S/O: Why did you decide not to cheat?

[Anonymous]

I tell everything to my DH.

I don't think if I ever have an affair, I can keep my gob shut to save my life!

[Anonymous]

Pro tip (ahem): Men, if you are thinking about starting an affair, and have an average-to-large member, make sure you TELL her that when you proposition her. Drastically increases your chances of success.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Did the thought that you might hurt your spouse or the spouse of OM/OW play a part in your decision?

The feelings of my spouse did not enter into the decision. She is from a foreign culture in which sex is seen as more a bodily function than an act of love or commitment. Roughly, it would be as if she found out I and another woman burped together. She would rather I not, but monogamy not that big a deal to her.

What culture is this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Did the thought that you might hurt your spouse or the spouse of OM/OW play a part in your decision?

The feelings of my spouse did not enter into the decision. She is from a foreign culture in which sex is seen as more a bodily function than an act of love or commitment. Roughly, it would be as if she found out I and another woman burped together. She would rather I not, but monogamy not that big a deal to her.

What culture is this?

Can't be the same as burping. Burping can't give you herpes or a baby.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pro tip (ahem): Men, if you are thinking about starting an affair, and have an average-to-large member, make sure you TELL her that when you proposition her. Drastically increases your chances of success.

If a man ever told me he had a large member while propositioning me - I would be very put off! I mean how do you ever tell someone that? "I can make it good for you, sweetheart, I have a 9 inch long dick!" - sounds horrible!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Did the thought that you might hurt your spouse or the spouse of OM/OW play a part in your decision?

The feelings of my spouse did not enter into the decision. She is from a foreign culture in which sex is seen as more a bodily function than an act of love or commitment. Roughly, it would be as if she found out I and another woman burped together. She would rather I not, but monogamy not that big a deal to her.

What culture is this?

Can't be the same as burping. Burping can't give you herpes or a baby.

...only burpees can give you herpes...

Sorry, this Sunday is just dragging for me!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pro tip (ahem): Men, if you are thinking about starting an affair, and have an average-to-large member, make sure you TELL her that when you proposition her. Drastically increases your chances of success.

If a man ever told me he had a large member while propositioning me - I would be very put off! I mean how do you ever tell someone that? "I can make it good for you, sweetheart, I have a 9 inch long dick!" - sounds horrible!

But if he doesn't tell, based on this discussion, she might not have sex with him because he could have a small penis and then it would be for nothing. Quite a dilemma.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pro tip (ahem): Men, if you are thinking about starting an affair, and have an average-to-large member, make sure you TELL her that when you proposition her. Drastically increases your chances of success.

If a man ever told me he had a large member while propositioning me - I would be very put off! I mean how do you ever tell someone that? "I can make it good for you, sweetheart, I have a 9 inch long dick!" - sounds horrible!

But if he doesn't tell, based on this discussion, she might not have sex with him because he could have a small penis and then it would be for nothing. Quite a dilemma.

By that logic all men should state their penis size. Pretty much sex with a small penis sucks. Actually, I take that back. It's all about girth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pro tip (ahem): Men, if you are thinking about starting an affair, and have an average-to-large member, make sure you TELL her that when you proposition her. Drastically increases your chances of success.

If a man ever told me he had a large member while propositioning me - I would be very put off! I mean how do you ever tell someone that? "I can make it good for you, sweetheart, I have a 9 inch long dick!" - sounds horrible!

But if he doesn't tell, based on this discussion, she might not have sex with him because he could have a small penis and then it would be for nothing. Quite a dilemma.

By that logic all men should state their penis size. Pretty much sex with a small penis sucks. Actually, I take that back. It's all about girth.

One of you says don't say anything about your size when trying to consummate an affair, the other says say it anytime sex might be in the picture, and be specific about all dimensions. Oy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pro tip (ahem): Men, if you are thinking about starting an affair, and have an average-to-large member, make sure you TELL her that when you proposition her. Drastically increases your chances of success.

