Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..
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Still laughing.. |
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Coronavirus Delusional Denial Syndrome and how it porgresses.. What? Where? Oh Okay.. Asia? Ten cases?. not my problem.. What? Closing 11 million city because of 300 cases and 20 deaths? Seriously... ? What? It is spreading fast? But it will never come here.. What? We have one case? Oh whatever, one case means nothing.. What? We have ten cases? Who cares, we have XX millions people here, what is ten cases?... What? We have hundred cases? Meh.. what is hindered cases in XX million people.. What? They are closing schools and telework? Idiotic.. who is closing schools over hundred cases... What? The hospital are running of beds and ventilators? Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccccccc I need to buy million toilet paper rolls, I need to buy bathtub of hand sanitizer I need to buy pile of food.. year worth maybe ten.. I need to buy.. anything I can fit in the car... Whaaat? No TP, all sold out? Whaat? The handsanitizer gone? Whaat? No masks? Whaaat? Five hour food lines? I wannna stay home,, tape windows and doors and pray for months. I am not living the house. Not if you pulled me with the tank... click.. click.. cilc.. keyboard typing.. I wish we did it differently.. click.. click.. click.. keyboard.. I have to warn other countries not to make our mistakes.. |
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An elephant and a hippo were shopping in the store.
The elephant said to the hippo “please get some soap.” The hippo said: “No soap, radio.” |
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Want people to stay 6 feet away from you in a grocery store?
Wear a shirt that says 'I have Lice' on the front and back. Guaranteed no one will come near you 😏 |
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Not sure this has been shared yet:
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out. |
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I've missed this thread so perhaps it can get some more posts for a bit.
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| My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. |
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We’ve been enjoying the birds lately, so DH got a kick out of this one
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| ^ LOL |
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| Social distancing rule: If you can smell their fart, move further apart. |
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