Tell us your deepest secret

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am on a home program of exercises for PFT for urinary leaks. I am supposed to be including use of vaginal weights. I moved up to level 4 and seem to be doing worse with it each day. Discouraged, I sloughed off on that and Kegels for 3 days.
This morning I had a fairly full bladder but went out to move the hose watering the back yard started leaking badly, couldn't stop, ended up just squatting and emptying my bladder on the walkway.

Get the mini sling and get on HRT.

The US is shit for postpartum/menopause care. Women in other countries don’t have this issue.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A deep secret? Throughout my undergraduate years at a Big 10 school I struck up numerous sexual relationships with professors and higher level faculty. I’m a guy and these were all older women - quite a number of them were married.

Awesome

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Anonymous wrote:DH never leaves the house except to exercise. When he does, I snoop on his iPad (he thinks I don't know the password). I also sometimes go out to grab lunch without offering to get him any (I work, he doesn't, I have resentment). I also can only orgasm from self help.

I snoop around looking to see if my wife has any vibrators, erotica, or similar items. Sex happens once a month and it’s out of obligation. Seeking to confirm that she doesn’t masturbate as a replacement. She claims to have a low drives

Oh she does take care of herself. Guaranteed.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:DH never leaves the house except to exercise. When he does, I snoop on his iPad (he thinks I don't know the password). I also sometimes go out to grab lunch without offering to get him any (I work, he doesn't, I have resentment). I also can only orgasm from self help.

I snoop around looking to see if my wife has any vibrators, erotica, or similar items. Sex happens once a month and it’s out of obligation. Seeking to confirm that she doesn’t masturbate as a replacement. She claims to have a low drives

What would you do if you found out she did masturbate? Pout, stomp your feet, hold your breath until she sexes you?

PS—she *is* masturbating.

Because all women masturbate?

This is how I found out I am bi. Enjoyed the nadturbating more than sex with my husband

[Anonymous]

Im so ashamed of this I couldn’t even tell it to my therapist: I ended two close friendships partly out of envy.

[Anonymous]

Years ago, I had a woman toss my salad, then milked my prostate. Eventually led to pegging. The “O” from pegging was mind blowing. I’m looking for a lady that’s interested in pegging. 🤷‍♂️

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Anonymous wrote:DH never leaves the house except to exercise. When he does, I snoop on his iPad (he thinks I don't know the password). I also sometimes go out to grab lunch without offering to get him any (I work, he doesn't, I have resentment). I also can only orgasm from self help.

I snoop around looking to see if my wife has any vibrators, erotica, or similar items. Sex happens once a month and it’s out of obligation. Seeking to confirm that she doesn’t masturbate as a replacement. She claims to have a low drives

What would you do if you found out she did masturbate? Pout, stomp your feet, hold your breath until she sexes you?

PS—she *is* masturbating.

Because all women masturbate?

This is how I found out I am bi. Enjoyed the nadturbating more than sex with my husband

That doesn't make sense. You might just not have liked being with your husband.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Years ago, I had a woman toss my salad, then milked my prostate. Eventually led to pegging. The “O” from pegging was mind blowing. I’m looking for a lady that’s interested in pegging. 🤷‍♂️

Contact the married mom sex worker on this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I make a mature porn and sell it online.

Your age?

Link?

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I ate the last oreo and told my husband a mouse probably ate it. I have been sleepless then.

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Anonymous wrote:DH never leaves the house except to exercise. When he does, I snoop on his iPad (he thinks I don't know the password). I also sometimes go out to grab lunch without offering to get him any (I work, he doesn't, I have resentment). I also can only orgasm from self help.

I snoop around looking to see if my wife has any vibrators, erotica, or similar items. Sex happens once a month and it’s out of obligation. Seeking to confirm that she doesn’t masturbate as a replacement. She claims to have a low drives

What would you do if you found out she did masturbate? Pout, stomp your feet, hold your breath until she sexes you?

PS—she *is* masturbating.

Because all women masturbate?

Most humans yes

I do, almost every day. And I don’t use toys or erotica. PP should maybe try using toys and erotica with his wife.

She tells me that toys are out of her comfort zone. I haven’t asked about erotica, but I would be surprised if she is interested. It’s possible that she is too embarrassed to share, which is why I have looked around to confirm.

Oh lord. She does sound repressed.

