If your Husband, Significant Other, or Life Partner read DCUM -

Anonymous
What would you like to tell them anonymously - that you haven't told them to their face. Big or small -

I would really love to tell me husband that his pet name for me, which he thinks is so cute, DRIVES ME NUTS!! It was cute when we were in our 20s, now....it's just embarrassing. Really. Stop it.
Anonymous
So tell him.
Anonymous
DW, even though I often reassure you that you're OK, you actually are a terrible driver. I get scared when you're driving us. Also, I've given up trying to change you, but it really irritates me that you won't clean up after yourself and just leave your messes for me or someone else to clean. I still love you, but I wish I could change these things.
Anonymous
I would kill you, if I could get away with it.
Anonymous
I love you, babe, but you are deeply insecure underneath all that success and it makes you act like an asshole sometimes.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I would kill you, if I could get away with it.


THIS.
Anonymous
You're right - I do think you're stupid.
Anonymous
You need to lose weight. More than the "20 or so" pounds you think you need to lose.
Anonymous
Love you kiddo! Thanks for everything: the best kid ever, our little house, the 17 years of love and laughter. Happy Anniversary! You're the best!

(Now stop leaving trash in the sink...)
Anonymous
You're an asshole and you treat me like crap.
Anonymous
I am very tired of taking care of almost everything. Really.
Anonymous
I love you with all my heart and you are amazing, but please remember to flush.
Anonymous
You have no social skills whatsover and even though you are aware of it, you have no idea how bad it is. You are so mean to me in front of other people and you know it, but what you don't know is that I may actually leave you over it.

Oh, and, your family is crazy.
Anonymous
Ooooh yeah! I want to add to mine now that PP mentioned crazy family: Your mother was the biggest bitch EVER and your father is an idiot.
Anonymous
Your mother's house REEKS of cat urine. Why can't you smell it? Your mother will NEVER live with us, start checking out nursing homes.
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