The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Dress darts that could poke your eye out:


But at least she’s wearing a bra which she often doesn’t:


I understand why she doesn’t like direct sunlight:

It burns.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oooh I got another puzzle piece:


Because nothing says women empowerment like an ankle sweeping hem and 1970s chunky white belt.

She looks like Phoebe Buffay -- she needs to whip out a guitar and start singing Smelly Cat.

[Anonymous]

At least Vanessa 2 didn’t die. She can party it up on the boat party in the Hamptons in a fetching 45 hat:

Fingers crossed for herd immunity.

Feel sorry for Tif though:

It must suck partying among all the skinny chicks and knowing your dad won’t give a sh*t if you get sick.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dress darts that could poke your eye out:


But at least she’s wearing a bra which she often doesn’t:


I understand why she doesn’t like direct sunlight:

It burns.

Purple vinyl?

[Anonymous]

Oh, Tif, no just no:


Just goes to show that you can’t depend on getting photoshopped to look better.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dress darts that could poke your eye out:


But at least she’s wearing a bra which she often doesn’t:


I understand why she doesn’t like direct sunlight:

It burns.

Purple vinyl?

No, the skin of the undead.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh look—the mean girls, PLL, Stepford Wives are back on the trail:


It’s like a mashup of the American and confederate flag.

Someone give the lady in light blue some spanx, or will Regina not let her wear them because like gold hoops, they’re her thing?

Is that new Vanessa in red?

And whats with the crossed ankles? Who stands like that? A strong wind will blow them over!!!

Woman in red is token POC in Lara’s entourage.

Crossed ankles is product of advanced standing lessons.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:Skin tight white and granny pants:


Wear lined clothes or wear a slip!

I give up. I have no comments. I think this woman is just perverted.

Why is her mask not over her nose?

I never come into this thread and I started from last page. You guys are ruthlessly funny! I'm on page 150 and didn't anyone notice the painting on her right? It's ivanka sans head and limbs.

You need to read part 1.

The thing about the Colorado trip was, it was an excuse to take a vacation with Jared and the kids on the government dime.

Plus the secret meeting with Kanye to disrupt the election. I wish someone would leak those photos. What atrocity would Ivanka wear?

I've peeked at part 1, here and there. Not sure why I never stuck with it because the commentary is so funny. It was hundreds of pages and felt cumbersome. I've never stepped foot in Costco and rarely big box stores. So it's clearly my issue. Took screen shots to text to my best friend. She's begging for more, so sent her link. Definitely our sense of humor!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Skin tight white and granny pants:


Wear lined clothes or wear a slip!

I give up. I have no comments. I think this woman is just perverted.

Why is her mask not over her nose?

I never come into this thread and I started from last page. You guys are ruthlessly funny! I'm on page 150 and didn't anyone notice the painting on her right? It's ivanka sans head and limbs.

You need to read part 1.

The thing about the Colorado trip was, it was an excuse to take a vacation with Jared and the kids on the government dime.

Plus the secret meeting with Kanye to disrupt the election. I wish someone would leak those photos. What atrocity would Ivanka wear?

I've peeked at part 1, here and there. Not sure why I never stuck with it because the commentary is so funny. It was hundreds of pages and felt cumbersome. I've never stepped foot in Costco and rarely big box stores. So it's clearly my issue. Took screen shots to text to my best friend. She's begging for more, so sent her link. Definitely our sense of humor!

I came for the fashion. I stay for the snark.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh look—the mean girls, PLL, Stepford Wives are back on the trail:


It’s like a mashup of the American and confederate flag.

Someone give the lady in light blue some spanx, or will Regina not let her wear them because like gold hoops, they’re her thing?

Is that new Vanessa in red?

And whats with the crossed ankles? Who stands like that? A strong wind will blow them over!!!

Woman in red is token POC in Lara’s entourage.

Crossed ankles is product of advanced standing lessons.

That looks like Katrine Pierson, spokesperson for the 2016 Trump campaign and owner of the famous bullet necklace.

