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[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

A train case full of snack foods? If I found something like that stashed in one of my guest bedrooms, I would toss it into the dumpster immediately. No questions asked. Do you think that your host wants to find crumbs and greasy stains all over the guest bedroom once you leave?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

A train case full of snack foods? If I found something like that stashed in one of my guest bedrooms, I would toss it into the dumpster immediately. No questions asked. Do you think that your host wants to find crumbs and greasy stains all over the guest bedroom once you leave?

You are OCD, anorexic or just a plain bitch. Either way you slice it, stop "hosting."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

A train case full of snack foods? If I found something like that stashed in one of my guest bedrooms, I would toss it into the dumpster immediately. No questions asked. Do you think that your host wants to find crumbs and greasy stains all over the guest bedroom once you leave?

If you’re not a troll you’re a real bitch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

A train case full of snack foods? If I found something like that stashed in one of my guest bedrooms, I would toss it into the dumpster immediately. No questions asked. Do you think that your host wants to find crumbs and greasy stains all over the guest bedroom once you leave?

If you’re not a troll you’re a real bitch.

I believe my mother has found this thread!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Oh STFU.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

A train case full of snack foods? If I found something like that stashed in one of my guest bedrooms, I would toss it into the dumpster immediately. No questions asked. Do you think that your host wants to find crumbs and greasy stains all over the guest bedroom once you leave?

You are a crazy loon lady.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

A train case full of snack foods? If I found something like that stashed in one of my guest bedrooms, I would toss it into the dumpster immediately. No questions asked. Do you think that your host wants to find crumbs and greasy stains all over the guest bedroom once you leave?

If you’re not a troll you’re a real bitch.

AMEN

As a hostess, you have no business looking in my personal luggage.

[Anonymous]

MIL takes goes through every cupboard, closet and pantry their first day to assess what to eat and cook when. Then she proceeds to make them both elaborate breakfasts and hot lunches. Plus bakes a cake every other day.

And Costco trip? Dropping $100s at Costco every few days due to guests on an eating spree, forget it. Costco is not inexpensive.

[Anonymous]

I started bringing nuts, dried fruit, and RX bars just to keep it easy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

A train case full of snack foods? If I found something like that stashed in one of my guest bedrooms, I would toss it into the dumpster immediately. No questions asked. Do you think that your host wants to find crumbs and greasy stains all over the guest bedroom once you leave?

If you’re not a troll you’re a real bitch.

AMEN

As a hostess, you have no business looking in my personal luggage.

If I go into the room to retrieve a tablecloth and notice a mess that shouldn't be there I will absolutely look for the source of the mess. It's my house and that is my room.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

A train case full of snack foods? If I found something like that stashed in one of my guest bedrooms, I would toss it into the dumpster immediately. No questions asked. Do you think that your host wants to find crumbs and greasy stains all over the guest bedroom once you leave?

If you’re not a troll you’re a real bitch.

AMEN

As a hostess, you have no business looking in my personal luggage.

If I go into the room to retrieve a tablecloth and notice a mess that shouldn't be there I will absolutely look for the source of the mess. It's my house and that is my room.

Trust me....you would not notice anything lady. No mess.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

A train case full of snack foods? If I found something like that stashed in one of my guest bedrooms, I would toss it into the dumpster immediately. No questions asked. Do you think that your host wants to find crumbs and greasy stains all over the guest bedroom once you leave?

If you’re not a troll you’re a real bitch.

AMEN

As a hostess, you have no business looking in my personal luggage.

If I go into the room to retrieve a tablecloth and notice a mess that shouldn't be there I will absolutely look for the source of the mess. It's my house and that is my room.

NP. Team guests. I’d leave a huge mess everywhere and eat extra and order food in at 10 p.m. just to watch you go ape, you control freak nutbag.

Also? I pee in your shower and swirl your toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

A train case full of snack foods? If I found something like that stashed in one of my guest bedrooms, I would toss it into the dumpster immediately. No questions asked. Do you think that your host wants to find crumbs and greasy stains all over the guest bedroom once you leave?

Completely agree. This compulsive need to eat unhealthy snacks and junk food is absurd. And then to trash your hosts lovely home because of this ridiculous need to constantly eat is so selfish and uncouth. Please seek help.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MiL already informed us never to have snacks in the house, FIL will hoover then all up in one afternoon. Chips, nuts, dips, cookies, cakes, pretzels - gone.

Same at her house, no snacks, only apples or oranges in order to keep FIL’s weight down. And crumbs. Constant crumbs from bags or bread or desserts on every counter and table. We come home from work and have to wipe down counters and vacuum the main floor each and every day they stay. They literally just sit in the house, eat, take a walk, and read all day.

I keep my snacks in a small train case. Shut and put away in a closet. MIL could stuff it. I’ll eat where I want.

Why the need for snacks? It boggles my mind that you need to have something to eat constantly. And you wonder why you keep gaining weight

Because there is not enough food served. Because there is no lunch at all. Breakfast and dinner only. Capish?

A train case full of snack foods? If I found something like that stashed in one of my guest bedrooms, I would toss it into the dumpster immediately. No questions asked. Do you think that your host wants to find crumbs and greasy stains all over the guest bedroom once you leave?

If you’re not a troll you’re a real bitch.

AMEN

As a hostess, you have no business looking in my personal luggage.

If I go into the room to retrieve a tablecloth and notice a mess that shouldn't be there I will absolutely look for the source of the mess. It's my house and that is my room.

Be careful OP, my mom would go through my stuff in her guest her room and came across my journal that my therapist advised me to keep to get out all the anger while I was there. Guess what? Apparently she snooped and read it, because her middle aged daughter would not worthy of privacy because it was "mom's" room.

Keep on searching for food in their room because you starve your family, you might find out what they really think of you.