The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe I’ve worked on jigsaw puzzles too long, but I feel like the trend of the trump women wearing white with odd black stripes will spell out something or create a picture once we’ve collected all the pieces:

Melania at reopening of schools press conference:


Ivanka at try something new conference:

HAHAHA!!! OMG. I cannot stop laughing at this. I think I found my new pandemic hobby: collecting all the puzzle pieces. hopefully it's just one of those baby 200 piece puzzles (i.e. nothing more to see there after 11/3)

Wouldn’t it be great if this were the picture?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe I’ve worked on jigsaw puzzles too long, but I feel like the trend of the trump women wearing white with odd black stripes will spell out something or create a picture once we’ve collected all the pieces:

Melania at reopening of schools press conference:


Ivanka at try something new conference:

HAHAHA!!! OMG. I cannot stop laughing at this. I think I found my new pandemic hobby: collecting all the puzzle pieces. hopefully it's just one of those baby 200 piece puzzles (i.e. nothing more to see there after 11/3)

Wouldn’t it be great if this were the picture?

HAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

This popped up on discovermagazine.com when I googled "weight of DD bosom"

between 15 and 23 pounds
For many women, this has been a burdensome trend. A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds — the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys. The larger the breasts, the more they move and the greater the discomfort. In one study, 56 percent of women suffered from breast pain when jogging.Nov 21, 2005

So, what do we think their turkeys weigh?

Wow! I wear an I-cup and my breasts have not budged in size my despite losing 30 lbs. I would hit my goal weight if I went down to a D cup!

[Anonymous]

Oooh I got another puzzle piece:


Because nothing says women empowerment like an ankle sweeping hem and 1970s chunky white belt.

[Anonymous]

Quick poll: who wore it better?
Ivanka

Or 70s male models wearing disco belts?

[Anonymous]

Wow, that belt is not a good pick with that dress. Very unflattering.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Quick poll: who wore it better?
Ivanka

Or 70s male models wearing disco belts?

Wow. Way too much skin for a professional setting.

[Anonymous]

And why do I get the feeling that there are white high heels - perhaps strappy sandals - behind the podium too?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And why do I get the feeling that there are white high heels - perhaps strappy sandals - behind the podium too?

I get the same feeling. Because that would just pull the whole outfit together.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow, that belt is not a good pick with that dress. Very unflattering.

Why is Vanky wearing a sundress at the podium?

And those arms are not something we should have to look at.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The pic of Melania making her way to the reopening schools conference (and why was she there?) deserves a great caption. Like “the prisoner was escorted...”

She is going to an opening schools conference when her son’s school is not opening? Okay then.

She is right that she does not care.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She has pretty hair and there are so many ways she could style it. Why is it always like that?

My guess is she has a high forehead and is trying to hide it. I think she also has clip-ins or some other kinds of hair enhancements.

She does and can look like she is balding otherwise.

A high forehead is better than a low forehead.

Nope, high foreheads are v aging.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She has pretty hair and there are so many ways she could style it. Why is it always like that?

My guess is she has a high forehead and is trying to hide it. I think she also has clip-ins or some other kinds of hair enhancements.

She does and can look like she is balding otherwise.

A high forehead is better than a low forehead.

Nope, high foreheads are v aging.

"Normal" is the best. Not a 5 head and not a Teresa:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oooh I got another puzzle piece:


Because nothing says women empowerment like an ankle sweeping hem and 1970s chunky white belt.

Awful! When was this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oooh I got another puzzle piece:


Because nothing says women empowerment like an ankle sweeping hem and 1970s chunky white belt.

She looks 50 here.