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXcQS75VAAAkZxw?format=jpg&name=900x900[img]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh look—the mean girls, PLL, Stepford Wives are back on the trail:


It’s like a mashup of the American and confederate flag.

Someone give the lady in light blue some spanx, or will Regina not let her wear them because like gold hoops, they’re her thing?

Is that new Vanessa in red?

And whats with the crossed ankles? Who stands like that? A strong wind will blow them over!!!

Woman in red is token POC in Lara’s entourage.

Crossed ankles is product of advanced standing lessons.

That looks like Katrine Pierson, spokesperson for the 2016 Trump campaign and owner of the famous bullet necklace.

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXcQS75VAAAkZxw?format=jpg&name=900x900[img]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh look—the mean girls, PLL, Stepford Wives are back on the trail:


It’s like a mashup of the American and confederate flag.

Someone give the lady in light blue some spanx, or will Regina not let her wear them because like gold hoops, they’re her thing?

Is that new Vanessa in red?

And whats with the crossed ankles? Who stands like that? A strong wind will blow them over!!!

Woman in red is token POC in Lara’s entourage.

Crossed ankles is product of advanced standing lessons.

That looks like Katrine Pierson, spokesperson for the 2016 Trump campaign and owner of the famous bullet necklace.

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXcQS75VAAAkZxw?format=jpg&name=900x900[img]

Yes, it’s she. The other one is Mercedes Schlapp who praised the racist wielding a chainsaw yelling the n word during George Floyd protests.

These 3 on a bus! Crazy!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh look—the mean girls, PLL, Stepford Wives are back on the trail:


It’s like a mashup of the American and confederate flag.

Someone give the lady in light blue some spanx, or will Regina not let her wear them because like gold hoops, they’re her thing?

Is that new Vanessa in red?

And whats with the crossed ankles? Who stands like that? A strong wind will blow them over!!!

Woman in red is token POC in Lara’s entourage.

Crossed ankles is product of advanced standing lessons.

That looks like Katrine Pierson, spokesperson for the 2016 Trump campaign and owner of the famous bullet necklace.

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXcQS75VAAAkZxw?format=jpg&name=900x900[img]

Yes, it’s she. The other one is Mercedes Schlapp who praised the racist wielding a chainsaw yelling the n word during George Floyd protests.

These 3 on a bus! Crazy!

Oh, right, that is Mercedes Schlapp... for someone who is doing so many media appearances she doesn’t seem to have gotten the memo about making sure your dress doesn’t call attention to your body in an unflattering way especially by clingyness. Should know better especially if she’s going to be appearing next to someone as show-offy as Lara Trump. The people around them, to their credit, are wearing masks, so why not these three?? Jeez.

[Anonymous]

No idea. Pics of them in Lancaster show them indoors with masks then without in the same spot. Makes zero sense.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Skin tight white and granny pants:


Wear lined clothes or wear a slip!

I give up. I have no comments. I think this woman is just perverted.

Why is her mask not over her nose?

I never come into this thread and I started from last page. You guys are ruthlessly funny! I'm on page 150 and didn't anyone notice the painting on her right? It's ivanka sans head and limbs.

You need to read part 1.

The thing about the Colorado trip was, it was an excuse to take a vacation with Jared and the kids on the government dime.

Plus the secret meeting with Kanye to disrupt the election. I wish someone would leak those photos. What atrocity would Ivanka wear?

I've peeked at part 1, here and there. Not sure why I never stuck with it because the commentary is so funny. It was hundreds of pages and felt cumbersome. I've never stepped foot in Costco and rarely big box stores. So it's clearly my issue. Took screen shots to text to my best friend. She's begging for more, so sent her link. Definitely our sense of humor!

Oh, you definitely need to read part 1. A lot of the themes develop over the years. It's really a complicated story, in which one of our anti-heroes gradually falls apart, sartorially, both literally and figuratively, in front of our eyes.
Like Disney says "It all started with a mouse." Here at the Trump women fashion thread, I think we can say "It all started with a pink vulva sleeve dress."