My cousin cornered me in the dining room.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"start getting closer, like when we were younger?"

WTF does that mean? Did you all mess around?

OP here. No we didn't! When we were younger we lived within a block of each other, walked to school everyday together, would hang out after school and on weekends. Now we are about 1.5 hrs apart, dont see each other often.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He said he was always attracted to me. He is literally my first cousin and I have never thought about him that way... at all. We have him and his wife and 2 kids staying with us right now till Jan 2nd. I am so annoyed mostly because he is not even drunk when doing this. I felt so uncomfortable. I am scared to tell my DH because he would probably put him through a window for touching me. I feel like crying but I don't know what to do about this till they leave.

Vent over.

Does he show any signs of being in a manic phase of bipolar disorder?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"start getting closer, like when we were younger?"

WTF does that mean? Did you all mess around?

OP here. No we didn't! When we were younger we lived within a block of each other, walked to school everyday together, would hang out after school and on weekends. Now we are about 1.5 hrs apart, dont see each other often.

He only lives 1.5 hours away? Why are they overnight guests?

[Anonymous]

Most fake post ever

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"start getting closer, like when we were younger?"

WTF does that mean? Did you all mess around?

here. No we didn't! When we were younger we lived within a block of each other, walked to school everyday together, would hang out after school and on weekends. Now we are about 1.5 hrs apart, dont see each other often.

He only lives 1.5 hours away? Why are they overnight guests?

Right! I can understand staying a night or two for Christmas but he has worn out his welcome. Like the other pp, I tend to believe this is fake or exaggerated.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Most fake post ever

Is "fakest" not a word?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"start getting closer, like when we were younger?"

WTF does that mean? Did you all mess around?

here. No we didn't! When we were younger we lived within a block of each other, walked to school everyday together, would hang out after school and on weekends. Now we are about 1.5 hrs apart, dont see each other often.

He only lives 1.5 hours away? Why are they overnight guests?

Right! I can understand staying a night or two for Christmas but he has worn out his welcome. Like the other pp, I tend to believe this is fake or exaggerated.

Not even 1 night. I've had 1.5 hr commutes to work. It's not far enough to stay overnight.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

To go into detail, pretty much I was on my laptop. He comes in starts making small talk. I told him I was just looking up some recipes online. He starts to talk about how he has always thought i was attractive and my post pregnant body is "hot". I was like "oh.. ok.... thanks." Then he grabbed me and picked me up and put me on the table and got really close and told me that we should "start getting closer, like when we were younger". I played it off like ok maybe we should have more family dinners. and then he said goodnight and went upstairs.

This is what I would have told DH except that we have been doing so well keeping the peace in this house and I don't want to have a family melt down.

OP, let me give you some words in case you are ever in this situation again:

When he "picked you up" and put you on the table (seriously?? he did that?" you SHRIEK. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" as loud as you can.

When he says "What the hell?" you smile sweetly and say "Sorry, you startled me!!"

When the family comes running and asks "What's wrong? Did you see a mouse" you say "No, it's OK. Cousin James just picked me up out of my chair suddenly, and set me here on the table! I was so startled!"

ROFLMAO! Great Post PP

[Anonymous]

You tell his wife you suddenly remembered you have bed bugs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"start getting closer, like when we were younger?"

WTF does that mean? Did you all mess around?

OP here. No we didn't! When we were younger we lived within a block of each other, walked to school everyday together, would hang out after school and on weekends. Now we are about 1.5 hrs apart, dont see each other often.

So your "cousin" lives 90 minutes away and his wife and kids are staying with you for at least 6 days? Nice try Trolly Polly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"start getting closer, like when we were younger?"

WTF does that mean? Did you all mess around?

OP here. No we didn't! When we were younger we lived within a block of each other, walked to school everyday together, would hang out after school and on weekends. Now we are about 1.5 hrs apart, dont see each other often.

So your "cousin" lives 90 minutes away and his wife and kids are staying with you for at least 6 days? Nice try Trolly Polly.

Good catch, PP. This thread is a troll!

[Anonymous]

OP here.

Not a troll. His family is staying with us, because we invited them to spend Christmas week with us? Why is this so hard to understand?

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry him and his family would have to go. I'd tell him to make up some excuse to get the hell out of my house asap or risk being outed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

Not a troll. His family is staying with us, because we invited them to spend Christmas week with us? Why is this so hard to understand?

What are you all doing for 6 days in the house? Sounds insane and not believable.

[Anonymous]

Maeby? Is that you?