The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Lara speaks to Iowans:

So of course the occasion calls for 80s inspired military band jacket b/c it’s the only denim item in her closet.

Farmer cosplay?

OMG what happened to her face?!?

I actually don’t mind her face, but her hair is way too long and lank.

How can you not mind her face?

All these women turning themselves into muppets. So so creepy.

And she's just heinous as a person to boot.

At the beginning of this administration, fashions were laughably inapppropriate and/or wacky. Now that we’re seeing these people’s faces evolve, it’s strange and sad.

I wonder if her mom can recognize her. She’s morphed.

That pic of the four of them is so disturbing. Lara looks like a normal, pretty person. The men don’t look attractive, but they look fairly normal. And then there’s Mel.... fully facing the camera, with that high/ba+$hi+ crazy expression, spilling out of her dress.

Yeah. Melania toned down the va-voom factor a bit at their wedding:


It’s like a spin off on where’s Waldo called “can you spot the trophy wife?”

That picture is so weird. They both look like really pissed off vampires.

Look at poor Lara's parents. Which two of these are not like the others? It's like they parachuted normies in from Nebraska.

I thought the same. And Trump is standing face forward like the bride while everyone else stands partly sideways. Trump can’t let the bride be center of attention.

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Anonymous wrote:Lara speaks to Iowans:

So of course the occasion calls for 80s inspired military band jacket b/c it’s the only denim item in her closet.

Farmer cosplay?

OMG what happened to her face?!?

I actually don’t mind her face, but her hair is way too long and lank.

How can you not mind her face?

All these women turning themselves into muppets. So so creepy.

And she's just heinous as a person to boot.

At the beginning of this administration, fashions were laughably inapppropriate and/or wacky. Now that we’re seeing these people’s faces evolve, it’s strange and sad.

I wonder if her mom can recognize her. She’s morphed.

That pic of the four of them is so disturbing. Lara looks like a normal, pretty person. The men don’t look attractive, but they look fairly normal. And then there’s Mel.... fully facing the camera, with that high/ba+$hi+ crazy expression, spilling out of her dress.

Yeah. Melania toned down the va-voom factor a bit at their wedding:


It’s like a spin off on where’s Waldo called “can you spot the trophy wife?”

That picture is so weird. They both look like really pissed off vampires.

Look at poor Lara's parents. Which two of these are not like the others? It's like they parachuted normies in from Nebraska.

I thought the same. And Trump is standing face forward like the bride while everyone else stands partly sideways. Trump can’t let the bride be center of attention.

He’s manspreading.

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Anonymous wrote:Lara speaks to Iowans:

So of course the occasion calls for 80s inspired military band jacket b/c it’s the only denim item in her closet.

Farmer cosplay?

OMG what happened to her face?!?

I actually don’t mind her face, but her hair is way too long and lank.

How can you not mind her face?

All these women turning themselves into muppets. So so creepy.

And she's just heinous as a person to boot.

At the beginning of this administration, fashions were laughably inapppropriate and/or wacky. Now that we’re seeing these people’s faces evolve, it’s strange and sad.

I wonder if her mom can recognize her. She’s morphed.

That pic of the four of them is so disturbing. Lara looks like a normal, pretty person. The men don’t look attractive, but they look fairly normal. And then there’s Mel.... fully facing the camera, with that high/ba+$hi+ crazy expression, spilling out of her dress.

Yeah. Melania toned down the va-voom factor a bit at their wedding:


It’s like a spin off on where’s Waldo called “can you spot the trophy wife?”

That picture is so weird. They both look like really pissed off vampires.

Look at poor Lara's parents. Which two of these are not like the others? It's like they parachuted normies in from Nebraska.

I thought the same. And Trump is standing face forward like the bride while everyone else stands partly sideways. Trump can’t let the bride be center of attention.

He’s manspreading.

And look at wife #3, clutching her hubby.

[Anonymous]

love this thread.

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Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

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Anonymous wrote:We could do a RNC bad fashion bingo card, but I don’t want to have to watch. What would go on it? Visible nipples, peplum, ragged hemming, patriotic cosplay, stiletos, fake eyelashes, inappropriate intern gauzy skirt, sleeveless shell on a speaker (I’ll give it a pass on somewhat not speaking), skin-tight skirt, cropped pants, what else?

Excellent list. I’d add birx scarfs and little crosses (on necklaces)—a favorite among Kayleigh and Lara trump’s entourage, but not obviously with Lara.

Stilettos need to be in the free space.
Adding: Mask matching by Ivanka, bible tote, dickeys, nonfunctional decorative buttons.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

I don’t like her politics, but Noem’s got fantastic arms. Let’s see yours.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

I don’t like her politics, but Noem’s got fantastic arms. Let’s see yours.

