Cars Blocking the Bike Lane

[Anonymous]

Who cares? Roads are for cars bike paths are for bikes. The end.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Now that we are getting some decent pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure in DC, drivers still act as if the entire road is there. Commuting in this morning I had to go around and into traffic b/c two cars were blocking the bike lane. One had pulled into it to go around other traffic, cutting me off, and got oussecwgej I tapped her car and pointed to the bike lane sign. The other was an Uber driver waiting for a fare - they’re the worst. I really hope DC steps enforcement of drivers in cars entering the bike lanes.

If you touched my car or even tried to talk to me I would likely get out of my car and walk up to you with the goal of getting you arrested. You can't tap people's cars or even gesture towards them -- where the hell did you grow up. Not Boston or NY. Just slow down and wait.

This is unhinged. You are in such a hurry that you block people’s way instead of taking a age minutes to find a legal place to park your car. But then you have time to get out of your car if someone (horrors!) touched your car or glances at you wrong. Car brain is crazy man.

Also in New York if you block pedestrians you will absolutely get your car tapped or worse. Lol at the idea that New Yorkers are going to defer to people stupid enough to drive cars in the city.

New Yorkers are worse than bike riders and Uber drivers. Maybe spend more time cleaning up your filthy disgusting city that you think is charming.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Now that we are getting some decent pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure in DC, drivers still act as if the entire road is there. Commuting in this morning I had to go around and into traffic b/c two cars were blocking the bike lane. One had pulled into it to go around other traffic, cutting me off, and got oussecwgej I tapped her car and pointed to the bike lane sign. The other was an Uber driver waiting for a fare - they’re the worst. I really hope DC steps enforcement of drivers in cars entering the bike lanes.

If you touched my car or even tried to talk to me I would likely get out of my car and walk up to you with the goal of getting you arrested. You can't tap people's cars or even gesture towards them -- where the hell did you grow up. Not Boston or NY. Just slow down and wait.

Wow, tough guy. How exactly would you get the cyclist arrested?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Now that we are getting some decent pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure in DC, drivers still act as if the entire road is there. Commuting in this morning I had to go around and into traffic b/c two cars were blocking the bike lane. One had pulled into it to go around other traffic, cutting me off, and got oussecwgej I tapped her car and pointed to the bike lane sign. The other was an Uber driver waiting for a fare - they’re the worst. I really hope DC steps enforcement of drivers in cars entering the bike lanes.

If you touched my car or even tried to talk to me I would likely get out of my car and walk up to you with the goal of getting you arrested. You can't tap people's cars or even gesture towards them -- where the hell did you grow up. Not Boston or NY. Just slow down and wait.

This is unhinged. You are in such a hurry that you block people’s way instead of taking a age minutes to find a legal place to park your car. But then you have time to get out of your car if someone (horrors!) touched your car or glances at you wrong. Car brain is crazy man.

Also in New York if you block pedestrians you will absolutely get your car tapped or worse. Lol at the idea that New Yorkers are going to defer to people stupid enough to drive cars in the city.

New Yorkers are worse than bike riders and Uber drivers. Maybe spend more time cleaning up your filthy disgusting city that you think is charming.

Oh sure, we’re the awful city. Your city is where all the car-jacking are, you fool. Enjoy YOUR crime-ridden shithole.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Now that we are getting some decent pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure in DC, drivers still act as if the entire road is there. Commuting in this morning I had to go around and into traffic b/c two cars were blocking the bike lane. One had pulled into it to go around other traffic, cutting me off, and got oussecwgej I tapped her car and pointed to the bike lane sign. The other was an Uber driver waiting for a fare - they’re the worst. I really hope DC steps enforcement of drivers in cars entering the bike lanes.

Just scratch their paint. They deserve it.

[Anonymous]

Charles Allen will put a swift end to this never ending cycle of traffic violence.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I understand that some people have over the top reactions to people touching their cars but I don’t get why. You are driving it around a metro area — don’t you just expect that pebbles may hit it, birds may shit on it, and yes people may touch it?

(Usually it comes up because a car has nearly hit me)

I’ve noticed that cyclists are extremely touchy to the point of confrontationally angry if anyone touches their bike while it is parked. Why is that?

I don’t know— I have literally never observed this

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm laughing imaging MPD's reaction to "they touched my car!"

Ok, where's the damage?

Oh, there is none? Hmm, ok bye.

You will next be finding out what MPDs reaction will be when you touch the wrong persons car.

Finding out that... they don't care. Really, they don't. No damage no report.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Now that we are getting some decent pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure in DC, drivers still act as if the entire road is there. Commuting in this morning I had to go around and into traffic b/c two cars were blocking the bike lane. One had pulled into it to go around other traffic, cutting me off, and got oussecwgej I tapped her car and pointed to the bike lane sign. The other was an Uber driver waiting for a fare - they’re the worst. I really hope DC steps enforcement of drivers in cars entering the bike lanes.

