserts to them. Then again, I'm enough of a control freak that I generally want complete menu control anyway. |
| Some desserts just call for it. Pumpkin pie specifically would not taste the same with real whipped cream. |
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It makes me vomit. It's super disgusting.
Redi-whip, if you don't own a beater to make your own whipped cream. Cool whip is from the days when people thought chemicals were better for you than fat. |
You, I like. |
| No, but if you would please bring the organic version, I think at least you tried~ |
' Ah yeah baby yeah! Lol! |
I like PP, too. Cool Whip for life!!! |
These are two separate things (three if you count Reddi-Whip). I look forward to Cool Whip occasionally specifically for the chemical taste. I can't tell you the last time I had it, but it reminds me of pie after dinner on my grandparent's farm, and going out to the porch to get it from the deep freeze, and all those other memories. If that makes me vulgar and white trash, okay. |