If a man ever told me he had a large member while propositioning me - I would be very put off! I mean how do you ever tell someone that? "I can make it good for you, sweetheart, I have a 9 inch long dick!" - sounds horrible!

More like, "I can give you cystitis, baby!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pro tip (ahem): Men, if you are thinking about starting an affair, and have an average-to-large member, make sure you TELL her that when you proposition her. Drastically increases your chances of success.

If a man ever told me he had a large member while propositioning me - I would be very put off! I mean how do you ever tell someone that? "I can make it good for you, sweetheart, I have a 9 inch long dick!" - sounds horrible!

But if he doesn't tell, based on this discussion, she might not have sex with him because he could have a small penis and then it would be for nothing. Quite a dilemma.

By that logic all men should state their penis size. Pretty much sex with a small penis sucks. Actually, I take that back. It's all about girth.

One of you says don't say anything about your size when trying to consummate an affair, the other says say it anytime sex might be in the picture, and be specific about all dimensions. Oy.

Who says men should state their dimensions? Sometimes one is in the unfortunate circumstance of running into a lottle penis. So for some women, it's not worth going there. It's like finding a woman really hot, getting naked and realizing she's a tranny. Whomp whomp whomp.

It would be nice if there were another indicator of penis size, such as large hands or something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pro tip (ahem): Men, if you are thinking about starting an affair, and have an average-to-large member, make sure you TELL her that when you proposition her. Drastically increases your chances of success.

If a man ever told me he had a large member while propositioning me - I would be very put off! I mean how do you ever tell someone that? "I can make it good for you, sweetheart, I have a 9 inch long dick!" - sounds horrible!

But if he doesn't tell, based on this discussion, she might not have sex with him because he could have a small penis and then it would be for nothing. Quite a dilemma.

By that logic all men should state their penis size. Pretty much sex with a small penis sucks. Actually, I take that back. It's all about girth.

One of you says don't say anything about your size when trying to consummate an affair, the other says say it anytime sex might be in the picture, and be specific about all dimensions. Oy.

Who says men should state their dimensions? Sometimes one is in the unfortunate circumstance of running into a lottle penis. So for some women, it's not worth going there. It's like finding a woman really hot, getting naked and realizing she's a tranny. Whomp whomp whomp.

It would be nice if there were another indicator of penis size, such as large hands or something.

Just ask Eddie Murphy. It would to awful to find that girlfriend got a wiener...Not sure if that equals finding out that a man has a small penis, but I get the idea.

So does the fear of discovering a small penis help maintain marital fidelity?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
So does the fear of discovering a small penis help maintain marital fidelity?

LOL! Again - best reason not to cheat by far.

"Sorry, I cannot sleep with you because you might have a small penis, or an extra boob....and I just cannot take any more disappointments, dammit!"

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pro tip (ahem): Men, if you are thinking about starting an affair, and have an average-to-large member, make sure you TELL her that when you proposition her. Drastically increases your chances of success.

If a man ever told me he had a large member while propositioning me - I would be very put off! I mean how do you ever tell someone that? "I can make it good for you, sweetheart, I have a 9 inch long dick!" - sounds horrible!

But if he doesn't tell, based on this discussion, she might not have sex with him because he could have a small penis and then it would be for nothing. Quite a dilemma.

By that logic all men should state their penis size. Pretty much sex with a small penis sucks. Actually, I take that back. It's all about girth.

One of you says don't say anything about your size when trying to consummate an affair, the other says say it anytime sex might be in the picture, and be specific about all dimensions. Oy.

Who says men should state their dimensions? Sometimes one is in the unfortunate circumstance of running into a lottle penis. So for some women, it's not worth going there. It's like finding a woman really hot, getting naked and realizing she's a tranny. Whomp whomp whomp.

It would be nice if there were another indicator of penis size, such as large hands or something.

Just ask Eddie Murphy. It would to awful to find that girlfriend got a wiener...Not sure if that equals finding out that a man has a small penis, but I get the idea.

So does the fear of discovering a small penis help maintain marital fidelity?

One of many reasons. Go big or go home, right?