If your Husband, Significant Other, or Life Partner read DCUM -

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Whatever gets you through the night.

Hee! Goodness, I don't care. I wrote the winking response but not the original confession - if you're taking any of this as more than a little Friday entertainment, you're doing it wrong.

[aprilmayjune]

This post is extremely depressing to me. If a lot of you took the time to talk to your spouses, some of these problems might be fixed. But, it makes me appreciate my husband, and the relationship that we have very very much. We are nowhere near perfect, but we communicate, and at least know what our problems with each other are.

[Anonymous]

To My Husband of 12 years, father of our 3 kids:

I would really be so much happier if you paid more attention to oral sex--I mean completely give yourself over to learning what I want and need in that area. In general I just can't believe how good you are in bed, otherwise. You are such a stud. I wish we had opportunities do it more.


Also thank you for becoming the love of my life.

I know, so fakey sounding to my own jaded ears. But completely true.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sorry I can be so shitty sometimes. You are truly the best thing that has ever happened to me. Sometimes I honestly don't know why you love me so much, but I am so grateful. I love you insanely and I know I don't always show it. Thank you for understanding me, believing in me, loving me, making me feel beautiful, and telling me what a great parent I am. If you weren't brought up so well I know it would be hard to resist temptation as everyone who meets you adores you. I wish I could stomach giving you more BJs. I wish I could swallow, just once.
Please clip your nosehairs regularly.

? Why not? What's so hard about that, no pun intended? I think I'll have to wander off to the other forum and ask....

[Anonymous]

OP here - yikes! I was thinking "I wish you'd wipe down the sink" I think I have the best DH ever after reading this.

[Anonymous]

aprilmayjune wrote:This post is extremely depressing to me. If a lot of you took the time to talk to your spouses, some of these problems might be fixed. But, it makes me appreciate my husband, and the relationship that we have very very much. We are nowhere near perfect, but we communicate, and at least know what our problems with each other are.

What's really so depressing is that many people try over and over to communicate something important to their spouses, but their spouses just can't or won't listen.

[Anonymous]

LOL my ex would actually pile the dishes up on the counter - directly above the dishwasher - so he could use the sink.

The worst part was, he thought it was "passionate" to have sex without having to brush his teeth or take a shower first. It totally grossed me out, esp. the teeth thing.

[Anonymous]

I miss my ex and you aren't half the man he is. If I would have actually tried (and not been extremely immature) in that relationship I would have never met you or had to deal with your tremendously large ego, self absorbedness and your amazingly obnoxious family. Simply put, you are an ass. I cherish my dds and I obsess about which would be better for them- to leave you or to stay and continue putting on a happy face while I feel like I am slowly dying on the inside. They love you so much and I don't want to make their lives difficult b/c of the choices I've made.

[Anonymous]

That I am ever so much kinkier than he could possibly imagine.

[Anonymous]

BRUSH. YOUR. TEETH.

[Anonymous]

Sometimes you really need to grow some balls.

[Anonymous]

Please use breath mints.