How do I grow dandelions?

[Anonymous]

I feel sorry for all you anti-dandelion lawn Nazis. It must be exhausting to be that uptight about fucking grass, of all things.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My kid is really into termites and I would love to grow them at home. Can someone please advise how to grow them at home? As they grow, just imagine the childish joy my child will get by spreading them all over the neighborhood. It's nature! I'm happy to indulge this interest they have!

Termites cause structural damage. Dandelions cause butthurt among a particular subset of puckered-starfish prima donnas. Let it go.

Beautifully put.