Why are dating apps filled with MC or LMC guys?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

The UMC guys already got married to the rest of us

+1

So true.

I bet your husband works for me. And he is a (not too) secret bottom at and after work.

Ha! Reminds me of that news story of the rich lawyer who got caught soliciting sex from a man at a DC hotel but ended up dead killed by a lesbian masquerading as a man.

Ha? You are sick. That was such a shocking case. Poor wife. Lost her husband and learned about his secret life at the same time and it was all in the papers...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And I was obtuse in assuming that everyone would understand that the pressure faced by educated Black professionals to settle in urban areas to 'give back' described by Brittney Cooper in her book 'Eloquent Rage' is significant. This would be a move into the unknown for me as I was raised in a suburb of Atlanta and only came close as a student at Howard University. I am definitely a striver from a family of strivers.

So you are more like the main female character in An American Marriage?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The UMC guys already got married to the rest of us.

Such a smug and snotty answer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Those guys just want to use you. They love their lives, their wives (many who they still screw 3-4 times per weeks) and kids. They don’t respect whores they f@ck from the Internet— and certainly not the unsuspecting victims, their wives.

The women like you and the men like with the cutoff heads tell a sad fake tale to one another to justify their depravity.

May you and the cutoff heads all burn in hell for eternity.

Sure, whatever gets you through the day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Those guys just want to use you. They love their lives, their wives (many who they still screw 3-4 times per weeks) and kids. They don’t respect whores they f@ck from the Internet— and certainly not the unsuspecting victims, their wives.

The women like you and the men like with the cutoff heads tell a sad fake tale to one another to justify their depravity.

May you and the cutoff heads all burn in hell for eternity.

Sure, their wives are all goddesses. No. As someone above said, they marry the plain, button up wifey type (who they definitely do not screw 3-4 times per week), but they still fantasize about hotter women.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The UMC guys already got married to the rest of us.

Such a smug and snotty answer.

To a stupid question. “Why can’t I meet a prince, just by logging onto an app?”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is this fixation on the United Methodist Church of which I am a member? I guess we tend to have resources but that is not the purpose of Methodism. It is flattering nonetheless to a denomination that has seen a steady erosion of membership over the last 40 years.

LOL, PP! Best comment I’ve seen in a while.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, what do you look like? Are you a catch? Or are you one of those frumpy girls who put too much time into their masters degrees? Are you a workaholic?

Also, define UMC. Does age/race/height matter?

Hi, Op here. I think I am a catch. I was raised conservatively so I waited until marriage to have sex at 29. I am cultured and well traveled. I am a good and kind sister, daughter and friend. I am passionate about my work and making the world a better place although I wish I earned more. I was a live-in nanny for a few years as I completed prestigious unpaid internships and raising those kids was some of the best and most fulfilling times I have had. My parents are what you would say are "nice" people. I know how to host dinner parties and am a wonderful cook. I also have a high sex drive and want it at least once a day. I am goal oriented and clear eyed about what I want. I am mature, thoughtful and silly and goofy.

I don't care so much about race but I want a clean cut well education man with goals and a good head on his shoulders. Someone who wants a family and has high standards for himself and those around him. Salary should be over 120k at least, if we are going to be living locally.

Reality check, OP: this resume is a catch in, like, St. Paul or Toledo or Marietta. It’s cookie cutter for DC. I say this as someone who matches your profile almost point for point. We’re NOT special, not a catch. Just one of the crowd.