Not the PP, but for all her work this arm would look better in a sleeve, no two ways about it:

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

I don’t like her politics, but Noem’s got fantastic arms. Let’s see yours.

Not the PP, but for all her work this arm would look better in a sleeve, no two ways about it:

She officially has scary arms! Props to how the spray on tan stops abruptly at palm.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

These people are all from a hole in the earth but you can't be serious about her arms being "scary looking"- they are absolutely banging, I can't hate on her for those!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

I don’t like her politics, but Noem’s got fantastic arms. Let’s see yours.

Not the PP, but for all her work this arm would look better in a sleeve, no two ways about it:

She officially has scary arms! Props to how the spray on tan stops abruptly at palm.

She has crypt keeper arms:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We could do a RNC bad fashion bingo card, but I don’t want to have to watch. What would go on it? Visible nipples, peplum, ragged hemming, patriotic cosplay, stiletos, fake eyelashes, inappropriate intern gauzy skirt, sleeveless shell on a speaker (I’ll give it a pass on somewhat not speaking), skin-tight skirt, cropped pants, what else?

Excellent list. I’d add birx scarfs and little crosses (on necklaces)—a favorite among Kayleigh and Lara trump’s entourage, but not obviously with Lara.

Stilettos need to be in the free space.
Adding: Mask matching by Ivanka, bible tote, dickeys, nonfunctional decorative buttons.

boob pockets
extraneous objects growing out of Ivanka's head (visit to Qatar or wherever it was) --other heads don't count
wide belts just under the bosom
button gaps
sleeve fascinators--I just mean general weird things done with sleeves
coat as a dress
visible underwear (when wearing transparent clothing)

Also a possibility: family feud game using sassy grandma and the other categories (I forget what the rest are)

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lara speaks to Iowans:

So of course the occasion calls for 80s inspired military band jacket b/c it’s the only denim item in her closet.

Farmer cosplay?

OMG what happened to her face?!?

I actually don’t mind her face, but her hair is way too long and lank.

How can you not mind her face?

All these women turning themselves into muppets. So so creepy.

And she's just heinous as a person to boot.

At the beginning of this administration, fashions were laughably inapppropriate and/or wacky. Now that we’re seeing these people’s faces evolve, it’s strange and sad.

I wonder if her mom can recognize her. She’s morphed.

That pic of the four of them is so disturbing. Lara looks like a normal, pretty person. The men don’t look attractive, but they look fairly normal. And then there’s Mel.... fully facing the camera, with that high/ba+$hi+ crazy expression, spilling out of her dress.

Yeah. Melania toned down the va-voom factor a bit at their wedding:


It’s like a spin off on where’s Waldo called “can you spot the trophy wife?”

That picture is so weird. They both look like really pissed off vampires.

Look at poor Lara's parents. Which two of these are not like the others? It's like they parachuted normies in from Nebraska.

I thought the same. And Trump is standing face forward like the bride while everyone else stands partly sideways. Trump can’t let the bride be center of attention.

Ivana’s dress is giving the bride’s a run for the money.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lara speaks to Iowans:

So of course the occasion calls for 80s inspired military band jacket b/c it’s the only denim item in her closet.

Farmer cosplay?

OMG what happened to her face?!?

I actually don’t mind her face, but her hair is way too long and lank.

How can you not mind her face?

All these women turning themselves into muppets. So so creepy.

And she's just heinous as a person to boot.

At the beginning of this administration, fashions were laughably inapppropriate and/or wacky. Now that we’re seeing these people’s faces evolve, it’s strange and sad.

I wonder if her mom can recognize her. She’s morphed.

That pic of the four of them is so disturbing. Lara looks like a normal, pretty person. The men don’t look attractive, but they look fairly normal. And then there’s Mel.... fully facing the camera, with that high/ba+$hi+ crazy expression, spilling out of her dress.

Yeah. Melania toned down the va-voom factor a bit at their wedding:


It’s like a spin off on where’s Waldo called “can you spot the trophy wife?”

That picture is so weird. They both look like really pissed off vampires.

Look at poor Lara's parents. Which two of these are not like the others? It's like they parachuted normies in from Nebraska.

I thought the same. And Trump is standing face forward like the bride while everyone else stands partly sideways. Trump can’t let the bride be center of attention.

Ivana’s dress is giving the bride’s a run for the money.

Starting with the groom and moving to the right, each person in that picture is progressively more weird and dysfunctional than the previous one.

[Anonymous]

I grudgingly like Ivana bc I feel like she owns her absurdity.