The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:We could do a RNC bad fashion bingo card, but I don’t want to have to watch. What would go on it? Visible nipples, peplum, ragged hemming, patriotic cosplay, stiletos, fake eyelashes, inappropriate intern gauzy skirt, sleeveless shell on a speaker (I’ll give it a pass on somewhat not speaking), skin-tight skirt, cropped pants, what else?

Excellent list. I’d add birx scarfs and little crosses (on necklaces)—a favorite among Kayleigh and Lara trump’s entourage, but not obviously with Lara.

Stilettos need to be in the free space.
Adding: Mask matching by Ivanka, bible tote, dickeys, nonfunctional decorative buttons.

boob pockets
extraneous objects growing out of Ivanka's head (visit to Qatar or wherever it was) --other heads don't count
wide belts just under the bosom
button gaps
sleeve fascinators--I just mean general weird things done with sleeves
coat as a dress
visible underwear (when wearing transparent clothing)

Also a possibility: family feud game using sassy grandma and the other categories (I forget what the rest are)

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Anonymous wrote:Melania went maskless today while shaking hands and hugging people



https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-greets-dozens-of-children-no-mask-2020-8

Despite overwhelming data supporting the use of face masks and social distancing to contain the spread of Covid-19, the White House is continuing to spurn both practices at highly-publicized events.

First lady Melania Trump and many other attendees went maskless at a Monday White House event geared towards children that celebrated the 100th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th Amendment, which afforded white American women the right to vote.

Melania spoke and shook hands with many of the maskless children and hugged some of them, according to CNN reporter Kate Bennett. In the crowd attending the event, high-profile White House and administration officials, including second lady Karen Pence, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, and White House adviser Kellyanne Conway, mingled without wearing masks.

She wore a nice dress, though. Genuinely.

Looks fine in this photo. Fun colors - we need more fun colors!
That mask in the background will be the last in GOP-land this week. If you want to be on TV this week - do not wear a mask unless you are visiting the actively sick in a hospital ward.
There is a big conservative appetite for everything to look "normal" and masks have no place on the stage.

She’s worn it before, it’s Dries Van Noten from Summer ‘19. Did someone cancel her credit card? I’d think this would call for a new dress.

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Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

These people are all from a hole in the earth but you can't be serious about her arms being "scary looking"- they are absolutely banging, I can't hate on her for those!

They are scary-over tanned and leathery

Stringy looking, but I admire the discipline it took to get them.

She’d be so pretty if she didn’t have an Elizabeth of Bathory gleam in her eye.

She has Michelle Bachmann crazy eyes

Yes, she does. Like a blue eyed snake ready to devour you.

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Anonymous wrote:We could do a RNC bad fashion bingo card, but I don’t want to have to watch. What would go on it? Visible nipples, peplum, ragged hemming, patriotic cosplay, stiletos, fake eyelashes, inappropriate intern gauzy skirt, sleeveless shell on a speaker (I’ll give it a pass on somewhat not speaking), skin-tight skirt, cropped pants, what else?

Excellent list. I’d add birx scarfs and little crosses (on necklaces)—a favorite among Kayleigh and Lara trump’s entourage, but not obviously with Lara.

Stilettos need to be in the free space.
Adding: Mask matching by Ivanka, bible tote, dickeys, nonfunctional decorative buttons.

boob pockets
extraneous objects growing out of Ivanka's head (visit to Qatar or wherever it was) --other heads don't count
wide belts just under the bosom
button gaps
sleeve fascinators--I just mean general weird things done with sleeves
coat as a dress
visible underwear (when wearing transparent clothing)

Also a possibility: family feud game using sassy grandma and the other categories (I forget what the rest are)

Asymmetry
Black and white
Dresses that aren’t sexy but are just a bit too sexy for the occasion
Backyard barbecue dresses

Surely one of those people who knows how to post pics and make a bingo card, right? Pretty please?

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Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

These people are all from a hole in the earth but you can't be serious about her arms being "scary looking"- they are absolutely banging, I can't hate on her for those!

They are scary-over tanned and leathery

Stringy looking, but I admire the discipline it took to get them.

She’d be so pretty if she didn’t have an Elizabeth of Bathory gleam in her eye.

