Random things that annoy me

[Anonymous]

my dog's fur and wet snout... god I HATE it when he stamps his wet snout on my clothes. But I love him otherwise

traffic. makes me anxious.

getting out of my windowless office after 8 hs and finding out it's dark and/or raining/snowing. I feel like I just emerged from another planet.

Barney

[Anonymous]

People who complain about this area all the time. I PROMISE you that people in other parts of the world can be rude, drive poorly, and act oblivious. It makes me wonder if the complainers have actually never been anywhere else to see this for themselves. Just like there are nice people everywhere, there are annoying people everywhere.

[Anonymous]

Spongebob.

[Anonymous]

a friend who is always looking for posting open dinner invitations on facebook. She says she and her DH have a sitter and are going to some chain and wonders who wants to join them. Or she will say she and her infant are going alone and wonders who wants to go too. It only gets better when she posts pictures of the dinners and you can clearly see no one joined her.

Thankfully she isn't local and I don't ever have to feel like she is asking me to go.

[Anonymous]

Between you and I ...

[Name] and me ...

[Anonymous]

Carrot Top, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Jill Zarin, Sarah Palin (not necessarily in that order).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People who give their underwear wearing child a pull-up to crap in for a year and then complain they need professional help to get the 4 year old to crap in the toilet.

You fail to note that the 4 year olds who crap in their pants are "spirited", "insanely smart", "test off of the charts", "wildly gifted & talented", or all of the above.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:People who give their underwear wearing child a pull-up to crap in for a year and then complain they need professional help to get the 4 year old to crap in the toilet.

You fail to note that the 4 year olds who crap in their pants are "spirited", "insanely smart", "test off of the charts", "wildly gifted & talented", or all of the above.

That's right! How could I have left that out? Maybe I'm not as gifted as I thought... After all, I even crap in the toilet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Carrot Top, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Jill Zarin, Sarah Palin (not necessarily in that order).

The face of Bette Midler + The body of Ned Flanders = Carrot Top.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Spongebob.

Whaaa?? So cheery. Love SB!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:People that push their kids around in strollers when they are WAY to big to be riding in a stroller. Make that kid walk! Those same people always block walk ways with their too big kids in strollers too!!

Tourists that move like molasses and block the escalators/entrances to the metro then take FOREVER to put their damn card through making me miss my train. And those same tourists always have a million fat kids with them.

I hate oversized kids in strollers too. So annoying.

Really? Why don't you deal with my 3 year old during a melt down in DC after a day of sight seeing. Little people need to rest sometimes and while I make my child walk for the most part I'd rather push him around for an hour so he can rest than inflict his rage and need for rest on the other people around us enjoying their day. WHY SO JUDGMENTAL?

Oh, I'm not talking about 3 year olds, I'm talking about 6+ year olds that are OBVIOUSLY too big to be in a stroller. We were at the zoo a couple weeks ago and there was one kid there who was so big his legs were hanging over the tray and almost touching the ground! My almost 3 yo still rides in a stroller when we're out all day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i agree with the lol thing. so annoying lol.

on the same tangent, the way that teenagers/early 20s kids today think it's so cool to add a millionnnnnnn lettersssssssssss to everythingggggg theyyyyyy typeeeeeeee!!!!

nickelback.

people who take forever to wash their hands/do their makeup/talk to their friend in the public bathroom while i am trying to take a crap. let me be loud and nasty in peace.

people who brush their teeth in the bathroom at work. UGH.

moms who are SO NOT JUDGING you for feeding your child formula, even though you should've tried harder before feeding your child that rat poison.

moms who think that the best way to parent is to completely subjugate themselves to the whims of their infant, because after all, it's not your life anymore.

i could go on forever.

YES!!!!!!!!!!! Drives me crazy!!!!!!!! Just let me do my thing!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

people who take forever to wash their hands/do their makeup/talk to their friend in the public bathroom while i am trying to take a crap. let me be loud and nasty in peace.

YES!!!!!!!!!!! Drives me crazy!!!!!!!! Just let me do my thing!!!!!!!!!!

What you should do is put a potty in your Living Room; then you can shit in peace with the comfort of your own TV

[Anonymous]

Dora. More specifically, the Dora Song.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

people who take forever to wash their hands/do their makeup/talk to their friend in the public bathroom while i am trying to take a crap. let me be loud and nasty in peace.

YES!!!!!!!!!!! Drives me crazy!!!!!!!! Just let me do my thing!!!!!!!!!!

What you should do is put a potty in your Living Room; then you can shit in peace with the comfort of your own TV