My cousin cornered me in the dining room.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

Not a troll. His family is staying with us, because we invited them to spend Christmas week with us? Why is this so hard to understand?

What are you all doing for 6 days in the house? Sounds insane and not believable.

We have been doing a lot of entertaining. Today we (cousin's wife and I) just got back from shopping. Tomorrow we have church and another outing planned.

[Anonymous]

If this is by any chance incestuously real, the wife and I would become Siamese twins until they left, any room I was in alone would be locked and I'd mean mug cousin's ass so hard he would cry and leave.

You don't lust after family.

And OP, dress ugly. Head to toes so he can't eye rape you.

Damn this is disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If this is by any chance incestuously real, the wife and I would become Siamese twins until they left, any room I was in alone would be locked and I'd mean mug cousin's ass so hard he would cry and leave.

You don't lust after family.

And OP, dress ugly. Head to toes so he can't eye rape you.

Damn this is disgusting.

Haha!!! Yes, OP! This one!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

Not a troll. His family is staying with us, because we invited them to spend Christmas week with us? Why is this so hard to understand?

What are you all doing for 6 days in the house? Sounds insane and not believable.

We have been doing a lot of entertaining. Today we (cousin's wife and I) just got back from shopping. Tomorrow we have church and another outing planned.

Trolly, I admire your persistence. You're still playing out this 6-day visit with cousins who live 90 minutes away. You're still expecting us to believe that folks would pack their bags for 6 days to drive to stay at a cousin's house. They'd give up sleeping in their own bed, doing their own laundry, eating in their own kitchen for a week so they could do it 90 minutes away. Where are you located? Your place is so fabulous that people drive less than 2 hours for a week long visit?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

Not a troll. His family is staying with us, because we invited them to spend Christmas week with us? Why is this so hard to understand?

What are you all doing for 6 days in the house? Sounds insane and not believable.

We have been doing a lot of entertaining. Today we (cousin's wife and I) just got back from shopping. Tomorrow we have church and another outing planned.

Trolly, I admire your persistence. You're still playing out this 6-day visit with cousins who live 90 minutes away. You're still expecting us to believe that folks would pack their bags for 6 days to drive to stay at a cousin's house. They'd give up sleeping in their own bed, doing their own laundry, eating in their own kitchen for a week so they could do it 90 minutes away. Where are you located? Your place is so fabulous that people drive less than 2 hours for a week long visit?

Not the OP, but people visit each other for a week and live less than 90 minutes away from each other especially if one of them lives near a tourist destination and especially during holidays and vacations. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

Not a troll. His family is staying with us, because we invited them to spend Christmas week with us? Why is this so hard to understand?

What are you all doing for 6 days in the house? Sounds insane and not believable.

We have been doing a lot of entertaining. Today we (cousin's wife and I) just got back from shopping. Tomorrow we have church and another outing planned.

Trolly, I admire your persistence. You're still playing out this 6-day visit with cousins who live 90 minutes away. You're still expecting us to believe that folks would pack their bags for 6 days to drive to stay at a cousin's house. They'd give up sleeping in their own bed, doing their own laundry, eating in their own kitchen for a week so they could do it 90 minutes away. Where are you located? Your place is so fabulous that people drive less than 2 hours for a week long visit?

Not the OP, but people visit each other for a week and live less than 90 minutes away from each other especially if one of them lives near a tourist destination and especially during holidays and vacations. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend?

Name how many families you personally know who have done this. (Exclude grandparents or relatives visiting because of an illness or helping out after the birth of a child)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

Not a troll. His family is staying with us, because we invited them to spend Christmas week with us? Why is this so hard to understand?

What are you all doing for 6 days in the house? Sounds insane and not believable.

We have been doing a lot of entertaining. Today we (cousin's wife and I) just got back from shopping. Tomorrow we have church and another outing planned.

Trolly, I admire your persistence. You're still playing out this 6-day visit with cousins who live 90 minutes away. You're still expecting us to believe that folks would pack their bags for 6 days to drive to stay at a cousin's house. They'd give up sleeping in their own bed, doing their own laundry, eating in their own kitchen for a week so they could do it 90 minutes away. Where are you located? Your place is so fabulous that people drive less than 2 hours for a week long visit?

Not the OP, but people visit each other for a week and live less than 90 minutes away from each other especially if one of them lives near a tourist destination and especially during holidays and vacations. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend?

Name how many families you personally know who have done this. (Exclude grandparents or relatives visiting because of an illness or helping out after the birth of a child)

You have too much free time on your hands. Why don't you use some of it to learn how to determine a real sample size?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

Not a troll. His family is staying with us, because we invited them to spend Christmas week with us? Why is this so hard to understand?

What are you all doing for 6 days in the house? Sounds insane and not believable.

We have been doing a lot of entertaining. Today we (cousin's wife and I) just got back from shopping. Tomorrow we have church and another outing planned.

Trolly, I admire your persistence. You're still playing out this 6-day visit with cousins who live 90 minutes away. You're still expecting us to believe that folks would pack their bags for 6 days to drive to stay at a cousin's house. They'd give up sleeping in their own bed, doing their own laundry, eating in their own kitchen for a week so they could do it 90 minutes away. Where are you located? Your place is so fabulous that people drive less than 2 hours for a week long visit?

Not the OP, but people visit each other for a week and live less than 90 minutes away from each other especially if one of them lives near a tourist destination and especially during holidays and vacations. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend?

Name how many families you personally know who have done this. (Exclude grandparents or relatives visiting because of an illness or helping out after the birth of a child)

You have too much free time on your hands. Why don't you use some of it to learn how to determine a real sample size?

So you don't know anyone who does this. That's all you had to say.

[Anonymous]

No there's plenty of people that do that. If you want to hang out with family why keep driving home. Hell I live in DC and I have stayed with family in Silver Spring because we were doing activities for about 3 days.

[Anonymous]

Tell him you're into S&M and you are the master and he is the slave.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tell him you're into S&M and you are the master and he is the slave.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

Not a troll. His family is staying with us, because we invited them to spend Christmas week with us? Why is this so hard to understand?

What are you all doing for 6 days in the house? Sounds insane and not believable.

We have been doing a lot of entertaining. Today we (cousin's wife and I) just got back from shopping. Tomorrow we have church and another outing planned.

Trolly, I admire your persistence. You're still playing out this 6-day visit with cousins who live 90 minutes away. You're still expecting us to believe that folks would pack their bags for 6 days to drive to stay at a cousin's house. They'd give up sleeping in their own bed, doing their own laundry, eating in their own kitchen for a week so they could do it 90 minutes away. Where are you located? Your place is so fabulous that people drive less than 2 hours for a week long visit?

OMG Pennsylvania people do this all the time. I've had 25 years of it now. If they do, I'm sure there are others. Just because it's not part of your family culture doesn't mean it's fake.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tell him you're into S&M and you are the master and he is the slave.

He'd like that.

Plus, he has a pregnancy fetish. S&M will turn him on even more.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Tell him you're into S&M and you are the master and he is the slave.

He'd like that.

Plus, he has a pregnancy fetish. S&M will turn him on even more.

Who said he has a pregnancy fetish?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Tell him you're into S&M and you are the master and he is the slave.

He'd like that.

Plus, he has a pregnancy fetish. S&M will turn him on even more.

Who said he has a pregnancy fetish?

my mistake -

He starts to talk about how he has always thought i was attractive and my post pregnant body is "hot"

I missed the POST part.