Dakota Johnson and Coldplay’s Chris Martin engaged — finally

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She comes off as a pretty classic entitled, pothead, SoCal girl. He's 15 years older than she is and has two kids in their late teens. Yay, I guess? Am I supposed to be rooting for the almost-50 yr old man to have a couple more kids with his replacement wife (seriously, she's just brunette Gwyneth in many respects)?

Good for them, I guess. I give it 10 years, tops.

Chris only dates Hollywood nepo babies!

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Anonymous wrote:I had no idea they were together. Odd coupling, I think, but whatever.

Yes. Eek!

[Anonymous]

DJ comes from a broken family. She may have daddy issues that is playing out in being with Chris Martin.

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Anonymous wrote:She comes off as a pretty classic entitled, pothead, SoCal girl. He's 15 years older than she is and has two kids in their late teens. Yay, I guess? Am I supposed to be rooting for the almost-50 yr old man to have a couple more kids with his replacement wife (seriously, she's just brunette Gwyneth in many respects)?

Good for them, I guess. I give it 10 years, tops.

Chris only dates Hollywood nepo babies!

Hollywood nep babies with weak acting skills who still somehow get plum roles, who are ultra-thin and in the tall side, with a dilettante's interest in rich girl hobbies like art and architecture.

It is definitely "a type." Dakota is more sardonic than Gwyneth ever was, but even their personalities have a similar vibe.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She comes off as a pretty classic entitled, pothead, SoCal girl. He's 15 years older than she is and has two kids in their late teens. Yay, I guess? Am I supposed to be rooting for the almost-50 yr old man to have a couple more kids with his replacement wife (seriously, she's just brunette Gwyneth in many respects)?

Good for them, I guess. I give it 10 years, tops.

Chris only dates Hollywood nepo babies!

Hollywood nep babies with weak acting skills who still somehow get plum roles, who are ultra-thin and in the tall side, with a dilettante's interest in rich girl hobbies like art and architecture.

It is definitely "a type." Dakota is more sardonic than Gwyneth ever was, but even their personalities have a similar vibe.

+100

[Anonymous]

He must be good in the sack or something…I just don’t find him attractive…and those teeth!!! Ugh.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She comes off as a pretty classic entitled, pothead, SoCal girl. He's 15 years older than she is and has two kids in their late teens. Yay, I guess? Am I supposed to be rooting for the almost-50 yr old man to have a couple more kids with his replacement wife (seriously, she's just brunette Gwyneth in many respects)?

Good for them, I guess. I give it 10 years, tops.

Chris only dates Hollywood nepo babies!

Hollywood nep babies with weak acting skills who still somehow get plum roles, who are ultra-thin and in the tall side, with a dilettante's interest in rich girl hobbies like art and architecture.

It is definitely "a type." Dakota is more sardonic than Gwyneth ever was, but even their personalities have a similar vibe.

+100

I think she's probably much more laid back than GP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He must be good in the sack or something…I just don’t find him attractive…and those teeth!!! Ugh.

Is she attractive? I don’t think so. Have you seen her forehead?

[Anonymous]

I can't think of two people I have less interest in. And I know, I clicked on this thread.

Dakota in particular seems really vapid.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:He must be good in the sack or something…I just don’t find him attractive…and those teeth!!! Ugh.

Is she attractive? I don’t think so. Have you seen her forehead?

Not lately because she hides it behind the bangs.

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Anonymous wrote:She comes off as a pretty classic entitled, pothead, SoCal girl. He's 15 years older than she is and has two kids in their late teens. Yay, I guess? Am I supposed to be rooting for the almost-50 yr old man to have a couple more kids with his replacement wife (seriously, she's just brunette Gwyneth in many respects)?

Good for them, I guess. I give it 10 years, tops.

Chris only dates Hollywood nepo babies!

Hollywood nep babies with weak acting skills who still somehow get plum roles, who are ultra-thin and in the tall side, with a dilettante's interest in rich girl hobbies like art and architecture.

It is definitely "a type." Dakota is more sardonic than Gwyneth ever was, but even their personalities have a similar vibe.

+100

I think she's probably much more laid back than GP.

She's "laid back" in the same way Paltrow is -- she's very rich and has never really had to work that hard at anything, and is firmly embedded in SoCal "alternative lifestyle" culture -- crystals and stupid diets and the like. If you've ever seen Paltrow in interviews, even when she's talking about her weird eating disor-- er, I mean, "clean eating" habits, she has a very chill, relaxed persona.

But I don't consider this laid back. What do you think these women would be like if they had to live like actual people for any length of time? I think they'd be very wound up. It's easy to be "chill" when for your entire life you've never really had to worry about anything.

[Anonymous]

Good for them but hard to understand why these people even bother when they aren't religious, aren't soulmates, can practice polyamory, don't need each other's money, aren't in same age group, and will be divorced in less than 10 years?

May be he is a great guy, must be to enaor two super wealthy, gorgeous, famous, connected young women.

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Anonymous wrote:She comes off as a pretty classic entitled, pothead, SoCal girl. He's 15 years older than she is and has two kids in their late teens. Yay, I guess? Am I supposed to be rooting for the almost-50 yr old man to have a couple more kids with his replacement wife (seriously, she's just brunette Gwyneth in many respects)?

Good for them, I guess. I give it 10 years, tops.

Chris only dates Hollywood nepo babies!

Hollywood nep babies with weak acting skills who still somehow get plum roles, who are ultra-thin and in the tall side, with a dilettante's interest in rich girl hobbies like art and architecture.

It is definitely "a type." Dakota is more sardonic than Gwyneth ever was, but even their personalities have a similar vibe.

+100

I think she's probably much more laid back than GP.

She's "laid back" in the same way Paltrow is -- she's very rich and has never really had to work that hard at anything, and is firmly embedded in SoCal "alternative lifestyle" culture -- crystals and stupid diets and the like. If you've ever seen Paltrow in interviews, even when she's talking about her weird eating disor-- er, I mean, "clean eating" habits, she has a very chill, relaxed persona.

But I don't consider this laid back. What do you think these women would be like if they had to live like actual people for any length of time? I think they'd be very wound up. It's easy to be "chill" when for your entire life you've never really had to worry about anything.

This^. When you've all the privileges in the world and no restrictions on how to live, being chill is natural.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Good for them but hard to understand why these people even bother when they aren't religious, aren't soulmates, can practice polyamory, don't need each other's money, aren't in same age group, and will be divorced in less than 10 years?

May be he is a great guy, must be to enaor two super wealthy, gorgeous, famous, connected young women.

Yeah, I don't get his appeal. I think some women just really like being with a "rock star" (scare quotes necessary because I struggle to call Coldplay "rock" music). I also think he's the kind of guy who would giggle at all your jokes. Maybe that's the secret sauce? He is physically not appealing to me at all, and if I were already rich and fairly successful, I just don't know what the draw would be. It's not like he's helping these women level up socially or financially. A mystery.

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Anonymous wrote:Good for them but hard to understand why these people even bother when they aren't religious, aren't soulmates, can practice polyamory, don't need each other's money, aren't in same age group, and will be divorced in less than 10 years?

May be he is a great guy, must be to enaor two super wealthy, gorgeous, famous, connected young women.

Yeah, I don't get his appeal. I think some women just really like being with a "rock star" (scare quotes necessary because I struggle to call Coldplay "rock" music). I also think he's the kind of guy who would giggle at all your jokes. Maybe that's the secret sauce? He is physically not appealing to me at all, and if I were already rich and fairly successful, I just don't know what the draw would be. It's not like he's helping these women level up socially or financially. A mystery.

BDE maybe?