The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We could do a RNC bad fashion bingo card, but I don’t want to have to watch. What would go on it? Visible nipples, peplum, ragged hemming, patriotic cosplay, stiletos, fake eyelashes, inappropriate intern gauzy skirt, sleeveless shell on a speaker (I’ll give it a pass on somewhat not speaking), skin-tight skirt, cropped pants, what else?

Excellent list. I’d add birx scarfs and little crosses (on necklaces)—a favorite among Kayleigh and Lara trump’s entourage, but not obviously with Lara.

Stilettos need to be in the free space.
Adding: Mask matching by Ivanka, bible tote, dickeys, nonfunctional decorative buttons.

boob pockets
extraneous objects growing out of Ivanka's head (visit to Qatar or wherever it was) --other heads don't count
wide belts just under the bosom
button gaps
sleeve fascinators--I just mean general weird things done with sleeves
coat as a dress
visible underwear (when wearing transparent clothing)

Also a possibility: family feud game using sassy grandma and the other categories (I forget what the rest are)

Sassy grandma
Russian stripper
Inappropriate intern
Boss’s daughter...

[Anonymous]

Melania went maskless today while shaking hands and hugging people



https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-greets-dozens-of-children-no-mask-2020-8

Despite overwhelming data supporting the use of face masks and social distancing to contain the spread of Covid-19, the White House is continuing to spurn both practices at highly-publicized events.

First lady Melania Trump and many other attendees went maskless at a Monday White House event geared towards children that celebrated the 100th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th Amendment, which afforded white American women the right to vote.

Melania spoke and shook hands with many of the maskless children and hugged some of them, according to CNN reporter Kate Bennett. In the crowd attending the event, high-profile White House and administration officials, including second lady Karen Pence, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, and White House adviser Kellyanne Conway, mingled without wearing masks.

She wore a nice dress, though. Genuinely.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania went maskless today while shaking hands and hugging people



https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-greets-dozens-of-children-no-mask-2020-8

Despite overwhelming data supporting the use of face masks and social distancing to contain the spread of Covid-19, the White House is continuing to spurn both practices at highly-publicized events.

First lady Melania Trump and many other attendees went maskless at a Monday White House event geared towards children that celebrated the 100th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th Amendment, which afforded white American women the right to vote.

Melania spoke and shook hands with many of the maskless children and hugged some of them, according to CNN reporter Kate Bennett. In the crowd attending the event, high-profile White House and administration officials, including second lady Karen Pence, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, and White House adviser Kellyanne Conway, mingled without wearing masks.

She wore a nice dress, though. Genuinely.

Yikes no. I think my mother had that exact dress when she went and visited her brother in Hawaii in 1967 when he had R&R from Vietnam.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania went maskless today while shaking hands and hugging people



https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-greets-dozens-of-children-no-mask-2020-8

Despite overwhelming data supporting the use of face masks and social distancing to contain the spread of Covid-19, the White House is continuing to spurn both practices at highly-publicized events.

First lady Melania Trump and many other attendees went maskless at a Monday White House event geared towards children that celebrated the 100th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th Amendment, which afforded white American women the right to vote.

Melania spoke and shook hands with many of the maskless children and hugged some of them, according to CNN reporter Kate Bennett. In the crowd attending the event, high-profile White House and administration officials, including second lady Karen Pence, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, and White House adviser Kellyanne Conway, mingled without wearing masks.

She wore a nice dress, though. Genuinely.

Looks fine in this photo. Fun colors - we need more fun colors!
That mask in the background will be the last in GOP-land this week. If you want to be on TV this week - do not wear a mask unless you are visiting the actively sick in a hospital ward.
There is a big conservative appetite for everything to look "normal" and masks have no place on the stage.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We could do a RNC bad fashion bingo card, but I don’t want to have to watch. What would go on it? Visible nipples, peplum, ragged hemming, patriotic cosplay, stiletos, fake eyelashes, inappropriate intern gauzy skirt, sleeveless shell on a speaker (I’ll give it a pass on somewhat not speaking), skin-tight skirt, cropped pants, what else?

Excellent list. I’d add birx scarfs and little crosses (on necklaces)—a favorite among Kayleigh and Lara trump’s entourage, but not obviously with Lara.

Stilettos need to be in the free space.
Adding: Mask matching by Ivanka, bible tote, dickeys, nonfunctional decorative buttons.

boob pockets
extraneous objects growing out of Ivanka's head (visit to Qatar or wherever it was) --other heads don't count
wide belts just under the bosom
button gaps
sleeve fascinators--I just mean general weird things done with sleeves
coat as a dress
visible underwear (when wearing transparent clothing)

Also a possibility: family feud game using sassy grandma and the other categories (I forget what the rest are)

Sassy grandma
Russian stripper
Inappropriate intern
Boss’s daughter...

I love sleeve fascinators—it captures the essence perfectly.

