Oscars red carpet

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Anonymous wrote:A better photo of Zendaya's dress. I just want to compare and contrast with Gwyneth's dress. They are actually similar levels of revealing, because while Gwyneth's has the hip fully visible instead of covered, Zendaya's has more side boob and it' visible skin instead of illusion netting.

But Zendaya's is so much sexier and prettier specifically because it's selective in what it covers up and hides. And in this jersey fabric, it just flowed and moved with her even though the bodice was obviously extremely tailored and then taped into place. It's seductive without feeling naked, whereas Gwyneth's dress is naked without feeling seductive. This winds up looking made for her and comfortable, whereas Gwyneth's dress looked awkward and like it was a joke.

Zendaya’s look is also unflattering. And what happened to Pattinson’s face??

"Unflattering"? Wut. She looks amazing. What about it is unflattering?

He always looks like that but is particularly pasty here.

Her side boob and torso aren’t attractive. She looks too thin.

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Anonymous wrote:A better photo of Zendaya's dress. I just want to compare and contrast with Gwyneth's dress. They are actually similar levels of revealing, because while Gwyneth's has the hip fully visible instead of covered, Zendaya's has more side boob and it' visible skin instead of illusion netting.

But Zendaya's is so much sexier and prettier specifically because it's selective in what it covers up and hides. And in this jersey fabric, it just flowed and moved with her even though the bodice was obviously extremely tailored and then taped into place. It's seductive without feeling naked, whereas Gwyneth's dress is naked without feeling seductive. This winds up looking made for her and comfortable, whereas Gwyneth's dress looked awkward and like it was a joke.

Zendaya’s look is also unflattering. And what happened to Pattinson’s face??

I love how the women are all supposed to look young and fresh into Social Security age but it’s fine for this 39 year old to show up looking like an old weathered man.

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Anonymous wrote:A better photo of Zendaya's dress. I just want to compare and contrast with Gwyneth's dress. They are actually similar levels of revealing, because while Gwyneth's has the hip fully visible instead of covered, Zendaya's has more side boob and it' visible skin instead of illusion netting.

But Zendaya's is so much sexier and prettier specifically because it's selective in what it covers up and hides. And in this jersey fabric, it just flowed and moved with her even though the bodice was obviously extremely tailored and then taped into place. It's seductive without feeling naked, whereas Gwyneth's dress is naked without feeling seductive. This winds up looking made for her and comfortable, whereas Gwyneth's dress looked awkward and like it was a joke.

Zendaya’s look is also unflattering. And what happened to Pattinson’s face??

"Unflattering"? Wut. She looks amazing. What about it is unflattering?

He always looks like that but is particularly pasty here.

Her side boob and torso aren’t attractive. She looks too thin.

+1. I think Tom Holland would look better in that dress, because the torso would be more filled out and he probably would have a bigger chest as well.

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone watching. I just saw Kelly Ripa. I love the dress, but the top is a no-go. Especially because of her flat chest, all I can think about when I look at this is "flat as a board". It looks a little softer in this picture; when I watched her on the red carpet, the top part looked very stiff and flat.

She looks gorgeous as it is. Everyone doesn't need or want implants.

+1

She's very pretty but her body looks like a young teen boy.

So? I'm also pretty flat chested and petite. I don't see what the problem is. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.

Also flat chested and I hate that dress. I think it’s because aesthetics is about balance and contrast so if you take an angular flat surfaced person and put them in an angular flat surfaced dress, it’s not visually pleasing. Something that creates more curve or movement would be more visually appealing. I’m not saying she needs falsies — just that something that is more fluid would look better. I actually don’t think that dress would look good on anyone though. Unfortunate because it’s otherwise a nice dress.

+1 and adding that the neckline hits the absolute widest part of her which is why it’s so bad.

All this Kelly Ripa bashing when Kirsten Dunst has the EXACT SAME neckline and an objectively worse dress. Why do this when you can wear anything?

Agree this dress is kind of dumb but also Dunst went out of her way to wear black this whole awards season because she wanted the focus to be on her husband who was nominated, and I think this was her attempt to do something still fun and "fashion" while sticking within that.

