The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Come on, gang. SOMEONE must know who her stylist is. She is not just waltzing into Neiman or Saks and browsing the racks.

It takes work to come up with her cosplay getups.

Daily Mail once said it was this guy, and I choose to believe it:

They didn’t give a name

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Come on, gang. SOMEONE must know who her stylist is. She is not just waltzing into Neiman or Saks and browsing the racks.

It takes work to come up with her cosplay getups.

Daily Mail once said it was this guy, and I choose to believe it:

They didn’t give a name

He looks like he'd be David Rose's nemesis

But I feel like if David Rose were styling Nepotism Barbie she'd look a million, zillion times better - even if they only shopped at the Blouse Barn

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Come on, gang. SOMEONE must know who her stylist is. She is not just waltzing into Neiman or Saks and browsing the racks.

It takes work to come up with her cosplay getups.

Daily Mail once said it was this guy, and I choose to believe it:

They didn’t give a name

Omg dying

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Come on, gang. SOMEONE must know who her stylist is. She is not just waltzing into Neiman or Saks and browsing the racks.

It takes work to come up with her cosplay getups.

Daily Mail once said it was this guy, and I choose to believe it:

They didn’t give a name

Omg dying

This would explain so much.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Come on, gang. SOMEONE must know who her stylist is. She is not just waltzing into Neiman or Saks and browsing the racks.

It takes work to come up with her cosplay getups.

Daily Mail once said it was this guy, and I choose to believe it:

They didn’t give a name

Ah, that look when you’re aiming for Aspen boho meets New York iconoclast and you just look homeless.

Yep. That fits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:[...]But at least she’s wearing a bra which she often doesn’t:

[...]

My eyes! My eyes!

If you met a woman so very clearly not wearing a brassiere but in dire need of one, especially one who was pretending to be a campaign surrogate and professional woman, you would rightly think there was something a bit off kilter about her.

Gawd I hope they never campaign in a strong wind. You know she’s not wearing underwear.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:[...]But at least she’s wearing a bra which she often doesn’t:

[...]

My eyes! My eyes!

If you met a woman so very clearly not wearing a brassiere but in dire need of one, especially one who was pretending to be a campaign surrogate and professional woman, you would rightly think there was something a bit off kilter about her.

Gawd I hope they never campaign in a strong wind. You know she’s not wearing underwear.

Ha! Or sitting across from her when wearing a short dress. Found this from 2 years ago. (Ivanka is sporting “lady justice” inspired outfit and carrying her favorite security blanket, the white tote—perfect for carrying bibles.)

[Anonymous]

David Rose’s nemesis! I am dying

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:[...]But at least she’s wearing a bra which she often doesn’t:

[...]

My eyes! My eyes!

If you met a woman so very clearly not wearing a brassiere but in dire need of one, especially one who was pretending to be a campaign surrogate and professional woman, you would rightly think there was something a bit off kilter about her.

Gawd I hope they never campaign in a strong wind. You know she’s not wearing underwear.

Just looked her up and she’s apparently only 37 I just can’t believe it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:[...]But at least she’s wearing a bra which she often doesn’t:

[...]

My eyes! My eyes!

If you met a woman so very clearly not wearing a brassiere but in dire need of one, especially one who was pretending to be a campaign surrogate and professional woman, you would rightly think there was something a bit off kilter about her.

Gawd I hope they never campaign in a strong wind. You know she’s not wearing underwear.

Just looked her up and she’s apparently only 37 I just can’t believe it.

She looks like a scary marionette.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:[...]But at least she’s wearing a bra which she often doesn’t:

[...]

My eyes! My eyes!

If you met a woman so very clearly not wearing a brassiere but in dire need of one, especially one who was pretending to be a campaign surrogate and professional woman, you would rightly think there was something a bit off kilter about her.

Gawd I hope they never campaign in a strong wind. You know she’s not wearing underwear.

Just looked her up and she’s apparently only 37 I just can’t believe it.

She is? Yes, 47 sounds a lot more likely.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dress darts that could poke your eye out:


I thought this was Kellyanne Conway at first glance.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dress darts that could poke your eye out:


I thought this was Kellyanne Conway at first glance.

Yes! I thought the same!
And, love you pp🤣 "lady justice inspired outfit, carrying her favorite security blanket, the white tote—perfect for carrying bibles"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dress darts that could poke your eye out:


I thought this was Kellyanne Conway at first glance.

Yes! I thought the same!
And, love you pp🤣 "lady justice inspired outfit, carrying her favorite security blanket, the white tote—perfect for carrying bibles"

Purple vinyl on the left?

[Anonymous]

Kellyanne and Lara started a band...




It’s called “Gristle and Bone.”