I would add inappropriate butt touching

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania went maskless today while shaking hands and hugging people



https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-greets-dozens-of-children-no-mask-2020-8

Despite overwhelming data supporting the use of face masks and social distancing to contain the spread of Covid-19, the White House is continuing to spurn both practices at highly-publicized events.

First lady Melania Trump and many other attendees went maskless at a Monday White House event geared towards children that celebrated the 100th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th Amendment, which afforded white American women the right to vote.

Melania spoke and shook hands with many of the maskless children and hugged some of them, according to CNN reporter Kate Bennett. In the crowd attending the event, high-profile White House and administration officials, including second lady Karen Pence, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, and White House adviser Kellyanne Conway, mingled without wearing masks.

She wore a nice dress, though. Genuinely.

Yikes no. I think my mother had that exact dress when she went and visited her brother in Hawaii in 1967 when he had R&R from Vietnam.

I am the PP - and I love that aesthetic, so that explains it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

These people are all from a hole in the earth but you can't be serious about her arms being "scary looking"- they are absolutely banging, I can't hate on her for those!

They are scary-over tanned and leathery

[Anonymous]

Be Best and slather kids in sunscreen, dammit!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

These people are all from a hole in the earth but you can't be serious about her arms being "scary looking"- they are absolutely banging, I can't hate on her for those!

They are scary-over tanned and leathery

Yes, leathery—they look like they’ve been around longer than her actual age.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

These people are all from a hole in the earth but you can't be serious about her arms being "scary looking"- they are absolutely banging, I can't hate on her for those!

They are scary-over tanned and leathery

Stringy looking, but I admire the discipline it took to get them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We could do a RNC bad fashion bingo card, but I don’t want to have to watch. What would go on it? Visible nipples, peplum, ragged hemming, patriotic cosplay, stiletos, fake eyelashes, inappropriate intern gauzy skirt, sleeveless shell on a speaker (I’ll give it a pass on somewhat not speaking), skin-tight skirt, cropped pants, what else?

Excellent list. I’d add birx scarfs and little crosses (on necklaces)—a favorite among Kayleigh and Lara trump’s entourage, but not obviously with Lara.

Stilettos need to be in the free space.
Adding: Mask matching by Ivanka, bible tote, dickeys, nonfunctional decorative buttons.

boob pockets
extraneous objects growing out of Ivanka's head (visit to Qatar or wherever it was) --other heads don't count
wide belts just under the bosom
button gaps
sleeve fascinators--I just mean general weird things done with sleeves
coat as a dress
visible underwear (when wearing transparent clothing)

Also a possibility: family feud game using sassy grandma and the other categories (I forget what the rest are)

Asymmetry
Black and white
Dresses that aren’t sexy but are just a bit too sexy for the occasion
Backyard barbecue dresses

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

These people are all from a hole in the earth but you can't be serious about her arms being "scary looking"- they are absolutely banging, I can't hate on her for those!

They are scary-over tanned and leathery

Stringy looking, but I admire the discipline it took to get them.

She’d be so pretty if she didn’t have an Elizabeth of Bathory gleam in her eye.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

These people are all from a hole in the earth but you can't be serious about her arms being "scary looking"- they are absolutely banging, I can't hate on her for those!

They are scary-over tanned and leathery

Stringy looking, but I admire the discipline it took to get them.

She’d be so pretty if she didn’t have an Elizabeth of Bathory gleam in her eye.

She has Michelle Bachmann crazy eyes

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania went maskless today while shaking hands and hugging people



https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-greets-dozens-of-children-no-mask-2020-8

Despite overwhelming data supporting the use of face masks and social distancing to contain the spread of Covid-19, the White House is continuing to spurn both practices at highly-publicized events.

First lady Melania Trump and many other attendees went maskless at a Monday White House event geared towards children that celebrated the 100th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th Amendment, which afforded white American women the right to vote.

Melania spoke and shook hands with many of the maskless children and hugged some of them, according to CNN reporter Kate Bennett. In the crowd attending the event, high-profile White House and administration officials, including second lady Karen Pence, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, and White House adviser Kellyanne Conway, mingled without wearing masks.

She wore a nice dress, though. Genuinely.

Yikes no. I think my mother had that exact dress when she went and visited her brother in Hawaii in 1967 when he had R&R from Vietnam.

I am the PP - and I love that aesthetic, so that explains it!

The girl in white, with the look she’s giving Madame BeBest, is all of us. She is our nation.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

These people are all from a hole in the earth but you can't be serious about her arms being "scary looking"- they are absolutely banging, I can't hate on her for those!

They are scary-over tanned and leathery

Stringy looking, but I admire the discipline it took to get them.

She’d be so pretty if she didn’t have an Elizabeth of Bathory gleam in her eye.

She kind of looks like Melania actually. It must be so weird to be in a room full of women who all have the same face - Melania, Noem, Kimberly Guilfoyle. It's like they're Cylons.