Met Gala fashion, anyone?

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Boring makeup boring hair boring dress.

It's the point. In recent weeks, she's had a series of high profile hit pieces criticizing her enjoyment of ill-gotten riches, and her penchant for cosmetic enhancements and sartorial get ups. This is her answer: I can be boring too. Except that the bosom will out and she couldn't resist the mermaid look.

I get what you're saying, but to me the antidote to those stories is to show up looking elegant and discreet. This look doesn't move her reputation forward at all.

Ha. This IS her version of elegant and discreet, PP. She is at heart a vulgar person, and her body is a little wide for the usual "slim elegance" looks. If she were to cover that bosom with a flowy top, she'd look fat. She's also very warm and kind-hearted in real life, BTW, so I don't want to be too mean. I don't mean vulgar in a moral sense, but in a visual sense. She just doesn't understand subtlety and restraint.

It's the Met Gala. It hasn't been about subtlety for years.

I'm a Lauren Bezos apologist. I really don't care that she has huge honkers and bad filler and likes being tacky. I'm with you, she seems warm and kind-hearted. I'm so over boring upper middle class people talking about "money screams, wealth whispers" and taking all of the fun out of socialites and celebrity gossip

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Boring makeup boring hair boring dress.

It's the point. In recent weeks, she's had a series of high profile hit pieces criticizing her enjoyment of ill-gotten riches, and her penchant for cosmetic enhancements and sartorial get ups. This is her answer: I can be boring too. Except that the bosom will out and she couldn't resist the mermaid look.

I get what you're saying, but to me the antidote to those stories is to show up looking elegant and discreet. This look doesn't move her reputation forward at all.

Ha. This IS her version of elegant and discreet, PP. She is at heart a vulgar person, and her body is a little wide for the usual "slim elegance" looks. If she were to cover that bosom with a flowy top, she'd look fat. She's also very warm and kind-hearted in real life, BTW, so I don't want to be too mean. I don't mean vulgar in a moral sense, but in a visual sense. She just doesn't understand subtlety and restraint.

Me again. She has such a ready smile usually. I think the news really got to her, and she's feeling the pressure of being a sponsor. The Vogue photographer is usually so good at capturing the best of every attendee - either they wanted her to look bad, or she's so stressed out she can't relax or smile on the red carpet.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Boring makeup boring hair boring dress.

It's the point. In recent weeks, she's had a series of high profile hit pieces criticizing her enjoyment of ill-gotten riches, and her penchant for cosmetic enhancements and sartorial get ups. This is her answer: I can be boring too. Except that the bosom will out and she couldn't resist the mermaid look.

I get what you're saying, but to me the antidote to those stories is to show up looking elegant and discreet. This look doesn't move her reputation forward at all.

Honestly the biggest problem is it's poorly fitted. You'd think with her wealth she could get proper tailoring. Hem's off, it's pulling on the hips and the bust looks uncomfortable. Having it properly fitted would improve the look.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Boring makeup boring hair boring dress.

It's the point. In recent weeks, she's had a series of high profile hit pieces criticizing her enjoyment of ill-gotten riches, and her penchant for cosmetic enhancements and sartorial get ups. This is her answer: I can be boring too. Except that the bosom will out and she couldn't resist the mermaid look.

I get what you're saying, but to me the antidote to those stories is to show up looking elegant and discreet. This look doesn't move her reputation forward at all.

Ha. This IS her version of elegant and discreet, PP. She is at heart a vulgar person, and her body is a little wide for the usual "slim elegance" looks. If she were to cover that bosom with a flowy top, she'd look fat. She's also very warm and kind-hearted in real life, BTW, so I don't want to be too mean. I don't mean vulgar in a moral sense, but in a visual sense. She just doesn't understand subtlety and restraint.

It's the Met Gala. It hasn't been about subtlety for years.

I'm a Lauren Bezos apologist. I really don't care that she has huge honkers and bad filler and likes being tacky. I'm with you, she seems warm and kind-hearted. I'm so over boring upper middle class people talking about "money screams, wealth whispers" and taking all of the fun out of socialites and celebrity gossip

PP you replied to. I am Japanese and was very offended at her vulgar get-up for the 2024 State dinner with the Japanese prime minister at the White House. The Japanese are all about subtlety, and that was basically a diplomatic slap in the face. She failed to understand the assignment. I agree that she can wear whatever she wants for the Met Gala, hence why it's so interesting that she chose to wear a really subdued-for-her outfit, which clearly speaks to her state of mind.

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Interesting prop:

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Boring makeup boring hair boring dress.

And if she did something over the top, people would be b itching about how she's gaudy, nouveau riche, etc.

Don't get me wrong, it's still gaudy with the neckline, but a very boring look overall. I get people shouldn't hate on her for no reason, but this is the Met gala and presumably she lobbied to be the main sponsor. Her look is disappointing.

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Soft draping looks good:

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Jon Batiste never disappoints:

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Any video of this one tripping on her shoes?

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I like the braid:

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She always looks like a villain

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Murdoch women celebrating their media chokehold on conservative voters:

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Is that wooden or leather corset?

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These guys should get together:

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Love the wings: