Where are the the jokes about Mitch McConnell

[Anonymous]

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/729415.page

Here’s the “Where’s Melania Thread,” first post claims Melania’s getting her “fingerprints sanded off.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How many pages was the thread attacking Melania Trump for having kidney issues that needed surgery?

I recall the biggest conspiracy theory/mean joke is she had new breast implants done, and her breasts were called kidneys.

Then people have posted Trump had beaten her, and she had various injuries.

When Rand Paul was beaten by his neighbor, without warning, and ended up losing part of his lung, the people posted here repeatedly commented he was taken by ambulance to the hospital wearing “as*less leather chaps” and insinuated he was gay and having an affair with his neighbor, that resulted in an argument, which was the real cause of the attack.

The Trump women fashion thread in Beauty and Fashion forum displays constant, consistent, ugly and uncalled for attacks on Melania and Ivanka. Their bodies, faces, intelligence, parenting skills, etc.

They were public figures that largely dressed inappropriately for the “job.” (Largely it was Ivanka who needed to cosplay a White House role while adhering to none of the ethical rules for those positions.)

Honestly, conservative/Republicans have zero room to criticize Democrats because your party thinks Democratic figure drink children’s blood and run a pedo ring. So have a seat and stop whining, you do not have any moral high ground.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How many pages was the thread attacking Melania Trump for having kidney issues that needed surgery?

I recall the biggest conspiracy theory/mean joke is she had new breast implants done, and her breasts were called kidneys.

Then people have posted Trump had beaten her, and she had various injuries.

When Rand Paul was beaten by his neighbor, without warning, and ended up losing part of his lung, the people posted here repeatedly commented he was taken by ambulance to the hospital wearing “as*less leather chaps” and insinuated he was gay and having an affair with his neighbor, that resulted in an argument, which was the real cause of the attack.

The Trump women fashion thread in Beauty and Fashion forum displays constant, consistent, ugly and uncalled for attacks on Melania and Ivanka. Their bodies, faces, intelligence, parenting skills, etc.

They were public figures that largely dressed inappropriately for the “job.” (Largely it was Ivanka who needed to cosplay a White House role while adhering to none of the ethical rules for those positions.)

Honestly, conservative/Republicans have zero room to criticize Democrats because your party thinks Democratic figure drink children’s blood and run a pedo ring. So have a seat and stop whining, you do not have any moral high ground.

They were not “inappropriately dressed.” Give me a break. They are both fit and attractive and dress wonderfully.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The night-vs-day disparity of how the left responded vs how the right responded does in deed expose that the right are sociopathic, soulless ghouls who don't care about the misfortune of others and would even eat their own in a heartbeat. They don't call it the leopards-eating-faces party for nothing. Validated yet again.

Ah. It's the "leopard eating face" poster who can't seem to come up with another trite cliche.

Complaining about "trite cliches" doesn't change the fact of how sociopathic the right is. And I wager you complain about our "trite cliches" because they are more clever than your own trite "Biden is a leftist" cliches.

[Anonymous]

Quickly scanned through the posts in this thread. Got a sense of hostility between supporters of the left and of the right. Or am I misreading the intent & tone of these posts ?

[Anonymous]

The point is not one person has said “Kentucky has NO representation right now!” “He should resign!” “Why did he trip, he’s too old” and all the crap this board has subjected others to. GMAFB with a fashion thread. That’s a reach but it’s all you really have.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How many pages was the thread attacking Melania Trump for having kidney issues that needed surgery?

I recall the biggest conspiracy theory/mean joke is she had new breast implants done, and her breasts were called kidneys.

Then people have posted Trump had beaten her, and she had various injuries.

When Rand Paul was beaten by his neighbor, without warning, and ended up losing part of his lung, the people posted here repeatedly commented he was taken by ambulance to the hospital wearing “as*less leather chaps” and insinuated he was gay and having an affair with his neighbor, that resulted in an argument, which was the real cause of the attack.

The Trump women fashion thread in Beauty and Fashion forum displays constant, consistent, ugly and uncalled for attacks on Melania and Ivanka. Their bodies, faces, intelligence, parenting skills, etc.

They were public figures that largely dressed inappropriately for the “job.” (Largely it was Ivanka who needed to cosplay a White House role while adhering to none of the ethical rules for those positions.)

Honestly, conservative/Republicans have zero room to criticize Democrats because your party thinks Democratic figure drink children’s blood and run a pedo ring. So have a seat and stop whining, you do not have any moral high ground.

