Misdelivered ham

[Anonymous]

This thread is a job, starting with the 30 rock gif at the beginning.

Did you have champagne to celebrate the free Ham?

https://youtu.be/BDKgo3jFwFE

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Please test your neighbor by ordering a ham sent to your name, but his address. DCUM needs to know if he has been worthy of your kindness all these years. This is the only way to find out whether you should have been enjoying misdelivered ham all along.

That is a genius idea.

Totally agree. OP, please do this next year!!

This needs to happen for the continuation of Misdelivered Ham Chronicles and the following cult of Hammedherents.

Also,please set up a lifelike crèche in your yard, but in the manger, place a ham. Or ostentatiously have it empty with a sign saying, awaiting the ham!

[Anonymous]

Eat the ham guilt free! You’ve done two years of their leg work, f* em!

[Anonymous]

I can't believe this post is from a year ago! I remember reading it then. how time flies!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Please test your neighbor by ordering a ham sent to your name, but his address. DCUM needs to know if he has been worthy of your kindness all these years. This is the only way to find out whether you should have been enjoying misdelivered ham all along.

That is a genius idea.

Totally agree. OP, please do this next year!!

This needs to happen for the continuation of Misdelivered Ham Chronicles and the following cult of Hammedherents.

Also,please set up a lifelike crèche in your yard, but in the manger, place a ham. Or ostentatiously have it empty with a sign saying, awaiting the ham!

“HAM GOES HERE ⬇️ “

[Anonymous]

17 pages of comments about a misdelivered ham?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:17 pages of comments about a misdelivered ham?

Back to work Ebeneezer.

[Anonymous]

Did you get a ham this year OP? Inquiring minds want to know!

[Anonymous]

I'm still in need and will gladly accept any misdelivered hams. I haven't even one Christmas ham. It's unfair for anyone to have two, especially if you are overweight. There are too many obese Americans who need to scale back on their food intake and redistribute their food to the hungry average and underweight Americans.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Please test your neighbor by ordering a ham sent to your name, but his address. DCUM needs to know if he has been worthy of your kindness all these years. This is the only way to find out whether you should have been enjoying misdelivered ham all along.

That is a genius idea.

Totally agree. OP, please do this next year!!

This needs to happen for the continuation of Misdelivered Ham Chronicles and the following cult of Hammedherents.

Also,please set up a lifelike crèche in your yard, but in the manger, place a ham. Or ostentatiously have it empty with a sign saying, awaiting the ham!

“HAM GOES HERE ⬇️ “

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:17 pages of comments about a misdelivered ham?

Last year was the 2nd year of misdelivered ham. If it happens again, this will be the 3rd year. OP, WE NEED TO KNOW!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:17 pages of comments about a misdelivered ham?

Last year was the 2nd year of misdelivered ham. If it happens again, this will be the 3rd year. OP, WE NEED TO KNOW!

Last year was the third! We are waiting on the edge of our seats to find out if there's a 4th ham!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm still in need and will gladly accept any misdelivered hams. I haven't even one Christmas ham. It's unfair for anyone to have two, especially if you are overweight. There are too many obese Americans who need to scale back on their food intake and redistribute their food to the hungry average and underweight Americans.

fat people get hungry too...and a ham is full of protein so if they eat that they're less likely to indulge in crap food later.

[Anonymous]

OP, all of DCUM is holding hams in the hope that you will come back and update us! Don't let us spiral

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, all of DCUM is holding hams in the hope that you will come back and update us! Don't let us spiral

Radiant, as Charlotte would say.