+1 has she always been like this - even when you were dating/first married?

[Anonymous]

Way back when the internet was just getting started I was in undergrad (comp sci) and loved making websites etc

And horny but I have never attracted to any female who was not a perfect 10. I’m ok looking but back then being a geeky need type I would never be able to pull a 10 so my brilliant self came up with a master plan

I signed up for modeling sites as an amateur photographer. I’d make contact with super super hot upcoming models. 9/10/ etc. I was young 20s and met up with girls 18-25

And needless to say 99% of these girls were desperate for money. Ofc back then I didn’t have money either so my master plan was to design a very exclusive and highly discreet escort website. I basically pimped out amazingly gorgeous models. I didn’t do it for money my deal was I always had to audition the girls before they could be added to my website. I basically spent 5yrs in my 20s have hot sex with the most gorgeous girls possible. A couple of them went on to become very well known models working in internationally.

I was always scared of stds and I always made them get recent std tests at the auditions. I ran it pretty professionally, always protected myself and my identity while knowing each and every thing I needed to know about my girls

The girls made a ton of money. Officially my cut was 25% but I almost never took the cash payment.. my payment was sex. A lot of it!

I never forced girls to do anything and I wasn’t like the abusive pimp stereotype because for me the motivation was not money. It was great sex with HOT HOT women and I would not get that if there was any negativity. Most of these girls became very friendly and close. It was more like FWB relationships.

After a while the agency got big enough that I couldn’t keep up. I hired a girl to manage. My manager basically got almost all the commission from girls who I did have time (or motivation) to collect my “payment” from. all I was interested in was auditioning new hot girls. And yes even I got tired of having sex with that super hot 10 after a while. I’d be more interested in trying out the new girl.

Never advertised on Craigslist or backpage or all that crap we were very high end. $1k+ an hour (back in the late 90s) and we had a very strict screening process. I never kept records but every now and then we would be contacted by seriously well known guys.

I’m glad I got out unscathed. Never any issues with law enforcement or being outted. Closed shop after about 5ys as my real career took off. I have a TS clearance and was worried it would all come out during investigation but nothing did. Now I’m in my 50s have kids and doing great in life. I did manage to pull a very hot solid 9.5 super sweet and smart girl to marry and have kids with. This secret goes to my grave with me.

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Anonymous wrote:DH never leaves the house except to exercise. When he does, I snoop on his iPad (he thinks I don't know the password). I also sometimes go out to grab lunch without offering to get him any (I work, he doesn't, I have resentment). I also can only orgasm from self help.

I snoop around looking to see if my wife has any vibrators, erotica, or similar items. Sex happens once a month and it’s out of obligation. Seeking to confirm that she doesn’t masturbate as a replacement. She claims to have a low drives

What would you do if you found out she did masturbate? Pout, stomp your feet, hold your breath until she sexes you?

PS—she *is* masturbating.

Because all women masturbate?

True about for about 98% of women.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:DH never leaves the house except to exercise. When he does, I snoop on his iPad (he thinks I don't know the password). I also sometimes go out to grab lunch without offering to get him any (I work, he doesn't, I have resentment). I also can only orgasm from self help.

I snoop around looking to see if my wife has any vibrators, erotica, or similar items. Sex happens once a month and it’s out of obligation. Seeking to confirm that she doesn’t masturbate as a replacement. She claims to have a low drives

What would you do if you found out she did masturbate? Pout, stomp your feet, hold your breath until she sexes you?

PS—she *is* masturbating.

Because all women masturbate?

No they don’t. Women with morals satisfy their desires through legitimate means in a marriage

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:DH never leaves the house except to exercise. When he does, I snoop on his iPad (he thinks I don't know the password). I also sometimes go out to grab lunch without offering to get him any (I work, he doesn't, I have resentment). I also can only orgasm from self help.

I snoop around looking to see if my wife has any vibrators, erotica, or similar items. Sex happens once a month and it’s out of obligation. Seeking to confirm that she doesn’t masturbate as a replacement. She claims to have a low drives

What would you do if you found out she did masturbate? Pout, stomp your feet, hold your breath until she sexes you?

PS—she *is* masturbating.

Because all women masturbate?

No they don’t. Women with morals satisfy their desires through legitimate means in a marriage

There you are! Aren't you a peach.