I also think for people who have been famous and attending this stuff for 20 years, there is an element of "sure, why not, who cares" because at this point she really has worn everything, both on the red carpet and in movies. It makes me think of an interview with Leighton Meester about how she had a really low key wedding and her dress was really simple because, she said, when you spend a lot of time wearing insane fashion on red carpets, you kind of have it out of your system and don't care as much about wearing something really elaborate and perfect.

I think this is sort of weird and also fine for someone who wasn't nominated and just supporting a spouse, and who has worn lots of amazing dresses over the years.

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Anonymous wrote:A better photo of Zendaya's dress. I just want to compare and contrast with Gwyneth's dress. They are actually similar levels of revealing, because while Gwyneth's has the hip fully visible instead of covered, Zendaya's has more side boob and it' visible skin instead of illusion netting.

But Zendaya's is so much sexier and prettier specifically because it's selective in what it covers up and hides. And in this jersey fabric, it just flowed and moved with her even though the bodice was obviously extremely tailored and then taped into place. It's seductive without feeling naked, whereas Gwyneth's dress is naked without feeling seductive. This winds up looking made for her and comfortable, whereas Gwyneth's dress looked awkward and like it was a joke.

Zendaya’s look is also unflattering. And what happened to Pattinson’s face??

"Unflattering"? Wut. She looks amazing. What about it is unflattering?

He always looks like that but is particularly pasty here.

Her side boob and torso aren’t attractive. She looks too thin.

Some of you are NEVER happy. She has a tall thin frame. I think the dress looks great on her. She's not "too" anything.

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Anonymous wrote:A better photo of Zendaya's dress. I just want to compare and contrast with Gwyneth's dress. They are actually similar levels of revealing, because while Gwyneth's has the hip fully visible instead of covered, Zendaya's has more side boob and it' visible skin instead of illusion netting.

But Zendaya's is so much sexier and prettier specifically because it's selective in what it covers up and hides. And in this jersey fabric, it just flowed and moved with her even though the bodice was obviously extremely tailored and then taped into place. It's seductive without feeling naked, whereas Gwyneth's dress is naked without feeling seductive. This winds up looking made for her and comfortable, whereas Gwyneth's dress looked awkward and like it was a joke.

Zendaya’s look is also unflattering. And what happened to Pattinson’s face??

"Unflattering"? Wut. She looks amazing. What about it is unflattering?

He always looks like that but is particularly pasty here.

Her side boob and torso aren’t attractive. She looks too thin.

+1. I think Tom Holland would look better in that dress, because the torso would be more filled out and he probably would have a bigger chest as well.

Zendaya looked so skinny in Challengers I had to turn the movie off. She looked anorexic.

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Anonymous wrote:The ozempification of Hollywood has gotten out of hand. Some of these women look like walking skeletons. Georgina Chapman, Demi Moore...shocking. Refreshing to see some normal actresses like Rachel McAdams and Kate Hudson, who look like they simply eat healthily and work out.

+1. So many people looking positively skeletal.

I’m more weirded out by the plastic surgery faces. At some point, looking 20 years younger than your real age isn’t impressive. It’s just weird looking.

Agree. And some of these women are not thin due to ozempic. Demi has looked this way for decades now. I think some of those women limit carbs, eat no sugar, and work out a couple hours a day. Anniston is another like that. I don’t even think it’s really an eating disorder — they are actually probably really healthy but I would be homicidal if I lived like that. But I do know people who really love a lean chicken breast over bulgar with kale followed by an hour of Pilates.

I admit it totally don’t know but Kidman has the look to me of someone who is so stressed out by her perfectionism that she has diarrhea almost every day. She just seems so, so tightly wound.

This is just straight up insane. OF COURSE IT'S AN EATING DISORDER.

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Anonymous wrote:A better photo of Zendaya's dress. I just want to compare and contrast with Gwyneth's dress. They are actually similar levels of revealing, because while Gwyneth's has the hip fully visible instead of covered, Zendaya's has more side boob and it' visible skin instead of illusion netting.

