Met Gala fashion, anyone?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just why did the K sisters both do this with their chest?!

Kylie's face is melting into a(nother) different person

Are they styled as paintings where the model was part nude hence those weird bodysuits?

What was Kim?

These looks are so ugly and unflattering.

I wish I could effectively use AI to just remove all Kardashian/Jenners from my timeline.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

This is gorgeous. I feel like a want a different lipstick though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Boring makeup boring hair boring dress.

I like this dress, the color and jewel strap especially. It's plain and chic. I think this is one of her best looks. The problem is that her figure is so cartoonish. She is not built like a model/mannequin! She doesn't have a lot of options with breasts that large. She is a real life Jessica Rabbit.

Trying to channel the John Singer Sargent portrait was a bad idea. She's not built *at all* like a Sargent model or the ideal of the time, so the dress looks cartoonish rather than elegant. Also, the hair is wrong for the look and so boring.

I don't like her, but let's be real - women shaped like her are never considered elegant. And that's not a slam on her, but a slam on a standard that she is not built for.

Valid point - except for her in particular that is the shape she rebuilt herself into.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Boring makeup boring hair boring dress.

I like this dress, the color and jewel strap especially. It's plain and chic. I think this is one of her best looks. The problem is that her figure is so cartoonish. She is not built like a model/mannequin! She doesn't have a lot of options with breasts that large. She is a real life Jessica Rabbit.

Trying to channel the John Singer Sargent portrait was a bad idea. She's not built *at all* like a Sargent model or the ideal of the time, so the dress looks cartoonish rather than elegant. Also, the hair is wrong for the look and so boring.

I don't like her, but let's be real - women shaped like her are never considered elegant. And that's not a slam on her, but a slam on a standard that she is not built for.

Valid point - except for her in particular that is the shape she rebuilt herself into.

Somewhat true. She can't help her broader build (compared to the waif ideal), and then decided she was going to give herself a huge bosom to distract from all that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Janelle Monae, also got the assignment!

This one isn’t working for me. I like the bottom but why are there two different things on the boobs. The top part definitely looks like it is wearing her, not vice versa. Lots of better looks tonight.

I think that's kind of the point. Demonstrating how the natural world eventually conquers all.

Also, there was this series on Amazon of sci-fi short stories called Electric Dreams. This outfit reminds me of her character in that as well as the theme of the story:

An AI programmed factory continues manufacturing and delivering useless products to the last humans alive after an almost mass extinction event. Monae plays the AI.

[Anonymous]

These celebs are sick. This is obviously intended to be sacrilegious. Notice they only ever mock Christianity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Very Blake

I don't like Blake, but she looks great. She also dropped a few pounds.

She looks good but I did not like that she did the same boring "I'm a sunny happy shiny princess!" thing. She could have gone for a pre-raphaelite look because it would suit her physically so well with her hair and height and be so romantic and still have drapery and color but also more drama.

And Kardashian rather than the same old unwalkable stiff minimalist outfit, I'd have loved to see in a Roy Lichtenstein inspired dress with mini dots and blue cartoon hair and red lips. She always picks the most serious looks and never something fun.

This suits Blake.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:These celebs are sick. This is obviously intended to be sacrilegious. Notice they only ever mock Christianity.

LOL Kash Patel eyes

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:These celebs are sick. This is obviously intended to be sacrilegious. Notice they only ever mock Christianity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:These celebs are sick. This is obviously intended to be sacrilegious. Notice they only ever mock Christianity.

This is true. The statue is really beautiful and ethereal. Heidi Klum just looks like a freaky version of the person who dresses up like the Statue of Liberty in NYC. Really gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love this interpretation so pretty.

That looked more hot pink/almost magenta on my tv last night, but here the color matching is much better. I like it!

I love this.

The dress is fine, but the pink blush makes her look as if she has a skin condition. It could have been applied so much better! Missed opportunity.

DP. I think she's trying to mimic the effect from the painting with her makeup, but I could be wrong.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Boring makeup boring hair boring dress.

I like this dress, the color and jewel strap especially. It's plain and chic. I think this is one of her best looks. The problem is that her figure is so cartoonish. She is not built like a model/mannequin! She doesn't have a lot of options with breasts that large. She is a real life Jessica Rabbit.

Trying to channel the John Singer Sargent portrait was a bad idea. She's not built *at all* like a Sargent model or the ideal of the time, so the dress looks cartoonish rather than elegant. Also, the hair is wrong for the look and so boring.

I don't like her, but let's be real - women shaped like her are never considered elegant. And that's not a slam on her, but a slam on a standard that she is not built for.

Valid point - except for her in particular that is the shape she rebuilt herself into.

+1, it was a choice. You are not under any obligation to give yourself a pair of giant flotation devices for boobs. But if you do and then are spilling out of every single [too tight] dress you pour yourself into, you can't then claim that it's just that society has imposed an impossible standard on you.

Venus Williams and Naomi Osaka both managed to look elegant and classy even though they aren't built like models. In fact their bodies are likely not totally dissimilar than what Sanchez would look like without the implants -- athletic build, wide hips, smaller on top.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Very Blake

I don't like Blake, but she looks great. She also dropped a few pounds.

She looks good but I did not like that she did the same boring "I'm a sunny happy shiny princess!" thing. She could have gone for a pre-raphaelite look because it would suit her physically so well with her hair and height and be so romantic and still have drapery and color but also more drama.

And Kardashian rather than the same old unwalkable stiff minimalist outfit, I'd have loved to see in a Roy Lichtenstein inspired dress with mini dots and blue cartoon hair and red lips. She always picks the most serious looks and never something fun.

This suits Blake.

Yes, it's no wonder she wears so much Versace, their designs always look so right on her. And it's not just the construction (which does suit her body type) but also the colors always go so well with hers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:These celebs are sick. This is obviously intended to be sacrilegious. Notice they only ever mock Christianity.

That seems like an incorrect ragebait attribution. A better guess was posted above. That looks like a Roman matron. Not Mary.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Heidi Klum, always a fan of extreme costuming:

wow, she has gained weight.

It's prosthetics, inspired by Corradini

Bodies today so not look like bodies even 100 years ago. Props to Heidi for being culturally aware of that

This is the more believable attribution.