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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Pro tip (ahem): Men, if you are thinking about starting an affair, and have an average-to-large member, make sure you TELL her that when you proposition her. Drastically increases your chances of success.[/quote] If a man ever told me he had a large member while propositioning me - I would be very put off! I mean how do you ever tell someone that? "I can make it good for you, sweetheart, I have a 9 inch long dick!" - sounds horrible![/quote] But if he doesn't tell, based on this discussion, she might not have sex with him because he could have a small penis and then it would be for nothing. Quite a dilemma.[/quote] By that logic all men should state their penis size. Pretty much sex with a small penis sucks. Actually, I take that back. It's all about girth.[/quote] One of you says don't say anything about your size when trying to consummate an affair, the other says say it anytime sex might be in the picture, and be specific about all dimensions. Oy. [/quote] Who says men should state their dimensions? Sometimes one is in the unfortunate circumstance of running into a lottle penis. So for some women, it's not worth going there.[b] It's like finding a woman really hot, getting naked and realizing she's a tranny.[/b] Whomp whomp whomp. It would be nice if there were another indicator of penis size, such as large hands or something.[/quote] Just ask Eddie Murphy. It would to awful to find that girlfriend got a wiener...Not sure if that equals finding out that a man has a small penis, but I get the idea. So does the fear of discovering a small penis help maintain marital fidelity? [/quote]
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