The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

What an ugly shade of green and those huge shoulders. She could wear anything with her figure and she chose that.

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Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

Her make up was way too dark around the eyes

Could’ve lightened up

I would say the same for her roots!

Tiffany has a weakness for sparkly shirts. This was what she wore in London in 2018:

Good lord that outfit is terrible

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Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

What an ugly shade of green and those huge shoulders. She could wear anything with her figure and she chose that.

I like ugly greens, but this shade is so vile it’s overtaken her coloring completely, her highlights, her skin tone—swamp dominatrix right there.

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Melania! What a missed opportunity-she looks like she is wearing an Army WW II uniform-ready to go to battle.

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Melania in that outfit in front of all those flags looks like a fascist’s fantasy.

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Republicans are strange. You’ve got Nikki Haley, the great hope for the Republican Party in 2024 in pepto pink and the First Lady wearing Soviet army garb.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania’s white suit looked great today.

Pics:

I would be okay not seeing the outline of her cheeks, but I can’t hate otherwise.

Yeah, just an ordinary puzzle piece this go round.

She looks great - and also I feel like that's too much butt for a first lady. I guess I'd expect that comment from the butherarms crowd and yet here I am.

I dislike her appropriation of suffragette colors, though. Suffragette cosplay as her husband is disenfranchising as many people as he can leaves a bad taste.

Butt she does look great.

I love the outfit but agree the skirt could use some more room in the rear, would have a smoother line.

Victoria's Secret Suit

Apparently her butt seems to do this in white suits, eg last year’s convention dress:

Why is he pointing at her boob like that?

Is it possible she has butt implants?

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

Are those pants for real?

flamenco pants

that's how she's been shedding some of the law school weight

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Anonymous wrote:Kim’s got her fightin’ nails on

AND A VOICE TO MATCH!

MMMAAAGGGAAA

New Disney Villain?

Rabid is the perfect adjective.

Somewhere out there Vanessa Haydon is quietly thanking her stars.

Holy s***

I think a Batman villain. The white tips from her nails add the final terrifying touch. This is unbelievably scary (and I had just clicked on the 50 foot woman trailer)

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

Are those pants for real?

flamenco pants

that's how she's been shedding some of the law school weight

That outfit is awful. Didn’t Georgetown teach her what Big Law suits look like?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like the human embodiment of a pig. And I really don’t know why people on this forum defend Tiffany while attacking the other Trump women. They’re all the same-she’s literally at the RNC to endorse her father’s presidency.

I'm now on board with Tiffany being a target for this thread. Her RNC speech reminded so much of Ivanka's commencement speech - the frozen upper lip, the lower pitched voice, the odd, non-verbal communications and, especially, their incredible attempts to be just like us - they know our struggles! I think the worse thing is that they believe their own drivel!

Oh - and Tiffany's eye make up is horrendous! Nikki's make up is really good - the Trumps should take note.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pROPc1L93hc

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

Are those pants for real?

flamenco pants

that's how she's been shedding some of the law school weight

That outfit is awful. Didn’t Georgetown teach her what Big Law suits look like?

I feel like this is something you wear to the Grammies not the GOP convention.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania in that outfit in front of all those flags looks like a fascist’s fantasy.

I can’t believe I forgot military cosplay for my bingo card. That is one of her favorites for this sort of occasion.

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Anonymous wrote:Mark a space on your bingo card if you had sleeve fascinator:

Weird hem.

We should also have a bingo card space for obvious spray tan/misapplication of bronzer. Those feet!

This confuses me. That dress is clinging like she's wearing hose with no slip.
So she's wearing no hose, and a lot of static cling?

Shapewear

oh geez, yeah. I should know a lot more about shapewear than I do. I need a primer. I'm old school just wear pantyhose and a slip. So now I guess you need a slip with shapewear? In any case, as a PP said, this outfit is a total win for her.

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Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

"Do you idiots STILL not believe he is working for Russia? How hard do I have to spell it out? Guys? Guys?"