Non-Famous But Frequent Posters II

[Anonymous]

“Winner winner chicken dinner” poster. Stop already, it’s no longer fresh, in fact it smells like it’s been sitting out on the counter all day.

[Anonymous]

The subway stalker. Dude who posted in the Relationship forum about a younger married woman he was "having conversations with" (harassing) on Metro. I think the thread got deleted.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Point blank period" poster, usually in Family Relationships.

I love this poster. She seems completely batshit and has no idea how dumb the “point blank period” closer makes her seem.

I love her, too. But I have to say, even though she's brash, I don't think she's usually wrong. She's usually talking to some doormat who won't break the damn cycle of whatever trouble she's put herself in.

[Anonymous]

The poster with the FIL who bypasses the guest bathroom and powder room in order to go poop in their master bedroom.

If you type any combination of "guest" "bathroom" "poop" or "FIL," she will manifest and tell her tale!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The poster with the FIL who bypasses the guest bathroom and powder room in order to go poop in their master bedroom.

If you type any combination of "guest" "bathroom" "poop" or "FIL," she will manifest and tell her tale!

Why doesn’t she put a lock on her master bedroom?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“Winner winner chicken dinner” poster. Stop already, it’s no longer fresh, in fact it smells like it’s been sitting out on the counter all day.

I feel old, because I haven’t seen that post in years. But I remember it being overused.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Winner winner chicken dinner” poster. Stop already, it’s no longer fresh, in fact it smells like it’s been sitting out on the counter all day.

I feel old, because I haven’t seen that post in years. But I remember it being overused.

I saw it here yesterday.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:With the recent re-emergence of Burger King Lady, I think it's time to once again celebrate the non-famous but frequent posters who make DCUM so memorable. Whether it is anecdote repeaters, predictable opinionaters or one-thread wonders, who are your favorite people in the neighborhood?

Bobcat Girl, Larla's Mom and Lightly-Fried Tuna Lady need not apply.

Original non-famous but frequent:
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page

Most recent sighting of Burger King Lady:
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/814282.page

Wait, is Burger King lady the same as “eat a delicious piece of fruit on the front porch “ lady?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:With the recent re-emergence of Burger King Lady, I think it's time to once again celebrate the non-famous but frequent posters who make DCUM so memorable. Whether it is anecdote repeaters, predictable opinionaters or one-thread wonders, who are your favorite people in the neighborhood?

Bobcat Girl, Larla's Mom and Lightly-Fried Tuna Lady need not apply.

Original non-famous but frequent:
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page

Most recent sighting of Burger King Lady:
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/814282.page

Wait, is Burger King lady the same as “eat a delicious piece of fruit on the front porch “ lady?

Yup.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:People who populate their posts with emojis deserve to be shot out of a cannon into the Potomac.

People who reply above quotes instead of below.

[Anonymous]

Kevin Lewis.

Because I know it’s you.

[Anonymous]

UTI lady.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:UTI lady.

winner winner chicken dinner!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:People who automatically label someone as a troll if they have a different viewpoint.

These, and those who holler “you’re jealous!” at anyone who disagrees with them.

In a similar vein, the atheist who hollers “I hit a nerve, didn’t I, huh?” if you bother to correct her ignorant posts about religion.

In both cases, it’s shorthand for “I was bs-ing and don’t have a decent response.”

Spoiler alter : we don't actually care about whatever correction you are "hollering" at us. The entire premise is already bs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:UTI lady.

winner winner chicken dinner!

She has even more posting frequency than urinary frequency.