DC Urban Moms Farce
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Anonymous
Well, if you work at Beauvoir, there may be another reason this site is being kept from you. |
Anonymous
| I hate my hair - please recommend your hairstylist. |
Anonymous
Sorry - posted in the wrong forum. PLEASE don't flame me!!!!!! |
Anonymous
I am to assume that you only made it to the third grade, as you have no reading comprehension skills. Get it together, will you? |
Anonymous
Made it to 3rd grade at Beauvoir. It's like dog years. So, I'm actually basically a PHD. So there. |
Anonymous
| I smoke pot but wear expensive shoes. I swing but attended cotillion. We have one DC at GDS but our second is at Beauvoir. Should I live in Takoma Park or Bethesda? Recommend your neighborhood!!! TIA! |
Anonymous
| An ABC producer here. We are thinking of starting a new reality TV show. Do you all think DC is too boring a town for a prime time show? There's already CNN, C-SPAN and MSNBC but are there enough personal conflicts, anxieties, and paranoia to get this to work? I was told to do some research using this site. Anyone willing to spend a few hours on Sunday morning to participate in a focus group to discuss the hottest topics around town? |
Anonymous
OMG. You were serious! Sorry. Hope we didn't scare you away. Please come back. We don't bite. Unless you want us to. |
Anonymous
Maybe you would have a show, if there were trailer parks in DC. Perhaps you should look in Rockville. |
Anonymous
Stay in the middle. Chevy Chase. Smack in the middle of Bethesda and Takoma Park. |
Anonymous
| My twin sister asked me to be the MOH in her formal wedding, then had the gall to have a black-tie, 8 pm ADULTS ONLY reception afterwards! She thought by hiring Supernanny to supervise children in the room next to the reception would make it OK, can you imagine?! Doesn't she realize that my 51-month-old ds has never been out of my sight for a moment? That it's traumatizing for a child to have anyone care for them other than their SAHM? He needs to sit in my lap at the head table while I make the toast! It will be so cute! The wedding is tomorrow, should I tell her I can't participate? |
Anonymous
Give your son a stick. He'll be fine. |
Anonymous
Okay. The first time someone took a swipe at Rockville, I laughed. The second time, I chuckled. The third time, I smiled. But this is spinning out of control. This MOB mentality has gone too far. Enough is enough. Stop spewing hate. You insulated morons. |
Anonymous
I would just show up with your precious angel and have him sit with you. She'll be tickled pink that you thought of doing this (probably embarrassed to ask becasue it would cause conflict wth the other parents). It really doesn't matter what she thinks anyway because she obviously did not give the situation a whole lot thought. She'll think differently when she has kids. At the least, it will be a great experience for your darling angel. Make sure her photographer takes a ton of photos of him. Esp. in the family shots! It is absolutely darling to have a little guy in a suit in photos. How precious! |
Anonymous
| if your son comes anywhere near my daughter with that stick i WILL tell him to get his 18-month-old ass to hell! these kids are going to end up murderers because of their childhood playthings! what are parents thinking these days? i mean, first, they walk their dogs on the grass for goodness sakes, then they let their kids play with sticks. what next?? |