They were not “inappropriately dressed.” Give me a break. They are both fit and attractive and dress wonderfully.

If you think they dress wonderfully, I suggest you look at the photos of Ivanka’s sartorial choices in the Beauty and Fashion forum. Don’t read the comments, just look at the photos and form your own opinions.

[Anonymous]

I loathe the man but I don't wish ill on anyone. I hope he has a speedy recovery and then, retires from the Senate.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:To answer your question OP:
I don’t think it’s funny to poke fun at serious injuries. McConnell has never ribbed other politicians for their injuries or health issues (unlike Trump). Likewise, I think it’s in gutter politics when Republicans drone on about “dementia Joe” and Biden’s slips on the stairs. Republicans couldn’t contain their glee when RBG’s cancer returned.

They are just really vile people.

This is a flat out lie.

Nah.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:To answer your question OP:
I don’t think it’s funny to poke fun at serious injuries. McConnell has never ribbed other politicians for their injuries or health issues (unlike Trump). Likewise, I think it’s in gutter politics when Republicans drone on about “dementia Joe” and Biden’s slips on the stairs. Republicans couldn’t contain their glee when RBG’s cancer returned.

They are just really vile people.

This is a flat out lie.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/15/895908.page#17628397

There's always a receipt. Always.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Interesting that, in the absence of Republicans wanting to joke about health issues, the jokes don't seem to come, do they?
No one (read, no one Republican) seems to want to joke about this old man tripping and falling and now being hospitalized.
When it's a Republican, no jokes come because...
For clarity, I'm not condoning or encouraging jokes. Just simply noting their incredibly obvious absence here.

Yeah, you are.
You know he had polio as a child and admittedly has trouble navigating steps.

No, I'm not. I'm pointing out the absolute dearth of jokes on this website, the same one that went pages and pages on Fetterman (still going) and Pelosi, etc. Hypocrites.

Don't forget the constant chorus of Republican trolls gleefully posting that Biden tripping on stairs is proof that he's doddering, senile, etc. They're truly disgusting.

Wow. Amazing how soon you've forgotten about the past five years of analyzing any trips, slips, crooked walking, sniffing, water drinking, etc. TFG did. Accusations of senility abounded, along with piling on of any and every embarrassing moment he may have had. And you're accusing Republicans of being "disgusting"?? Know thyself, hypocrite.
DP

TFG had a doctor release that he was in the best possible physical shape ever. And "man woman person something something." I sustained a concussion and the doctor evaluating me said that the test had to be rejiggered because of Trump's bleating on and on about his excellent cognitive skills.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Interesting that, in the absence of Republicans wanting to joke about health issues, the jokes don't seem to come, do they?
No one (read, no one Republican) seems to want to joke about this old man tripping and falling and now being hospitalized.
When it's a Republican, no jokes come because...
For clarity, I'm not condoning or encouraging jokes. Just simply noting their incredibly obvious absence here.

Yeah, you are.
You know he had polio as a child and admittedly has trouble navigating steps.

No, I'm not. I'm pointing out the absolute dearth of jokes on this website, the same one that went pages and pages on Fetterman (still going) and Pelosi, etc. Hypocrites.

Don't forget the constant chorus of Republican trolls gleefully posting that Biden tripping on stairs is proof that he's doddering, senile, etc. They're truly disgusting.

Wow. Amazing how soon you've forgotten about the past five years of analyzing any trips, slips, crooked walking, sniffing, water drinking, etc. TFG did. Accusations of senility abounded, along with piling on of any and every embarrassing moment he may have had. And you're accusing Republicans of being "disgusting"?? Know thyself, hypocrite.
DP

TFG had a doctor release that he was in the best possible physical shape ever. And "man woman person something something." I sustained a concussion and the doctor evaluating me said that the test had to be rejiggered because of Trump's bleating on and on about his excellent cognitive skills.

I kind of wondered if they were going to have to retool that test after he repeated it so many times.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I loathe the man but I don't wish ill on anyone. I hope he has a speedy recovery and then, retires from the Senate.

I wish for him all that he has done to others in torrential rains and hurricane force winds

[Anonymous]

Why has this story gone so quiet? Can find nothing in the news.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why has this story gone so quiet? Can find nothing in the news.

Because there is no left wing propaganda machine dedicated to making this into a 24/7 news story a la Fetterman.