With the recent re-emergence of Burger King Lady, I think it's time to once again celebrate the non-famous but frequent posters who make DCUM so memorable. Whether it is anecdote repeaters, predictable opinionaters or one-thread wonders, who are your favorite people in the neighborhood?
Bobcat Girl, Larla's Mom and Lightly-Fried Tuna Lady need not apply. Original non-famous but frequent: https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page Most recent sighting of Burger King Lady: https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/814282.page |
The anti-water-at-meals poster (who must "wash food down" with "something delicious" that is not alcohol). |
"Point blank period" poster, usually in Family Relationships. |
Western Maryland stripper- spent a long time posting about my terrible marriage, left, and haven’t posted much since! Also, I didn’t strip ![]() |
Angry former MCPS teacher, now resident of Howard County, who comes on every single MCPS thread to spread bitterness. |
"An invitation is not a summons" catchphrase started by one distinct poster, but boy did it catch on. |
Ha! |
You Teach People How to Treat You |
“Hall Pass” Incel Man. |
The person who calls every little thing cruel. Most of the time whatever she’s referring to isn’t cruel, perhaps insensitive or maybe even mean spirited, but not cruel. |
The “it must be hard stressing about everything” poster on a DISCUSSION BOARD. |
The nutbags who, September-Dec 24, whine about how it is TOO EARLY to talk about the holidays.
Like...you don't have to click on a thread about turkey brining methods in late October. |
The "MIL has found this thread" poster who shows up whenever compassion is extended to MIL's. |
The lady who declares her kitchen is “closed” and you must be a fatty who should scarf down 7-11 hot dogs for all she cares if you want to eat after she serves dinner at 5pm. |
The small-but-annoying cadre of posters who lately have been calling grandparents GRANDS. |