If you touched my car or even tried to talk to me I would likely get out of my car and walk up to you with the goal of getting you arrested. You can't tap people's cars or even gesture towards them -- where the hell did you grow up. Not Boston or NY. Just slow down and wait.

Wow, tough guy. How exactly would you get the cyclist arrested?

I would cause the biker to hit me while I was running tape. Not that hard. Anyone who commutes on a bike thinks they are the savior of the world and can be goaded into striking first.

Not pp but the Boston comment is spot on. Biker would get ass kicked if they tapped cars.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Now that we are getting some decent pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure in DC, drivers still act as if the entire road is there. Commuting in this morning I had to go around and into traffic b/c two cars were blocking the bike lane. One had pulled into it to go around other traffic, cutting me off, and got oussecwgej I tapped her car and pointed to the bike lane sign. The other was an Uber driver waiting for a fare - they’re the worst. I really hope DC steps enforcement of drivers in cars entering the bike lanes.

If you touched my car or even tried to talk to me I would likely get out of my car and walk up to you with the goal of getting you arrested. You can't tap people's cars or even gesture towards them -- where the hell did you grow up. Not Boston or NY. Just slow down and wait.

Lol if you tried this with me I would put you flat on your ass in seconds. You wouldn’t be thinking about trying to have me arrested, you would be choking on blood and crying for your Mama.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Now that we are getting some decent pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure in DC, drivers still act as if the entire road is there. Commuting in this morning I had to go around and into traffic b/c two cars were blocking the bike lane. One had pulled into it to go around other traffic, cutting me off, and got oussecwgej I tapped her car and pointed to the bike lane sign. The other was an Uber driver waiting for a fare - they’re the worst. I really hope DC steps enforcement of drivers in cars entering the bike lanes.

If you touched my car or even tried to talk to me I would likely get out of my car and walk up to you with the goal of getting you arrested. You can't tap people's cars or even gesture towards them -- where the hell did you grow up. Not Boston or NY. Just slow down and wait.

Wow, tough guy. How exactly would you get the cyclist arrested?

I would cause the biker to hit me while I was running tape. Not that hard. Anyone who commutes on a bike thinks they are the savior of the world and can be goaded into striking first.

Not pp but the Boston comment is spot on. Biker would get ass kicked if they tapped cars.

Drivers are notoriously level headed. That's why road-rage is something associated with pedestrians, not drivers.

/s

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm laughing imaging MPD's reaction to "they touched my car!"

Ok, where's the damage?

Oh, there is none? Hmm, ok bye.

You will next be finding out what MPDs reaction will be when you touch the wrong persons car.

Finding out that... they don't care. Really, they don't. No damage no report.

And they equally won’t care if you have a fat lip.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Now that we are getting some decent pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure in DC, drivers still act as if the entire road is there. Commuting in this morning I had to go around and into traffic b/c two cars were blocking the bike lane. One had pulled into it to go around other traffic, cutting me off, and got oussecwgej I tapped her car and pointed to the bike lane sign. The other was an Uber driver waiting for a fare - they’re the worst. I really hope DC steps enforcement of drivers in cars entering the bike lanes.

If you touched my car or even tried to talk to me I would likely get out of my car and walk up to you with the goal of getting you arrested. You can't tap people's cars or even gesture towards them -- where the hell did you grow up. Not Boston or NY. Just slow down and wait.

Wow, tough guy. How exactly would you get the cyclist arrested?

I would cause the biker to hit me while I was running tape. Not that hard. Anyone who commutes on a bike thinks they are the savior of the world and can be goaded into striking first.

Not pp but the Boston comment is spot on. Biker would get ass kicked if they tapped cars.

Drivers are notoriously level headed. That's why road-rage is something associated with pedestrians, not drivers.

/s

And cyclists? Are they known for being notoriously calm?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Now that we are getting some decent pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure in DC, drivers still act as if the entire road is there. Commuting in this morning I had to go around and into traffic b/c two cars were blocking the bike lane. One had pulled into it to go around other traffic, cutting me off, and got oussecwgej I tapped her car and pointed to the bike lane sign. The other was an Uber driver waiting for a fare - they’re the worst. I really hope DC steps enforcement of drivers in cars entering the bike lanes.

The horror.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Now that we are getting some decent pedestrian and bicycle infrastructure in DC, drivers still act as if the entire road is there. Commuting in this morning I had to go around and into traffic b/c two cars were blocking the bike lane. One had pulled into it to go around other traffic, cutting me off, and got oussecwgej I tapped her car and pointed to the bike lane sign. The other was an Uber driver waiting for a fare - they’re the worst. I really hope DC steps enforcement of drivers in cars entering the bike lanes.

If you touched my car or even tried to talk to me I would likely get out of my car and walk up to you with the goal of getting you arrested. You can't tap people's cars or even gesture towards them -- where the hell did you grow up. Not Boston or NY. Just slow down and wait.

Lol if you tried this with me I would put you flat on your ass in seconds. You wouldn’t be thinking about trying to have me arrested, you would be choking on blood and crying for your Mama.

At least you’d look cute in your chartreuse spandex while the cops booked you for attempted murder…