How do I grow dandelions?

[Anonymous]

The lawns that have them are the first to get called in for the county grass height laws

[Anonymous]

I let the lavender and clover take over my yard because I couldn't keep up with it and it's pretty. But I pull the dandelions out by the roots because they are ugly and they will totally take over if you let them. The critters have enough other things to eat in my yard, including my tomatoes.

[Anonymous]

This is what I love about fun neighborhoods like Takoma Park and Del Ray and Brookland. People are established, educated, and professional in large numbers and yet no one gives a flying fuck about dandelions or having a perfectly manicured lawn with diamond shapes in it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I let the lavender and clover take over my yard because I couldn't keep up with it and it's pretty. But I pull the dandelions out by the roots because they are ugly and they will totally take over if you let them. The critters have enough other things to eat in my yard, including my tomatoes.

I seriously doubt lavender is taking over your yard.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is what I love about fun neighborhoods like Takoma Park and Del Ray and Brookland. People are established, educated, and professional in large numbers and yet no one gives a flying fuck about dandelions or having a perfectly manicured lawn with diamond shapes in it!

"Takoma Park and Del Ray and Brookland. People are established, educated, and professional in large numbers"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I let the lavender and clover take over my yard because I couldn't keep up with it and it's pretty. But I pull the dandelions out by the roots because they are ugly and they will totally take over if you let them. The critters have enough other things to eat in my yard, including my tomatoes.

I seriously doubt lavender is taking over your yard.

Probably means violets. My lavenders are couch potatoes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is what I love about fun neighborhoods like Takoma Park and Del Ray and Brookland. People are established, educated, and professional in large numbers and yet no one gives a flying fuck about dandelions or having a perfectly manicured lawn with diamond shapes in it!

"Takoma Park and Del Ray and Brookland. People are established, educated, and professional in large numbers"

Huh? The home prices in those places are well over half a million dollars! How does that not equal lots of mature adults, many with good educations and real jobs? Just like all the other far out neighborhoods that cost the same, but with houses 3x as big and no dandelions in the yards. I'll take my child neighborhood with weeds!

[Anonymous]

Our neighbors ripped out all their grass and had their entire yard re-sodded because they had so many dandelions, but now they have even MORE dandelions than before. (I did laugh a secret little evil laugh at it.)

[Anonymous]

I've been on both coasts and notice that there are different types of dandelions....it may be the soil conditions but I think there also might be varieites...so I'd go find a big, beautiful, juicy one, then wait for it to go to seed. That is a fun project in and of itself, the going to the field or spot and examining the progress of the plant...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:plant all you want. just don't blame me if my weed killer chemicals ends up on your child's face/hands or his lungs.

jeebus cripes

[Anonymous]

I want to grow them in a pot as well to harvest for dandelion tea.

[Anonymous]

The highest concentration of dandelions I've seen is in the grassy strip next to my DD's preschool. So just have a bunch of preschoolers over to help propagate them.

[Anonymous]

If you grow them, you can also use the leaves for tea. It helps you if you are anemic.

[Anonymous]

My kid is really into termites and I would love to grow them at home. Can someone please advise how to grow them at home? As they grow, just imagine the childish joy my child will get by spreading them all over the neighborhood. It's nature! I'm happy to indulge this interest they have!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My kid is really into termites and I would love to grow them at home. Can someone please advise how to grow them at home? As they grow, just imagine the childish joy my child will get by spreading them all over the neighborhood. It's nature! I'm happy to indulge this interest they have!

Termites cause structural damage. Dandelions cause butthurt among a particular subset of puckered-starfish prima donnas. Let it go.