Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

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Going to a grocery store and doing his own shopping for Sylvester Stallone is like gong to St Barths once a decade. Very very special event!

[Anonymous]

No seasickness for you my friend!

If only all cruise companies were following this dry land cruise concept by South Korea we would never have to evacuate anybody.

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Anonymous wrote:The best Coronavirus joke I've heard so far:

Coronavirus 3P diet

A man calls his doctor because he suspects he has Coronavirus.
They discuss his symptoms and conclude that he indeed has the disease.

Doctor: you will need to start the 3P diet.

Man: the 3P diet? What's that?

Doctor: pizza, pancakes, and panini

Man: but doctor, why?

Doctor: because they fit under the door

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QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up enough non- perishable food
and supplies to last me for months, maybe years so
I can remain in isolation as long as it takes to see out
this pandemic.

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in a supermarket because I wanted a Twix






@Michael1979

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Irrelevant but funny as heck..

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Anonymous wrote:Not a CV but too funny to pass..

hahahahahahah

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OMG his fake hazmat suit and the dad with the spray

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“Okay team..And now, let me demonstrate where NOT to stand when you operate industrial grade bleach fog gun..”

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I heard this one yesterday -

Your grandparents were called to war. You've been asked to sit on your couch. You can do this.