The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oooh I got another puzzle piece:


Because nothing says women empowerment like an ankle sweeping hem and 1970s chunky white belt.

Awful! When was this?

Two days ago.

[Anonymous]

Its not quite ankle length.

[Anonymous]

I think the black sundress/white belt/presumably stiletto collection is inappropriate intern/sassy grandma/Russian stripper, in that order.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think the black sundress/white belt/presumably stiletto collection is inappropriate intern/sassy grandma/Russian stripper, in that order.

It’s definitely inappropriate intern. It’s as though the recent college grad couldn’t figure out how to dress for work or didn’t have the money but managed to dig these items out of her closet.

[Anonymous]

That dress is Kristen Wiig’s “just kidding” character: “I’m in mourning, just kidding! I’m at a barbecue, just kidding! I’m at junior prom with my cousin Bo Ricky! Just kidding I’m pretending to be professional just kidding! I don’t have to be professional, just kidding! I’m not kidding about that last one, actually...”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That dress is Kristen Wiig’s “just kidding” character: “I’m in mourning, just kidding! I’m at a barbecue, just kidding! I’m at junior prom with my cousin Bo Ricky! Just kidding I’m pretending to be professional just kidding! I don’t have to be professional, just kidding! I’m not kidding about that last one, actually...”

Excellent analysis.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That dress is Kristen Wiig’s “just kidding” character: “I’m in mourning, just kidding! I’m at a barbecue, just kidding! I’m at junior prom with my cousin Bo Ricky! Just kidding I’m pretending to be professional just kidding! I don’t have to be professional, just kidding! I’m not kidding about that last one, actually...”

Excellent analysis.

Thank you.

I left off the analysis of her hideous injectables work. I’ll leave that to someone with more injectable experience.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oooh I got another puzzle piece:


Because nothing says women empowerment like an ankle sweeping hem and 1970s chunky white belt.

Awful! When was this?

Two days ago.

It looks like her head is detachable.

[Anonymous]

Come on, gang. SOMEONE must know who her stylist is. She is not just waltzing into Neiman or Saks and browsing the racks.

It takes work to come up with her cosplay getups.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Come on, gang. SOMEONE must know who her stylist is. She is not just waltzing into Neiman or Saks and browsing the racks.

It takes work to come up with her cosplay getups.

What do you think she’s doing at her “government job”? She’s online shopping.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Skin tight white and granny pants:


Wear lined clothes or wear a slip!

I give up. I have no comments. I think this woman is just perverted.

Why is her mask not over her nose?

I never come into this thread and I started from last page. You guys are ruthlessly funny! I'm on page 150 and didn't anyone notice the painting on her right? It's ivanka sans head and limbs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Skin tight white and granny pants:


Wear lined clothes or wear a slip!

I give up. I have no comments. I think this woman is just perverted.

Why is her mask not over her nose?

I never come into this thread and I started from last page. You guys are ruthlessly funny! I'm on page 150 and didn't anyone notice the painting on her right? It's ivanka sans head and limbs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Skin tight white and granny pants:


Wear lined clothes or wear a slip!

I give up. I have no comments. I think this woman is just perverted.

Why is her mask not over her nose?

I never come into this thread and I started from last page. You guys are ruthlessly funny! I'm on page 150 and didn't anyone notice the painting on her right? It's ivanka sans head and limbs.

You need to read part 1.

The thing about the Colorado trip was, it was an excuse to take a vacation with Jared and the kids on the government dime.

Plus the secret meeting with Kanye to disrupt the election. I wish someone would leak those photos. What atrocity would Ivanka wear?

[Anonymous]

Oh look—the mean girls, PLL, Stepford Wives are back on the trail:


It’s like a mashup of the American and confederate flag.

Someone give the lady in light blue some spanx, or will Regina not let her wear them because like gold hoops, they’re her thing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh look—the mean girls, PLL, Stepford Wives are back on the trail:


It’s like a mashup of the American and confederate flag.

Someone give the lady in light blue some spanx, or will Regina not let her wear them because like gold hoops, they’re her thing?

Is that new Vanessa in red?

And whats with the crossed ankles? Who stands like that? A strong wind will blow them over!!!