DOGE staffer wrecked in DC, Trump threatening to federalize DC

Anonymous
So you’re telling me a DOGE staffer got beat up by a 15 year old girl …?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Big Balls saw an innocent women being attacked by a large group of DC’s finest young people. He intervened and saved her.



Big Balls got his *ss kicked by a 15 year old girl.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
jsteele wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It happened on Swann Street. That is not U Street no matter how you draw it.


Swann Street is gaining its own reputation.


Really? We live two blocks away and I honestly didn’t know that. It was always the 1400 block of R, not the 1400 block of Swann. We love the neighborhood but it’s definitely gotten more dicey since Covid. It sure as hell isn’t smart to be hanging around any of our residential side streets at 3 am on a Saturday night. Not that I’m blaming the victims but that’s just plain nuts.


Probably walking home from the bars


Not according to the Post:

The attempted carjacking occurred about 3 a.m. Sunday in the 1400 block of Swann Street Northwest, a residential, tree-lined area. According to D.C. police, the teens approached Coristine and one other person, who were “standing next to their vehicle,” then “demanded the vehicle and assaulted one of the victims.”

Doesn’t sound like they were walking home — they were either walking to or standing around the vehicle that they were going to drive home after a night out at the bar. I’m sure they weren’t drinking though. Most people on 14th Street at 3 am on a Saturday night aren’t . . .
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Big Balls saw an innocent women being attacked by a large group of DC’s finest young people. He intervened and saved her.



It doesn't appear big balls and the woman were strangers and it doesn't seem like she was injured. In the mpd press release about the arrest of two juveniles for unarmed attempted carjacking, it says

"On Sunday, August 3, 2025, at approximately 3:00 a.m., the suspects approached the victims, who were standing next to their vehicle, in the 1400 block of Swann Street, Northwest. The suspects demanded the victim’s vehicle and then assaulted one of the victims."

Curious to see how this case turns out. Also hopefully mpd and the US atty's office will work better together with pirro in charge. I don't like her, but I want her to succeed in bringing cases that hold up in court and put dangerous people behind bars.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Big Balls saw an innocent women being attacked by a large group of DC’s finest young people. He intervened and saved her.



It doesn't appear big balls and the woman were strangers and it doesn't seem like she was injured. In the mpd press release about the arrest of two juveniles for unarmed attempted carjacking, it says

"On Sunday, August 3, 2025, at approximately 3:00 a.m., the suspects approached the victims, who were standing next to their vehicle, in the 1400 block of Swann Street, Northwest. The suspects demanded the victim’s vehicle and then assaulted one of the victims."

Curious to see how this case turns out. Also hopefully mpd and the US atty's office will work better together with pirro in charge. I don't like her, but I want her to succeed in bringing cases that hold up in court and put dangerous people behind bars.


The press release went on to say "One of the victims was treated on scene by DC Fire and EMS for injuries sustained in the assault". Presumably that was big balls not the woman, and they didn't call an ambulance. I don't wish for him to be badly hurt.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Big Balls saw an innocent women being attacked by a large group of DC’s finest young people. He intervened and saved her.



It doesn't appear big balls and the woman were strangers and it doesn't seem like she was injured. In the mpd press release about the arrest of two juveniles for unarmed attempted carjacking, it says

"On Sunday, August 3, 2025, at approximately 3:00 a.m., the suspects approached the victims, who were standing next to their vehicle, in the 1400 block of Swann Street, Northwest. The suspects demanded the victim’s vehicle and then assaulted one of the victims."

Curious to see how this case turns out. Also hopefully mpd and the US atty's office will work better together with pirro in charge. I don't like her, but I want her to succeed in bringing cases that hold up in court and put dangerous people behind bars.


The suspects were 15 so not criminal masterminds, but I’m curious how on earth you carjack someone unarmed.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Big Balls saw an innocent women being attacked by a large group of DC’s finest young people. He intervened and saved her.



It doesn't appear big balls and the woman were strangers and it doesn't seem like she was injured. In the mpd press release about the arrest of two juveniles for unarmed attempted carjacking, it says

"On Sunday, August 3, 2025, at approximately 3:00 a.m., the suspects approached the victims, who were standing next to their vehicle, in the 1400 block of Swann Street, Northwest. The suspects demanded the victim’s vehicle and then assaulted one of the victims."

Curious to see how this case turns out. Also hopefully mpd and the US atty's office will work better together with pirro in charge. I don't like her, but I want her to succeed in bringing cases that hold up in court and put dangerous people behind bars.


The suspects were 15 so not criminal masterminds, but I’m curious how on earth you carjack someone unarmed.


Go up to them and say give me your keys. Maybe have your hand in your pocket to make them afraid. or try to grab their keys. Or if their car is unlocked, just get in it and see if it is on or will turn on.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Staged?


100%
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Big Balls saw an innocent women being attacked by a large group of DC’s finest young people. He intervened and saved her.



It doesn't appear big balls and the woman were strangers and it doesn't seem like she was injured. In the mpd press release about the arrest of two juveniles for unarmed attempted carjacking, it says

"On Sunday, August 3, 2025, at approximately 3:00 a.m., the suspects approached the victims, who were standing next to their vehicle, in the 1400 block of Swann Street, Northwest. The suspects demanded the victim’s vehicle and then assaulted one of the victims."

Curious to see how this case turns out. Also hopefully mpd and the US atty's office will work better together with pirro in charge. I don't like her, but I want her to succeed in bringing cases that hold up in court and put dangerous people behind bars.


She seems to be completely insane, so my confidence is low.
Anonymous
Arrest their parents.
Anonymous
Violent crime is at a 30 year low in DC, and was down 35% in 2024 over 2023.

These stats are from the Biden admin, so who knows how they’ll be manipulated by MAGA. But I don’t think we need a convicted criminal running DC. We could use our tax money.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/violent-crime-dc-hits-30-year-low
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:DO IT!


+1. Yes, please. And the Council needs to be dismantled and the ANCs should be dissolved. They’re both a Petri dish for crazy leftist policies.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:DO IT!


+1. Yes, please. And the Council needs to be dismantled and the ANCs should be dissolved. They’re both a Petri dish for crazy leftist policies.


+1,000,000


Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Violent crime is at a 30 year low in DC, and was down 35% in 2024 over 2023.

These stats are from the Biden admin, so who knows how they’ll be manipulated by MAGA. But I don’t think we need a convicted criminal running DC. We could use our tax money.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/violent-crime-dc-hits-30-year-low


I think most DC residents never want to her the name Matthew Graves or his phony statistics ever an again. It was a rough couple of years.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Violent crime is at a 30 year low in DC, and was down 35% in 2024 over 2023.

These stats are from the Biden admin, so who knows how they’ll be manipulated by MAGA. But I don’t think we need a convicted criminal running DC. We could use our tax money.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/violent-crime-dc-hits-30-year-low


I think most DC residents never want to her the name Matthew Graves or his phony statistics ever an again. It was a rough couple of years.

Exactly.
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