The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Burgandy washcloth on the prowl.

Grandma's robe.

Karate class

It must be business pajama day often in the White House. This is what Melania wore at the end of July with her message on ADA:


In contrast, this is what she wore for national day of prayer:


Scary spice meets preachy spice.

The dark outfit is especially PJ looking.

It really is. It looks like a robe worn by a sensible woman in 1965. They would be kind of awesome in that way, but not here.

The white suit features cropped pants/capris.

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I think it’s safe to assume that the outfit with the white jammies includes stilettos. 😊

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Anonymous wrote:I think it’s safe to assume that the outfit with the white jammies includes stilettos. 😊

And on the back it reads: U Can All Just Go To H8ll!

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Anonymous wrote:I think it’s safe to assume that the outfit with the white jammies includes stilettos. 😊

And on the back it reads: U Can All Just Go To H8ll!

Hilarious! Post of the day.

[Anonymous]

Maybe I’ve worked on jigsaw puzzles too long, but I feel like the trend of the trump women wearing white with odd black stripes will spell out something or create a picture once we’ve collected all the pieces:

Melania at reopening of schools press conference:


Ivanka at try something new conference:

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They both look like they are carrying a heavy burden on their chests.

Come to think, what do you think those bosoms weigh?

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This popped up on discovermagazine.com when I googled "weight of DD bosom"

between 15 and 23 pounds
For many women, this has been a burdensome trend. A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds — the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys. The larger the breasts, the more they move and the greater the discomfort. In one study, 56 percent of women suffered from breast pain when jogging.Nov 21, 2005

So, what do we think their turkeys weigh?

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I propose new term for kidneys is turkeys

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe I’ve worked on jigsaw puzzles too long, but I feel like the trend of the trump women wearing white with odd black stripes will spell out something or create a picture once we’ve collected all the pieces:

Melania at reopening of schools press conference:


Ivanka at try something new conference:

I feel like Melania's dress should read "I'm wish stupid" with that boob arrow pointing in the other direction

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Anonymous wrote:I propose new term for kidneys is turkeys

Love this idea.

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Anonymous wrote:I propose new term for kidneys is turkeys

Love this idea.

me too!! it goes with Trump's wattles.

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The pic of Melania making her way to the reopening schools conference (and why was she there?) deserves a great caption. Like “the prisoner was escorted...”

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Anonymous wrote:I propose new term for kidneys is turkeys

Love this idea.

me too!! it goes with Trump's wattles.

As long as we can still use mumsy udders now and then!

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Anonymous wrote:She has pretty hair and there are so many ways she could style it. Why is it always like that?

My guess is she has a high forehead and is trying to hide it. I think she also has clip-ins or some other kinds of hair enhancements.

She does and can look like she is balding otherwise.

A high forehead is better than a low forehead.

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe I’ve worked on jigsaw puzzles too long, but I feel like the trend of the trump women wearing white with odd black stripes will spell out something or create a picture once we’ve collected all the pieces:

Melania at reopening of schools press conference:


Ivanka at try something new conference:

HAHAHA!!! OMG. I cannot stop laughing at this. I think I found my new pandemic hobby: collecting all the puzzle pieces. hopefully it's just one of those baby 200 piece puzzles (i.e. nothing more to see there after 11/3)