Show of hands! Who thinks Tiger's wife was beating him with a golf club and the crash was staged?

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Anonymous wrote:Oprah did a show on Penis size a couple of years ago, and on average black men had the biggest cocks and asians the smallest. I am a black woman and the guy with the biggest cock I dated was a white, jewish guy and one of the smallest was a black guy. Go figure!



Which one did you marry.
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Oprah did a show on Penis size a couple of years ago, and on average black men had the biggest cocks and asians the smallest. I am a black woman and the guy with the biggest cock I dated was a white, jewish guy and one of the smallest was a black guy. Go figure!



Which one did you marry.


lol! I am engaged to be married to the white jewish guy after 5 years of on and off dating
Anonymous
My wife would tell you the smallest she had was a Japanese guy and the biggest a black guy.

-- A black guy
Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:Oprah did a show on Penis size a couple of years ago, and on average black men had the biggest cocks and asians the smallest. I am a black woman and the guy with the biggest cock I dated was a white, jewish guy and one of the smallest was a black guy. Go figure!



Which one did you marry.


lol! I am engaged to be married to the white jewish guy after 5 years of on and off dating



Proves what I always thought, big dicks win every time. Be honest, you choose him solely based on the size, didn't you.
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Proves what I always thought, big dicks win every time. Be honest, you choose him solely based on the size, didn't you.


Hahaha! Not really! But I have to admit, he's really good at screwing me ...................
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No he doesn't, that's just what he tells you. When he closes his eyes, he's not seen small boobs and a giant 'fro!


No, he is seeing round butt and curvy waist.


Ah, yes, the battle cry of chunky women everywhere. Curvy! I'm Curvy. Not fat. CURVY!!!!

I'm the one who mentioned curvy waist and when I said that, I just meant curvy. But then again, maybe our definition of curvy is different. My wife is curvy. I would never ever consider her body size fat. Or chunky (maybe when she was pregnant, but don't tell her that). And I love every single curve.
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No he doesn't, that's just what he tells you. When he closes his eyes, he's not seen small boobs and a giant 'fro!


No, he is seeing round butt and curvy waist.


Ah, yes, the battle cry of chunky women everywhere. Curvy! I'm Curvy. Not fat. CURVY!!!!


I'm the one who mentioned curvy waist and when I said that, I just meant curvy. But then again, maybe our definition of curvy is different. My wife is curvy. I would never ever consider her body size fat. Or chunky (maybe when she was pregnant, but don't tell her that). And I love every single curve.

(messed up the quotes)
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Anonymous wrote:"The Swedish chick is average? This isn't Stockholm. It's DC. Have you taken a statistical sample of what's walking the streets around here? Puh-leeeeze. I think she's very attractive. She's a former model. By suburban Target store standards, she's not a 10; she's a 30."

Agreed - anyone who says she is "average" is delusional, blind or lying.


Or just has really, really bad taste. She is beautiful.


I guess my bad taste comes from being black. Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz, for example, are extremely pretty to me. But if you take away the blond hair Elin looks just like many women I have seen -- nothing special. It is a different beauty aesthetic. Face it: thinness and blondness are not worshipped in and of themselves by everyone in the world.


Actually, they pretty much are. The rest of us just need to face up to it.


What a load of nonsense! Give me a break.
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Anonymous wrote:"The Swedish chick is average? This isn't Stockholm. It's DC. Have you taken a statistical sample of what's walking the streets around here? Puh-leeeeze. I think she's very attractive. She's a former model. By suburban Target store standards, she's not a 10; she's a 30."

Agreed - anyone who says she is "average" is delusional, blind or lying.


Or just has really, really bad taste. She is beautiful.


I guess my bad taste comes from being black. Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz, for example, are extremely pretty to me. But if you take away the blond hair Elin looks just like many women I have seen -- nothing special. It is a different beauty aesthetic. Face it: thinness and blondness are not worshipped in and of themselves by everyone in the world.


Actually, they pretty much are. The rest of us just need to face up to it.


What a load of nonsense! Give me a break.




Swedes not not have a monopoly on beauty. In Sweden, my impression was that there were relatively few awful looking people, but few drop dead gorgeous people too. They seem to be skewed away from homely rather than toward beautiful. EVEN THOUGH SHE IS BLOND, she is still above average. I agree that TALL, THIN, and BLOND go a long way, but to me, Liz Taylor is still the most beautiful woman, followed by Grace Kelly, not blonds. Some say that blonds are not easy on the eyes first thing in the morning, with no make up.
Anonymous
You know, Tiger would never have stopped this nonsense if he had not been caught by the media. He may be addicted. We are seeing the true Tiger, an unsophisticated, uneducated, hick, womanizer.
If you told Elin that this would have happen five years ago, Elin, would have married him anyway.
I don't feel one bit of sympathy for either one.
Anonymous


I dunno, to me, in Sweden, everyone would look alike. I know that's not the PC thing to say, but its' true.
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I dunno, to me, in Sweden, everyone would look alike. I know that's not the PC thing to say, but its' true.


hahaha! Love your honesty!
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I dunno, to me, in Sweden, everyone would look alike. I know that's not the PC thing to say, but its' true.


Me, too. And I'm a white woman with blonde hair. Very embarrassing. I sometimes mistake my black neighbors, and it horrifies me. I'm sure they think it's racial, but I seriously am very bad with faces-- and usually just lost in my own mental world.
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I dunno, to me, in Sweden, everyone would look alike. I know that's not the PC thing to say, but its' true.


Me, too. And I'm a white woman with blonde hair. Very embarrassing. I sometimes mistake my black neighbors, and it horrifies me. I'm sure they think it's racial, but I seriously am very bad with faces-- and usually just lost in my own mental world.


Me again. To clarify, I just as often mistake my white neighbors, I just don't worry that I've hurt their feelings by doing so.
Anonymous
All the women that he cheated with are hot curvy brunettes with long hair. I'm just glad I'm already married to one just like that.

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