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Anonymous
Seriously? How can you live with someone you hate this much?? |
Anonymous
| You're right. I hate your hair. |
Anonymous
| You’re a horrible kisser. You’re lips are like limp noodles. Don’t you have some muscle in there? Your kisses are so lazy and kinda yucky. |
Anonymous
Wait what?! You went on another date let alone married a bad kisser? 
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Anonymous
I know, crazy! He used to be better...just got lazy or something. It's so bad. |
Anonymous
| If anything ever happens to you, I'm not going to make an effort for our kids to see your family--your dad's a boor, your stepmom is a drunk and your brother is a loser. And I'm throwing out all the crappy stuff that you regard as family heirlooms (a lot of it is gone already, and you haven't even noticed). |
Anonymous
Are you married to my husband? |
Anonymous
| When you tell me you don't want to have sex, then go into the other room to look at porn, it makes me feel bad. |
Anonymous
Oh, don't be sorry. I laughed! I assumed he was feeding them while I was in the shower. When I asked how breakfast was, he got very defensive. "You didn't tell me to feed them breakfast! I didn't know what your plan was!" I burst out laughing. I've heard the old, "I didn't know where to put <this thing that's gone in the same place since 1997>" or "I didn't realize you wanted me to fold the towels" before. But he didn't know to feed the kids, or thought perhaps I had some master plan but couldn't ask me what it was? That was a new one, I had to give him that... |
Mine will unload a dishwasher but for some reason leave the pots and pans on the counter. Sweep the floor but leave the broom and dustpan out. He once told me he'd done three loads of laundry and I came home to find #1 in the washer, #2 in the dryer, #3 unfolded in a basket. ("Honey, that's not DOING laundry, that's STARTING laundry.") He'll say he cleaned the bathroom, but he didn't do the tub, or maybe the toilet. Last weekend he didn't feed the kids breakfast because I didn't tell him to. Some days it feels like I'm just following him around, finishing things.
Anonymous
Maybe they waited until they were married.
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Anonymous
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"Oh, don't be sorry. I laughed! I assumed he was feeding them while I was in the shower. When I asked how breakfast was, he got very defensive. "You didn't tell me to feed them breakfast! I didn't know what your plan was!" I burst out laughing. I've heard the old, "I didn't know where to put <this thing that's gone in the same place since 1997>" or "I didn't realize you wanted me to fold the towels" before. But he didn't know to feed the kids, or thought perhaps I had some master plan but couldn't ask me what it was? That was a new one, I had to give him that... "
These types of employees are known as "toilet trained'' or "spoon fed". |
Anonymous
| Get a better paying job...i know it may not be what you want to do but we have a family to support and I am sick of the financial pressure being on me. You can do something you love later |
Anonymous
| Can I get you to stop talking for two seconds. (And no, I'm not a man) |
Anonymous
| WHen you shout at me in public it is embarrassing. It also makes me want to punch you in the face. |
Anonymous
Yuck. Same problem here. Only it seems like he wants to kiss off my face. I have to try and discreetly wipe the spit from all over my mouth after a long kiss. ugh. |