She has Michelle Bachmann crazy eyes

Yes, she does. Like a blue eyed snake ready to devour you.

My eyes are pretty close to her color and now I’m worried I look like I’m a snake.

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Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

These people are all from a hole in the earth but you can't be serious about her arms being "scary looking"- they are absolutely banging, I can't hate on her for those!

They are scary-over tanned and leathery

Stringy looking, but I admire the discipline it took to get them.

She’d be so pretty if she didn’t have an Elizabeth of Bathory gleam in her eye.

She has Michelle Bachmann crazy eyes

Yes, she does. Like a blue eyed snake ready to devour you.

My eyes are pretty close to her color and now I’m worried I look like I’m a snake.

If you don’t have resting b*thch face, you’re fine.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melania went maskless today while shaking hands and hugging people



https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-greets-dozens-of-children-no-mask-2020-8

Despite overwhelming data supporting the use of face masks and social distancing to contain the spread of Covid-19, the White House is continuing to spurn both practices at highly-publicized events.

First lady Melania Trump and many other attendees went maskless at a Monday White House event geared towards children that celebrated the 100th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th Amendment, which afforded white American women the right to vote.

Melania spoke and shook hands with many of the maskless children and hugged some of them, according to CNN reporter Kate Bennett. In the crowd attending the event, high-profile White House and administration officials, including second lady Karen Pence, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, and White House adviser Kellyanne Conway, mingled without wearing masks.

She wore a nice dress, though. Genuinely.

She’s worn it before, it’s Dries Van Noten from Summer ‘19. Did someone cancel her credit card? I’d think this would call for a new dress.

Or maybe not, unless it's the white hem that was under a coat she wore from the same collection. https://totokaelo.com/sleeveless-floral-block-print-dress/W005891.html.

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How can you not mind her face?




I wonder if her mom can recognize her. She’s morphed.

That pic of the four of them is so disturbing. Lara looks like a normal, pretty person. The men don’t look attractive, but they look fairly normal. And then there’s Mel.... fully facing the camera, with that high/ba+$hi+ crazy expression, spilling out of her dress.

Yeah. Melania toned down the va-voom factor a bit at their wedding:


It’s like a spin off on where’s Waldo called “can you spot the trophy wife?”

That picture is so weird. They both look like really pissed off vampires.

Look at poor Lara's parents. Which two of these are not like the others? It's like they parachuted normies in from Nebraska.

I thought the same. And Trump is standing face forward like the bride while everyone else stands partly sideways. Trump can’t let the bride be center of attention.

Ivana’s dress is giving the bride’s a run for the money.

Starting with the groom and moving to the right, each person in that picture is progressively more weird and dysfunctional than the previous one.

Is Ivana wearing a white ballgown to the wedding?
What’s funny is that another other woman would look at this collection of ILs and think “What am I getting myself into?” But Lara is like “I am ALL IN and doubling down on the crazy!”

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I believe this is today:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania went maskless today while shaking hands and hugging people



https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-greets-dozens-of-children-no-mask-2020-8

Despite overwhelming data supporting the use of face masks and social distancing to contain the spread of Covid-19, the White House is continuing to spurn both practices at highly-publicized events.

First lady Melania Trump and many other attendees went maskless at a Monday White House event geared towards children that celebrated the 100th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th Amendment, which afforded white American women the right to vote.

Melania spoke and shook hands with many of the maskless children and hugged some of them, according to CNN reporter Kate Bennett. In the crowd attending the event, high-profile White House and administration officials, including second lady Karen Pence, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, and White House adviser Kellyanne Conway, mingled without wearing masks.

She wore a nice dress, though. Genuinely.

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Anonymous wrote:I believe this is today:

Ach. How did I not have floral sundress on the bingo card??? I actually really like that dress for a garden party, dinner at the beach resprt, or the work summer picnic.

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Boob pockets:

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Anonymous wrote:I believe this is today:

Kayleigh looks horrific. All muppet mouth and ears. And what is going on with her skin? Yikes.

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Stilettos

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Anonymous wrote:I believe this is today:

Kayleigh looks horrific. All muppet mouth and ears. And what is going on with her skin? Yikes.

Who thinks, I’ve got a bkg work even coming up—time for the spray tan and the lip fillers!