But Zendaya's is so much sexier and prettier specifically because it's selective in what it covers up and hides. And in this jersey fabric, it just flowed and moved with her even though the bodice was obviously extremely tailored and then taped into place. It's seductive without feeling naked, whereas Gwyneth's dress is naked without feeling seductive. This winds up looking made for her and comfortable, whereas Gwyneth's dress looked awkward and like it was a joke.

Zendaya’s look is also unflattering. And what happened to Pattinson’s face??

"Unflattering"? Wut. She looks amazing. What about it is unflattering?

He always looks like that but is particularly pasty here.

Her side boob and torso aren’t attractive. She looks too thin.

+1. I think Tom Holland would look better in that dress, because the torso would be more filled out and he probably would have a bigger chest as well.

Zendaya looked so skinny in Challengers I had to turn the movie off. She looked anorexic.

That's a you problem.

She's very tall, this is how she carries weight on her frame. What a weird reason to stop watching a movie (which was really fun!).

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Anonymous wrote:Love this from the front. Side view is slit all way up to her waist, which I kind of like on the red one, but not so much on Gwyneth.

I just dozed off looking at this.

I’m awake now and stand corrected

Incredibly rich. Buys dress that simulates wardrobe malfunction. Did not understand the assignment.

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Anonymous wrote:Love this from the front. Side view is slit all way up to her waist, which I kind of like on the red one, but not so much on Gwyneth.

I just dozed off looking at this.

I’m awake now and stand corrected

Incredibly rich. Buys dress that simulates wardrobe malfunction. Did not understand the assignment.

Lol she didn't buy that dress, all this fashion is borrowed.

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Anonymous wrote:A better photo of Zendaya's dress. I just want to compare and contrast with Gwyneth's dress. They are actually similar levels of revealing, because while Gwyneth's has the hip fully visible instead of covered, Zendaya's has more side boob and it' visible skin instead of illusion netting.

But Zendaya's is so much sexier and prettier specifically because it's selective in what it covers up and hides. And in this jersey fabric, it just flowed and moved with her even though the bodice was obviously extremely tailored and then taped into place. It's seductive without feeling naked, whereas Gwyneth's dress is naked without feeling seductive. This winds up looking made for her and comfortable, whereas Gwyneth's dress looked awkward and like it was a joke.

Zendaya’s look is also unflattering. And what happened to Pattinson’s face??

"Unflattering"? Wut. She looks amazing. What about it is unflattering?

He always looks like that but is particularly pasty here.

Her side boob and torso aren’t attractive. She looks too thin.

It is weird looking. Like maybe there’s no muscle tone or something? I don’t know what it is, but most of Hollywood also looks like that.

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Anonymous wrote:Did we talk about the Bridesmaids reunion yet? Rose Byrne looked fabulous as we’ve mentioned, Ellie Kemper also perfect, Kristen Wiig was OK. Maya looked like she always does (I love her but I’ve never liked what she wears) but Melissa McCarthy looked godawful.

I didn’t recognize Kristen Wiig at all.

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Anonymous wrote:Kelly Ripa is actually very curvy naturally but she diets so extremely which has shrunk her body. Her daughter looks like her when she was younger in terms of her normal body type.

What? She has *never* been very curvy. Her natural body type is a little tiny thing. Always has been.

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Anonymous wrote:Speaking of maternity, Wunmi Mosaku is wearing a dress in the most amazing color. The neckline is a bit fussy for my taste but the color and beading is exquisite, and her hair and makeup is amazing as well:

I posted the above -- it was a top 5 look from the awards for me. But then Wunmi went and wore the below to the Vanity Fair party, which I also love, and also just love them next to each other. She totally won the night for me.

Agreed. I love the color and texture and the beading. Absolutely gorgeous.

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Anonymous wrote:Demi Moore as well but amazing dress. I don't know how to post pictures from a tablet. It was a black sparkly sheath with feathers for the top.

Yasss!

I'm sick of Demi Moore. When it looked like she had lobbed her hair for Paris Fashion Week, I was so excited - but alas, it was just a wig. The hair is beyond dated and old.