Good grief, Robyn has to announce to the world that she masturbated the other day? |
That was Ashley. Which doesn’t make it any righter. |
Whoops, you’re right, that was Ashley. And now I’m watching Robyn and Juan as they bring their kids to the tattoo parlor to watch their parents get tatted. I just can’t even. |
Did I hear Candiace correctly when she said that she only has to pay an extra $1200 per month to cover the entire mortgage? Why would she be looking at a 2.5 million dollar home if it is a struggle to pay $2400 per month?? |
Why does La’ Dame have an apostrophe??
Ashley is being so obvious with drawing attention to drinking water. “I’m so parched!” Puh-leeze. No one would have even noticed if she hadn’t kept mentioning the water. Gizelle is hilarious during the confessional, talking about age and the old lady perfume. I almost feel bad for Karen though - Gizelle is always mocking her behind her back, after being supportive and nice to her face. |
Another question is why is looking at a 2.5 million dollar home if she hasn't been paying anything a month? In their cringey therapy session her mom said she pays all their bills and they pay nothing. |
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you know how you casually mention to your sig other very clinically that "when you masturbated earlier"? ![]() the kids at the tattoo parlor, really the whole act/gesture was juvenile to me. get a pendant. |
That was CandiAss's mom being a narcissist again and lying. Candi has said her mother pays a portion of the mortgage so she can stay there. I think it was a third. Her mother is truly horrible and she needs to get serious distance from her and continue in private therapy because she is very much like her. I can not believe her mother is a therapist. |
The whole timing was weird. She got her sonogram on 11/9 (that's what the monitor said) but then the La Dame party had a menorah at it, and Chanukah is in early December of 2018. That sonogram was probably done at 6 weeks pregnant and the party was a month later. These are supposed to be her besties so how did none of them know? |
The tattoo parlor scene was another sad, pathetic moment for Robyn. Juan made it clear to everyone watching this show that he wanted nothing to do with this ring tattoo. How sad for her that again, in front of the cameras, he makes it clear he really isn't into her. He has nothing and is clinging because she has a regular salary. We all know she is trying to do the right thing for her kids but it is the wrong thing for her. |
They're absolutely not her besties. Her real friends are people from the pageant circuit (there's a redhead that's in all her insta stories). Ashley said up front that the RHOP ladies had not been supportive of her fertility journey (Candiace) or her marriage (uh, everyone) so she was not going to tell them early. I'm not even sure they were at her shower. |
What I don't understand is why Gizelle is so pro-Juan. Robyn seems to be the only one she actually cares about so it doesn't make sense that she isn't giving her "you can do it alone" pep talks. |
Katie Rost's IG on why she left the Cayman's was interesting and full of tea. |
From the tattooing to only making 36K from the flip (I bet it was less) I kept thinking “Poor Robyn” throughout this episode. Bless her heart she tries but she really doesn’t seem to have much sense at all. I’m thinking she should get close to Monique and see if Chris has any single, wealth, nice friends like him that he can set her up with. |